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One Deception

 


 



 
"The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and al Qaeda, because there was a relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda."
---George W. Bush,
    June 17, 2004
"Al Qaeda is on the run. Right now, about half of all the top Al Qaeda operatives are either jailed or dead. In either case, they're not a problem anymore."
         ---George W. Bush,
           May 5, 2003
"You're free. And freedom
is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order—order out of chaos. But we will."
---George W. Bush,
     April 13, 2003
"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job."
---George W. Bush
      July 9, 2004.

Quotatious:
"You can't run a country by a book of religion/ not by a heap, or a lump, or a smidgeon. . ."---Frank Zappa.

"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President."---President Theodore Roosevelt.

"Take care, beware of greedy leaders/ they'll take you where you should not go. . ."---George Harrison.

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." ---July 26, 1920, H.L. Mencken in The Evening Sun.

 More Quotatious
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"So if I understand you correctly, Jesus, I nuke Iran and then invade N. Korea? Or do I nuke N. Korea and then invade Iran? And do I do this after we spread the bird flu at anti-war protests and quarantine all the commies? "


 

THE CASE FOR
IMPEACHMENT

by DAVE LINDORFF
and BARBARA OLSHANSKY


"Any American who wants to preserve what's left of our precious Bill of Rights from further encroachments, and to repair the Constitutional separation of powers vitiated by George Bush, should read this essential book -- which should also be force-fed to every single member of Congress."
-- Doug Ireland, LA Weekly

NEWS AND COMMENT

6/27
skylines:

Morning Concert
Morning Cartoon
FLOWERS AND TREES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOadTflvdBg
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE ROSES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74sSeZ64N30
WHISPERING PINES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLr0aRU8Wwk
IN THE PINES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91VNilV2XyQ
GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQhKqlOccHE
YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXyVENc05_c
FIELDS OF GOLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppX6vP3c4g
RUN FOR THE ROSES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skzHcYWc4UM
SCARLET BEGONIAS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzxjVYi5a30
ROSE OF TRALEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0sOZTl7w3M


Amy Winehouse, you’ve just been diagnosed with drug-related emphysema!
Where are you going now? “I’m going to buy booze!”

http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/festivals/article.html?in_article_id=195085&in_page_id=82

WIDOW WANTS DEATH PENALTY FOR KILLER OF HUSBAND, TWO SONS
Rip Post comment: Make it a slow, painful death penalty.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/27/MNV711FT7I.DTL

AWARD-WINNING ILLUSTRATOR’S SECRET: RAT PISS
We are not making this stuff up.
http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,,2287832,00.html

NYC SLAVEOWNER GETS 11 YEARS
She's in for some fun!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7476927.stm

MEDUSA TO DUMP HER GUY?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=195142&in_page_id=7

HAILSTORM WRECKS VOLKSWAGENS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,562478,00.html

FLASH! MINI-ME SUES OVER SEX TAPE!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2205045/Mini-Me,-star-of-Austin-Powers,-sues-over-dwarf-sex-tape.html

And on to news and comment. . .

ASPARAGUS ON MARS!
Well, not yet---but it could grow there
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7477310.stm
http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-sci-phoenix27-2008jun27,0,6858366.story

JOHN YOO, TORTURE LAWYER:
I JUST INTERPRETED---I DIDN’T TORTURE ANYBODY!

http://www.slate.com/id/2194326/
The Office of Legal Counsel at the Justice Department, where he worked when he wrote his infamous memos, "was not involved in the making of policy decisions," he asserts. He continues, "Those policy choices—adopting particular techniques within the lines that OLC had determined to be lawful—were not mine to make, and I did not make them."

Kim Nook Yoo
BOLTON SLAMS N. KOREA FOR DE-NUKING!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/27/hannity-flip-flop/
CHENEY PISSED OVER TAKING N. KOREA OFF TERROR LIST
Well, any good Likud employee should be!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/27/cheney-hints-at-disapproval-with-administration%e2%80%99s-decision-on-north-korea/

Jesus H. Christ!
WHY SERENA WILLIAMS WON’T VOTE FOR OBAMA
Jesus told her not to, you see. . .
http://www.slate.com/id/2194321/

JAPANESE CHILDREN TAUGHT THAT
WHALE SLAUGHTER IS “CULTURALLY IMPORTANT”

On another planet, maybe whales are slaughtering humans. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/2200175/Japanese-10-year-olds-taken-on-school-trips-to-whale-slaughter.html

ER, UH. . .NO ICE AT NORTH POLE THIS SUMMER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/06/27/eaice127.xml

VENEZUELA, COCAINE HIGHWAY 101
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/venezuela/2205687/Hugo-Chavez%27s-Venezuela-%27supplies-half-of-Britain%27s-cocaine%27.html

FRENCH WINEMAKERS ON RAMPAGE!
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/26/europe/fuel.php

Man O-Man
MCCAIN’S INCREDIBLY LAME ANTI-OBAMA ‘DR. NO’ AD
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/06/27/dr-no-is-almost-as-old-as-barack-obama/
SWIFT BOAT PUBLISHER NOW TARGETS OBAMA
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/06/27/swiftboat-publisher-targets-obama/
Conservative journalist David Freddoso’s “The Case Against Barack Obama” will offer “a comprehensive, factual look at Obama,” according to Regnery Publishing president and publisher Marjory Ross.
OLBERMANN FLIP-FLOPS ON OBAMA’S WIRETAP FLIP-FLOP
http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/06/26/olbermann/
Is that really what anyone wants -- transferring blind devotion from George Bush to Barack Obama? Are we hoping for a Fox News for Obama, that glorifies everything he says and whitewashes everything he does?
OBAMA REVERSES HIMSELF ON GUN-BAN ISSUE, HAILS SUPREME COURT DECISION
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/27/barackobama.usa
AFL-CIO ENDORSES OBAMA
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/AFLCIO_endorses_Obama_for_president_0626.html
HINDU GOD ENDORSES OBAMA
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=191109&in_page_id=2

Enviro Wacko
MCCAIN THE ENVIRONMENTALIST
SHILLS FOR OFFSHORE OIL DRILLING

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,562467,00.html
PALAST: COURT REWARDS EXXON FOR VALDEZ DISASTER
http://www3.gregpalast.com/court-rewards-exxon-for-valdez-oil-spill/
“If I had a machine gun, I’d shoot every one of those white sons-of-bitches.”---Henry Makarka, Tatitlek native.

Mashed Media
CLEAR CHANNEL CENSORS ADS
FOR NEW BUSH-MOCKING HARRY SHEARER CD

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/27/clear-channel-censors-ads-for-harry-shearers-new-bush-mocking-cd/
LATEST ON L.A. TIMES LAYOFFS
http://www.tellzell.com/2008/06/flotsam-and-jetsam.html

(Lack of) Health
DID ASPARTAME MAKE CARLIN’S HEART CONDITION WORSE?
http://www.rense.com/general82/gcar.htm
ECSTASY FOR PTSD?
(Better to use LSD---Ecstasy is a short-lived thrill ride, nothing more.)
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/89625/?ses=198cf2ed4f922e1574ac8fc0ea3a4715

People’s Repugnic
NEW PHOTO BOOK SHOWS LIFE UNDER CHINESE COMMUNISTS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,562506,00.html

R.I.P. NEW YORKER CARTOONIST ED ARNO
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/27/books/27arno.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin

And in more important matters. . .

HEY, WHAT’S ON THE CHINA OLYMPICS MENU?
http://www.slate.com/id/2194074/
The menu items in question include "bean curd made by a pockmarked woman," "ants climbing a tree," and "chicken without sexual life."

800 MINUTES OF GEORGE CARLIN
http://www.slate.com/id/2194327/
Carlin lost a step or two over the years, but to his credit, the substance abuse and heart trouble that plagued him offstage never really managed to slow him down when he was on it. Physical comedy remained part of Carlin's repertoire throughout his career, as did his special brand of scatological humor. He got almost 30 years of mileage out of examinations of the words cornhole and dingleberry.

AMAZING PICS OF THE DAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/2205363/Pictures-of-the-day-27-June-2008.html

WELCOME TO THE WORD MUSEUM
http://www.neh.gov/news/humanities/2008-05/Word_Museum.html
In my day there, I went from Thomas Jefferson’s handwritten lists of his slaves to Maurice Sendak’s original sketches, then spent an hour deciphering Emily Dickinson’s elegantly illegible letters, slowly gaining new glimpses of her prose and voice. From there, I went over the extensive collection of baseball books in the complete living room of the great American poet Marianne Moore, which has been moved, in full—chairs, shelves, chachkas, and all—from Greenwich Village to the museum’s third floor.

Musique
HEY HEY, WE’RE THE (CLOISTERED) MONKS!
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/26/europe/austria.php
New Classical CDs of the Week
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/06/21/bmclasscds121.xml

Hey, Be-attle!
ALL THE NEWS ABOUT THE NEW BEATLES FOOTAGE
http://abbeyrd.best.vwh.net/news/626raremmtfootage.html

Lost Angeles
ANOTHER OLD BOOKSTORE BITES THE DUST, SORT OF
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/dawsons_book_shop_cuts_ba.php

And in the end. . .
SLIDE SHOW: THE WORLD’S WEIRDEST HOTELS
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/0,5538,32855,00.html

6/26
skylines:

Morning Concert
MATTINATA---BJOERLING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=525o_MPTXc0
WOOLY BULLY---SAM THE SHAM AND THE PHAROAHS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOvCHD1uHY
PHAROAH SANDERS---THEMBI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgBVWx_1TKs
LOVE LETTERS IN THE SAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7TTkmC7HX8
THE LETTER---THE BOX TOPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD9mCp8SifM
THE LETTER---JOE COCKER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RnjWLVyMps
LEAVING ON A JET PLANE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa3h3pnhg8s
JET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWREAaIqs8Y

GANG VERMIN BUSTED FOR SF TRAFFIC KILLING OF DAD, TWO SONS
Just inject him
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/26/MNH411F12H.DTL

SIGNATURES GROW FOR “GEORGE W. BUSH SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANT”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/24/MNPQ11A3T7.DTL

2 BERKELEY TREE SITTERS SURRENDER AFTER 18 MONTHS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/26/BA8E11F6S0.DTL

MCCAIN DISCOVERS THE INTERNETS!
http://www.internetweekly.org/2008/06/cartoon_mccain_discovers_the_internets.html

‘FINDING NEMO’ PROMPTS
CLOWNFISH NEAR-EXTINCTION

They’re all in fish tanks, thanks to the movie
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=192366&in_page_id=34

MOBILE BROTHEL OF MIAMI BUSTED
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=193168&in_page_id=2

NEW BEATLES FOOTAGE FOUND---FROM 'MYSTERY TOUR'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cornwall/7474139.stm

Jesus H. Christ!
MARK FIORE ON NEW PREZ CANDIDATE
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/fiore/

And on to news and comment. . .

OH MY GOD---NOW YOU CAN ‘STUDY’ HIP-HOP AT UCLA
http://www.magazine.ucla.edu/features/beat_scholars/ 

SPANISH PARLIAMENT: APES DESERVE “HUMAN RIGHTS”
Does this include Limbaugh and Karl Rove?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/26/humanrights.animalwelfare
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All-Melty Dollar
ATTY. GEN. JERRY BROWN SUES COUNTRYWIDE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/25/BUKN11EUDQ.DTL
THE SHRINKING INFLUENCE OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,562291,00.html
After years of growth, the United States is now on the brink of a recession, one that is more likely to be deepened than softened by a tight money policy. Investments will automatically become more expensive, consumer spending will be curbed and economic growth will slow down, immediately affecting unemployment figures and wages.

MUCH OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IS BURNING
If you live in SF or above, don’t breathe
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/26/BA9611F182.DTL&tsp=1
Astounding satellite photo
http://activefiremaps.fs.fed.us/resources/2008176/ca-north-000/crefl2_A2008176215900-2008176220510_250m_ca-north-000_143.jpg

RUSSIA’S ‘WAR ON TERROR’ AGAINST INGUSH MUSLIMS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7473645.stm

Kim Nook Yoo
N. KOREA HANDS OVER NUKE INFO TO CHINA---
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7474952.stm
---AND PREZBOY LIFTS ‘AXIS OF EVIL’ STANDING, BUT. . .
http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5iVlkPA4gZ8ZjSNiN7of68Sbvzpfg
WHAT’S THIS ALL ABOUT?
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20147.htm

Dishonest John
MAD MCCAIN WANTS ‘LEAGUE OF DEMOCRACIES'
Cold war, anyone?
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20173.htm

Homeland Insecurity
SEN. ORRIN “BOOBY” HATCH: WIRETAP CRITICS ARE NUTCASES
They wear tin-foil hats and think 9/11 is inside job, says senator
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/25/hatch-compares-fisa-critics-to-those-who-wear-tin-foil-hats-and-think-911-was-an-inside-job/


DOWD: MORE PHONEY MYTHS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/25/opinion/25dowd.html?em&ex=1214625600&en=8368c115b6d559d0&ei=5087%0A
Rove was doing a variation on the old William Buckley line: “I would rather be governed by the first 2,000 names in the Boston telephone book than by the 2,000 members of the Harvard faculty.”Conservatives love playing this little game, acting as if the “elite” Democratic candidates are not in touch with people like themselves, even though the guys doing the attacking — like Rove, Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Hannity — are wealthy and cosseted.

RAIMUNDO: IS WAR GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY? NOPE
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1817989,00.html
Wars are expensive propositions, especially the sort of all-embracing, the-sky's-the-limit, multi-generational conflict envisioned by the War Party's editorial board commandos. Our $3 trillion war, as Nobel-prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz and Linda Bilmes have dubbed it, is an albatross hung round the neck of the American giant, whose great neck is bowing under its weight. The unipolar moment the neocons once exulted in will go down in the official record as the briefest incident in human history, albeit not the noblest.

LINDORFF: USA’S DOUBLE-STANDARD ON KIDS
Victims in prostitutes, terrorists if caught fighting the U.S.
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/163

Asinine Commentary of the Day!
YELLOW SCIENCE
WSJ shills for the “junk science” crowd with hifalutin’ BS. . .
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121433436381900681.html


Mashed Media
ZELL WANTS TO SELL LAT BUILDING---
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/today_in_sam_zell_3.php
---BUT IS IT WORTH ANYTHING?
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/times_building_virtually.php
CUTBACKS COMING AT BALTIMORE SUN---
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003820904
---AND HARTFORD COURANT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003820573
KARL THE PIG OINKS AT THE NYT
http://rawstory.com/news08/2008/06/25/rove-critical-of-ny-times-for-outing-cia-agent/

Animals in the news!
STEM CELL TREATMENTS FOR PETS
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1817572,00.html
GIANT SQUID WASHES UP IN SANTA CRUZ
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/06/26/state/n054024D90.DTL&tsp=1
NAME A SEA SLUG
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2008/06/25/want-to-name-a-sea-slug-a-nonprofit-might-let-you/

(Lack of) health
SLEEP APNEA LINKED TO MEMORY LOSS
http://www.magazine.ucla.edu/exclusives/apnea_memory_loss/
SHOWER CURTAINS, COMPUTERS LOWERING SPERM COUNTS
http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/89453/

R.I.P. IRA TUCKER OF DIXIE HUMMINGBIRDS
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/26/arts/music/26tucker.html?ref=obituaries

Oh, by the way. . .
NICARAGUA FIGHTS OVER A HAT
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1817989,00.html

And in more important matters. . .

RAY BRADBURY DENOUNCES
THE END OF BOOKSTORES IN LOS ANGELES

Speaks at legendary Acres of Books in Long Beach---yes, which is threatened with extinction
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/ray_bradbury_mourns_acres_1.php
“If this place could be kept here, if you're going to build a mall, they should build it around here. They should be the center of the mall. They should be a shrine. They should have a crucifix up in front. I will come and bless the goddamn place.”

NEW CHILDREN’S BOOK AWARDS
http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,,2287541,00.html

TeeVee
BBC: TOO MANY BLACKS, ASIANS ON TV
Politically correct “overcompensation” has distorted minority presence, says exec,
who then says that “white cultural elite” is still in charge of “creative power.”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/26/bbc.television
Samir Shah, a member of the BBC's board of directors, said this had led to a "world of deracinated coloured people flickering across our screens - to the irritation of many viewers and the embarrassment of the very people such actions are meant to appease".
FANS REVIVE LOST ‘DR. WHO’ EPISODES FROM 60’S
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/jun/26/bbc.doctorwho

Spotes
GWEN KNAPP ON SHAQ’S DESPICABLE RAP
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/25/SP9T11EUCA.DTL

Where ya goin’?
VISIT THE WATERFALLS OF NEW YORK CITY
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/destinations/2008-06-25-new-york-waterfalls_N.htm 

And in the end. . .
SEA SLUGS!
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=sea+slugs

6/25
skylines:

Morning Concert
DIAMOND IN THE BACK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myCDlel_Ek8
LEAN ON ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kTrkpPXYsM
LEAN LIKE A CHOLO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqsrq34qDyk
STORMY WEATHER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCG3kJtQBKo
RIDERS ON THE STORM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMvfAYEaE8c
GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsfw9CEQITA
BLUE SKIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X12aKztV9jM

WATCH: THE AMAZING ESCALATOR SPINNER!
http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2008/06/heres-to-you-es.html

IMPORTANT NEWS FOR BLACK LESBIAN FEMINISTS!
http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/g_l/lorde/feminist.htm

Lost Angeles
COLISEUM TO WHORE ITSELF FOR ‘NAMING RIGHTS’
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/la_coliseum_naming_rights.php
"People don't get how valuable these naming rights could be," said David Israel, chairman of the Coliseum Commission.
STRANGE DOMES RISE IN FASHION DISTRICT
http://downtownnews.com/articles/2008/06/23/news/news05.txt

THIRD VICTIM OF CRAZED SF TRAFFIC SHOOTING DIES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/25/BAT011EC2M.DTL

THE TITANIC TOILETS OF TOKYO
Japanese toilets can warm and wash one's bottom, whisk away odors with built-in fans and play water noises that drown out potty sounds. They play relaxation music, too. "Ave Maria" is a favorite.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/24/AR2008062401285.html?referrer=emailarticle

And on to news and comment. . .

Asinine Commentary of the Week!
TIME WRITER CALLS HIGH SCHOOL
PREGNANCY PACT A SIGN OF MATURITY!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080622224438.htm
“Surely they deserve more sympathy and support than shame and derision, if the trend they reflect is not a typical teenager's inclination to have sex, but rather a willingness to take responsibility for the consequences.”

The Torture Never Stops
WATCH: ABUSE ON U.S. PRISON SHIPS
WORSE THAN ABU GHRAIB---REPORT

http://collateralnews.tv/index.php/collateral-news/5/149
RETIRED U.S. GENERAL: BUSH HAS COMMITTED WAR CRIMES
http://www.alternet.org/rights/89141/?ses=cb45d272f56fa5427902f888b8a97e3f

Israelity
ISRAEL LEANING ON U.S. TO ATTACK IRAN---CBS NEWS
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/24/eveningnews/main4206201.shtml

Mashed Media
WOW---ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER
OUTSOURCES COPY EDITING TO INDIA

http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/register_outsourcing_edit_1.php
TRIBUNE CO. PINHEAD DIDN’T KNOW LAT HAD REPORTERS IN IRAQ!
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/yes_another_lee_abrams_bo.php

Enviro Wacko
THE END OF CALIFORNIA PLANT LIFE?
Redwoods could be on the way out.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/24/MNJ811EEAC.DTL&tsp=1
MCCAIN: OFFSHORE DRILLING IS GOOD FOR PSYCHOLOGY!
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/24/mccain-psychological-offshore/
EXXON VALDEZ PENALTIES CUT FROM $2.5 BILLION TO $500 MILLION
http://www.rawstory.com/news/mochila/Court_cuts_judgment_in_Exxon_Valdez_06252008.html
REMOVING SUGAR CO. WILL SWEETEN EVERGLADES
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1817390,00.html
MORFORD: WE’RE DOOMED---SORT OF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/a/2008/06/25/notes062508.DTL

Electile Dysfunction
NADER ON OBAMA: HE’S NOT DOING MUCH FOR AFRICAN-AMERICANS
Spoiler also asks, “Is it because he wants to talk white?”
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/25/nader-critical-of-obama-for-trying-to-talk-white/
http://rawstory.com/news08/2008/06/25/ralph-nader-barack-obama-wants-to-talk-white/

Man O-Man
PRESTO-CHANGEO---IT’S THE NEW OBAMA!
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1817679,00.html
To some observers, Obama's transformation from upstart candidate to presumptive nominee has made him begin to look dangerously like the typical Washington politicians he so often rails against. Worried about his patriotism? He now wears a flag pin daily. Worried about his church? He left it. Think he's inexperienced? Don't fret; he's got lots of renowned advisers. Too liberal? Well, just look at his recent policy statements on defending Israel and protecting warrantless wiretapping. And for a man who last week flip-flopped on his pledge to stay within the public financing system, his planned meeting tomorrow with Hillary Clinton's fat cat donors seems to be Obama's way of saying, 'I may not like your game, but I'll take your money.'
SURPRISE! OBAMA GOES SOFT ON FREE TRADE
Why is this not surprising?
http://www.alternet.org/election08/88754/
O-MAN TAKES ON JACKASS DOBSON
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/24/politics/main4206668.shtml?source=mostpop_story
WHAT’S IN THE O-MAN’S IPOD?
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/06/the_meaning_of_obamas_ipod.html
MAN OH MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apqJrbPfmlo

Dishonest John
WHY DOES MCCAIN HATE AMTRAK?
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/attytood/What_2008_is_all_aboutAmtrak.html
McCain's longstanding jihad against Amtrak is no secret -- except maybe to voters in the 2008 election. I was just searching around and found only a couple of recent articles, mostly in obscure places or in the British media, that mention the Republican's positions against funding rail. In fact, I'm a little surprised that the Obama campaign hasn't spotlighted this issue in Pennsylvania, since Amtrak has higher ridership here than anywhere else.
FLASH! MCCAIN IS ‘AWARE OF THE INTERNET’
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/89394/

Homeland Insecurity
MESSAGE TO FEDS: NO, YOU CAN’T SEARCH MY LAPTOP
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/25/swire-laptop/

MCCLELLAN DENOUNCES CHENEY
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/25/mcclellan-cheneys-memoir-could-be-called-i-upped-halliburtons-income-so-up-yours/
McClellan who is clear that he has no great admiration for Cheney, joked to the audience that his national book tour has given him some ideas for book titles Cheney might consider: “The Lies I Told,” or “I Upped Halliburton’s Income - So Up Yours.”
MCCLELLAN TO LEAVE GOP?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/25/MNLL11EE58.DTL

Wold Gone Mad
INTERVIEW: THE INCREDIBLE HORROR OF DARFUR
http://www.guernicamag.com/interviews/610/crisis_darfur/

(Lack of) Health
AGAVE SYRUP IS GOOD FOR YOU
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/18/FDEJ116TOH.DTL&hw=agave&sn=001&sc=1000

Spaced Out
MARS AIR HAD MOISTURE
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080625093242.htm

Animals in the news!
CAT SURVIVES 18 HOURS ON POWER LINE
8 lives to go
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=191182&in_page_id=34
MAN SAVES BEAR, IS PROSECUTED FOR BOTHERING WILDLIFE
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=189728&in_page_id=34
SLIDE SHOW: BIRD ATTACKS ON HUMANS ARE UP
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2008/jun/25/wildlife.photography?picture=335244304

Oh, by the way. . .
MORE MEN DIE IN FLOODS
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1817603,00.html
A PLANE WITH WINGS OF GLASS?
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080622224438.htm
ITALY IS NOT BIG ON ‘CULTURAL DIVERSITY’
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/25/arts/25abroad.php
VISIT TO A SOUTH KOREAN CRAM SCHOOL
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/25/asia/cram.php

And in more important matters. . .

GEISHAS MAKING A BIG COMEBACK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/25/japan.internet

THE BEIJING OLYMPICS’ NOT-SO-WARM WELCOME
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0625/p01s08-woap.html
Fearful of terrorist attacks and of embarrassing protests, the authorities are draping a security blanket over Beijing so thick that many residents fear it will stifle the Games. "They are not taking any chances, whatever the impact on ordinary people, either local or foreign," says Gilbert van Kerckhove, a longtime Beijing resident who is advising the city on Olympic issues. "They are totally paranoid; there is no other word for it."

JACKIE CHAN: FIGHT TO HELP PEOPLE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7473318.stm

Where ya goin’?
TRAIN TRIP 3: RUSSIA TO TAIWAN (BY BOAT)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/jun/25/japan.russia.ferry

For Art’s Sake
MONET SETS MONEY RECORD
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/26/arts/melik26.php

Musique
TWO OLD MOTHERS KEEP INVENTING
http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/arts/story.html?id=dd5edd28-12c5-4e41-80b5-e483939b6a8c
MEAT LOAF: WHAT AM I GONNA DO, RUN A HOT DOG STAND?
http://music.guardian.co.uk/rock/story/0,,2287261,00.html

And in the end. . .
LEAN LIKE A GORDO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAODF9eCq58

6/24
skylines:

Morning Concert
HELLO HELLO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11bLTZPaS2U
HELLO GOODBYE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShSmpI0r9k
GOODBYE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhEtYdZ3Wo
GOODBYE
(McCartney and fake Beatles)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhEtYdZ3Wo
HELLO I LOVE YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34wa2jehek
HELLO DOLLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd4HPipfceU
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE_yNPNCflk
GOODBYE PORKPIE HAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU_RxWXijz0
HELLO, I MUST BE GOING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCvz8y_DUSY

SURVIVING BEEGEES TO TOUR?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7466377.stm

BOY GEORGE DENIED U.S. VISA
Well, he is pretty terrifying. . .and shouldn’t he be Man George by now?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7470608.stm

HEINZ PULLS AD SHOWING GAY COUPLE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/24/asa.advertising

WOMAN SAVED BY SPORTS BRA
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/06/23/sports.bra.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

PULL MY FINGER!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,561007,00.html

CARLIN: IT’S BAD FOR YA
“And f--- Dr. Phil, too!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRCKoT1HY3U
INCREDIBLE: BLOGGER ASKS IF CARLIN WAS ANTI-SEMITE
Simply because a GREAT Carlin rant about the power elite---no references to Jews---is posted on a nutball website
http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3302
HERE IS THE GREAT RANT: "THEY OWN US"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMqJvhmD5Yg
TWO GREATS: CARLIN AND OLBERMANN---
"THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UVXj8F9Fmk

(More Carlin links below)

And on to news and comment. . .

MCCAIN: STRAPPED FOR CASH? GET ON EBAY!
Computer-illiterate echoes Bush advice
(How can we elect a guy president who does not know how to use a computer???)
http://www.perrspectives.com/blog/archives/001039.htm

NASA SCIENTIST:
OIL EXECS SHOULD BE TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

Hear, hear. . .
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-james-hansen/twenty-years-later-tippin_b_108766.html
CEOs of fossil energy companies know what they are doing and are aware of long-term consequences of continued business as usual. In my opinion, these CEOs should be tried for high crimes against humanity and nature. If their campaigns continue and "succeed" in confusing the public, I anticipate testifying against relevant CEOs in future public trials.

LIPOSUCTION---THE REAL ENERGY SOLUTION!
http://www.alternet.org/story/89127/
The average liposuction removes about half a gallon of liquid fat, which may not seem like much. But think of the vast reserves our nation is literally sitting on! Thirty percent of Americans are obese, or about 90 million individuals or 45 million gallons of easily available fat -- not from dead diatoms but from our very own bellies and butts.

ISRAELI SOLDIER KILLS SELF AS SARKOZY, OLMERT BOARD PLANE
Sarkozy’s wife rushes into plane ahead of husband
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080624/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_sarkozy

Enviro Wacko
MEAT INDUSTRY TO BLAME FOR POISON TOMATOES

http://www.alternet.org/environment/89015/?ses=4cb883581dc7af1f09193e5401163d20
You read that right: Cow shit is in your tomatoes. Actually, cow shit is in everything: the water, hamburgers, other plant life, and if one ascribes to the hippie New Age belief that we are all one pulsating organism upon Mother Earth, then cow shit is in all of us. . . A 2006 United Nations report described the devastation caused by the meat industry as "one of the top two or three most significant contributors to the most serious environmental problems, at every scale from local to global." Aside from global warming, meat production is a large factor in deforestation, wasted land, and air and water contamination.

Mashed Media
RETIRING WASHPOST ED: IT’S LIKE ‘CONDUCTING GREAT ORCHESTRA’
Who are these pretentious jokers, and how did they become editors?
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003819838
HORRID STORY OF CRIME REPORTER WHO KNEW WHO DUN IT---BECAUSE IT WAS HIM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/24/pressandpublishing.internationalcrime

Religion
MALAY MUSLIMS TO WOMEN: LOSE LIPSTICK AND HIGH HEELS, AND AVOID RAPE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/24/malaysia.religion
NEW MUSLIM MAG: INTEGRATE INTO U.S. SOCIETY
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0624/p04s01-usgn.html
They are not headlines one sees at the grocery store checkout. "A Jihad for Love" or "There's Something About Rumi."
OBAMA (WISELY) SHUNNING MUSLIM-AMERICANS
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/24/america/24muslim.php

Electile Dysfunction
HAHAHA---MCCAIN AIDE SAYS TERRORIST ATTACK WOULD HELP THEIR CAMPAIGN
How many minutes before this guy is canned, do you suppose. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/24/johnmccain.uselections2008
CLARKE: MCCAIN MUST FIRE BLACK IMMEDIATELY
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/24/clarke-black/
ELIZ. EDWARDS: MCCAIN’S HEALTH PLAN DISCRIMINATES AGAINST WOMEN
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/24/elizabeth-edwards-mccains-individual-market-for-health-insurance-discriminates-against-women/
BROWN: OBAMA’S A MUSLIM, MCCAIN WILL KEEP US SAFE. . .
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/8913
If gullibility was indicated by back stripes America would look like a zebra. We are not a particularly skeptical nation. We tend to believe what we're told by our authority figures. Often we simply believe the illogical because that's what we want to believe.

Iraq and Roll
EU TRIES TO STOP FLOOD OF IRAQI REFUGEES
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,561674,00.html
The ongoing terror in Iraq is driving an increasing number of refugees to Europe. Now the EU is being forced to make some tough decisions: Who will be allowed to stay in Europe, and will Iraqi Christians have greater chances here than Muslims?
RAIMUNDO: Imperial 'Justice'---
The Haditha massacre and what it means to be an empire

http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=13031
When the Marines came into the house they just started shooting, going from room to room, killing all where they found them. When they were done, they went on to the next house in the Iraqi village of Haditha, which they attacked with hand grenades, methodically executing everyone inside. When they were done, they had killed 24 people, including two babies, a 5-year-old, a mother who had recently had an appendectomy, and an elderly couple.

Oh, by the way. . .
FATBOY HASTERT VISITS SEVEN COUNTRIES---ON YOUR TAB
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/23/hastert-wastes-20000-in-taxpayer-money-on-lavish-trips-during-last-11-months-in-office/
INCREDIBLE: SWORN TO VIRGINITY AND LIVING AS A MAN IN ALBANIA
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/23/europe/virgins.php
MICROBES EATING CAMBODIAN HISTORY
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/24/healthscience/24micr.php

And in more important matters. . .

Bye, George
CARLIN’S LAST INTERVIEW
http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/blog/brainstorm/200806/george-carlins-last-interview
Originally it was slated to run as a 350-word Q&A on the back page of Psychology Today. But I was so excited to talk to him—and he was so generous with his time—that I just kept on going. By the end I had over 14,000 words.
TRIBUTES TO CARLIN POUR IN
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/24/lkl.carlin/
“I bet you if he was here now, what he would be saying is, 'Why do people say nice things when you die? That's the stupidest thing to do. They can't hear you, you know?' " Maher said.
FROM COMIC TO ICON
(He would have hated that headline)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/ap_en_ce/obit_george_carlin
PROVOCATEUR FOR THE AGES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/23/DDQR11DS5A.DTL
CARLIN WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR MORE THAN SEVEN WORDS
http://www.kansascity.com/238/story/676280.html
You’d be hard-pressed to find a comedian who doesn’t think George was the most profound philosopher in modern history.”
CARLIN: I MAKE PEOPLE COMFORTABLE WITH DELVING
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/arts/story.html?id=3cc9849c-6344-40e9-a8cf-9bbb87895a94
CARTOON REFERENCES CARLIN JUST BEFORE DEATH
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003819666
A CARLIN LETTER TO THE EDITOR, FIRING BACK AT CRITIC
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003819880
CARLIN’S ‘ZEAL FOR FREEDOM’
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2008/06/george_carlin_a_comic_with_a_z.html

Film
SPIELBERG GOES BOLLYWOOD
Makes huge deal with India’s Reliance Entertainment
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1817222,00.html
But this deal is more about money than any hybrid art form. Dreamworks gets at least half the funding it would need to get out of its troubled marriage with Paramount, ensure its independence and still make six or so movies a year.
INTERVIEW: ACTRESS JANE HORROCKS
http://arts.guardian.co.uk/theatre/drama/story/0,,2287169,00.html
ISRAELIS FLATTERED BY ‘ZOHAN’ FLICK
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/06/24/arts/Film-Israel-The-Zohan.php

Books
CONSERVATIVE PUBLISHER STOPS SENDING BOOKS TO NYT
http://www.nysun.com/arts/encounter-books-crosses-times-off-mailing-list/80530/ 

Where ya goin’?
GREAT TRAIN RIDE 2: MOSCOW TO VLADIVOSTOK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/jun/24/railtravel.transsiberian.russia

And in the end. . .
WORLD NETTLE EATING CHAMPIONSHIPS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=189302&in_page_id=2


6/23
skylines:

Morning Concert
BE HERE NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUGa0v0bz1w
GEORGE CARLIN.COM
http://www.georgecarlin.com/
GEORGE CARLIN EXPLAINS HIMSELF
(Just listen to Carlin and ignore the doofus who has used this to promote his sorry ass.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL5c-LGtHQU
GEORGE CARLIN ON RELIGION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
GEORGE CARLIN ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyWEBbFwU1o
GEORGE CARLIN ON VOTING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u6lCBnRoHQ
LEON REDBONE: LAUGHING BLUES/POLLY WOLLY DOODLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziucmWCzcl0

Insane Amy Whitehouse has emphysema from smoking
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7468655.stm

RUSSIAN SPA OPENS MONUMENT TO THE ENEMA
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080619/ap_on_fe_st/russia_enema_monument
Related:
THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeOlcR_CgE

And on to news and comment. . .

SAY IT AINT’ SO. . .GEORGE CARLIN IS DEAD
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/bushbeat/archives/2008/06/say_it_aint_so.php
HOW CARLIN CHANGED COMEDY
(Well, he wasn’t exactly a comedian. . .a commentator. . .a philosopher. . .who was funny.)
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1817192,00.html
WATCH: GEORGE CARLIN ON DEATH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PiZSFIVFiU
THE EVER-RELEVANT GEORGE CARLIN, R.I.P.
http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_popmachine/2008/06/george-carlin-w.html
GUESS HIS KENNEDY CENTER AWARD WILL BE POSTHUMOUS
At least he knew about it. . .
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/06/18/carlin_to_be_honored/
JAY BOOKMAN DOESN’T UNDERSTAND CARLIN’S LOVE OF PLAIN TRUTH. . .
What a dope.
http://www.ajc.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/ajc/bookman/entries/2008/06/23/george_carlin_will_never_rest.html
NYT OBIT
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/24/arts/24carlin.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
1973 INTERVIEW: CARLIN IN TRANSITION TO TRUE CHARACTER
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0623/p25s08-usgn.html
"In my own experiences, my own observations, my own childhood. Like, for instance, the cliches that all parents seem to use in dealing with their children. You see, my gift is that I see the absurdities and ironies of life, and have the ability to verbalize and mimic them. I'm the class clown. I made faces at the teacher and then did my routines on the street corner. In the end, I'm just the guy who thought of the stuff and got hold of a microphone. Once I'm on stage, my wits are my only defense against ignominy. It amounts to pure self-defense."

In far less important news:

STORY OF THE DAY: PRISON ORCHESTRAS OF VENEZUELA
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/22/america/journal.php

A.P. COMMENTARY:
IS EVERYTHING SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL?

by Alan Fram and Eileen Putnam
http://www.marinij.com/ci_9658387

Your corporatocracy at work!
COMO SE DICE, ‘FILL ‘ER UP?’
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/23/mexico.gas/index.html
AS AMERICANS SUFFER AT THE PUMP,
ENERGY INDUSTRY BASKS IN LUXURY

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/23/as-americans-suffer-at-the-pump-energy-industry-basks-in-luxury/
Maserati sales way up. . .Chanel doing well. . .

Man O-Man
THE MYSTERIOUS BARACK OBAMA

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25328351/
Still, sixteen months after announcing his candidacy, and after twenty-six Presidential debates and thousands of public-speaking engagements, Obama remains a puzzle to many voters. Almost as dedicated a policy wonk as Hillary Clinton and arguably more centrist in his economic beliefs, he offers plenty of specifics about what needs to be done. But his captivating eloquence and his slogan—“Change We Can Believe In”—have seemed to lift him dangerously high above the concrete. He has proved his steadiness of purpose without clearly defining his priorities. What, above all, does he intend to accomplish if he is elected President?
OBAMA, FRIEND OF ETHANOL
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/23/america/ethanol.php
Obama is running as a reformer who is seeking to reduce the influence of special interests. But like any other politician, he has powerful constituencies that help shape his views. And when it comes to domestic ethanol, almost all of which is made from corn, he also has advisers and prominent supporters with close ties to the industry at a time when energy policy is a point of sharp contrast between the parties and their presidential candidates. In the heart of the Corn Belt that August day, Obama argued that embracing ethanol as a substitute for gasoline "ultimately helps our national security, because right now we're sending billions of dollars to some of the most hostile nations on earth." America's oil dependence, he added, "makes it more difficult for us to shape a foreign policy that is intelligent and is creating security for the long term."

N. KOREA DEVELOPED NUKES FOR IRAN AT BOMBED SYRIA PLANT?
Or is this another “aluminum tube”/yellowcake report?
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20147.htm
According to intelligence reports seen by SPIEGEL, the Syrian facility at Al Kibar that Israeli jets bombed last September was the site of a secret military project. The report states that North Korean, Syrian and Iranian scientists were working side by side to build a reactor to produce weapons-grade plutonium.

Military Industrial Complex
HOW CHENEY’S BUDDIES SUPPORT THE TROOPS. . .
U.S. TROOPS ACCUSE KBR OF EXPOSING THEM TO TOXIN

http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/06/21/9792
“These soldiers were bleeding from the nose, spitting blood,” said Danny Langford, an equipment technician from Texas brought to work at the Qarmat Ali Water treatment plant in 2003. “They were sick.”
WHITE HOUSE SHOOTS DOWN ARMY EFFORT
TO INCREASE OVERSIGHT OF DEFENSE CONTRACTORS

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/23/waste-army-proposal/

Electile Dysfunction
MCCAIN OFFERS $300 MILLION FOR NEW CAR BATTERY
(We’re not making this stuff up)
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1817173,00.html
MCCAIN TO PICK PAWLENTY FOR VEEP?
That would be Pawlenty stupid, so please do it. . .
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4187549.ece
The Case Against Tim Pawlenty
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2008/06/the_case_against_tim_pawlenty.html?hpid=topnews
"She loves football, she'll go to hockey games and, I jokingly say: Now, if I could only get her to have sex with me."

RICH: NOW THAT WE’VE ‘WON,’ LET’S COME HOME
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/22/opinion/22rich.html?em&ex=1214366400&en=2501a171c026ac0b&ei=5087%0A

Oh, by the way. . .
YESSIRREE! I WANT TO RIDE A PHILLIPINE FERRYBOAT!
When will these people figure out that high seas are not conducive to safe trips?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7468493.stm
‘POSITIVE PROOF’ THAT LECH WALESA WAS COMMUNIST SPY
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,561414,00.html
9 PEOPLE SHOT TO DEATH OVER WEEKEND IN SF AREA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/23/BAL411DD99.DTL&tsp=1

And in more important matters. . .

ANOTHER LEGENDARY BOOKSTORE CLOSES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/23/MNH711DDT0.DTL

INDIA TOWN GOES NUTS EVER YEAR ON DYLAN’S BIRTHDAY---
It ain’t no use to sit and wonder why, babe. . .
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/23/arts/23dylan.php
---WHILE ANOTHER IS FULL OF MAGICIANS
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1816792,00.html

Light reading
WHY IS MARIJUANA ILLEGAL? A HISTORY
http://blogs.salon.com/0002762/stories/2003/12/22/whyIsMarijuanaIllegal.html
"Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman twice."

Where ya goin’?
GREAT TRAIN RIDE: FROM COLOGNE TO MOSCOW
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/jun/23/moscow.cologne

And in the end. . .
JOE COCKER WITH SUBTITLES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

6/20
skylines:

Morning Concert
HI-DE-HO---Cab Calloway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hovtGsLPYeA
HI HI HI---Sir Paul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5D_e2j9q-w
HI HI---Puffy Ami Yumi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-T59L4n-Jo
HIDEY HO---Stumblebum Brass Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLKXNX7hilc
HI-DE-HO---Blood Sweat and Tears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-zeSPEz3kg
HIDE YOUR LOVE AWAY---Beatles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNMhPQoEbJE

POLICE HELICOPTER CHASES UFO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2160814/Police-chase-UFO-over-Cardiff.html

HEATHER BANS SIR PAUL---FROM IPOD
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/49002/Mills-is-more-out-of-tune-with-Paul
Related:
COMING SOON: THE PORN IPOD
Talk about phone sex. . .
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1815933,00.html

INTERNET ADDICTION NOW A CLINICAL DISORDER
Help! Help!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2152972/Internet-addiction-is-a-%27clinical-disorder%27.html

MARTHA STEWART BARRED FROM BRITAIN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7465460.stm

WATER ON MARS. . .NO ELVIS YET
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/06/mars-phoenix-tw.html

ASTONISHING PICTURE OF BRAD PITT
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?in_article_id=183270&in_page_id=27

CARTOON: THIS MODERN WORLD
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2008/06/17/tomo/index.html

And on to news and comment. . .

PRESTO! NO CHANGE-O!
OBAMA APPROVES MORE BUSH DOMESTIC SPY POWERS

http://rawstory.com/news08/2008/06/21/obama-ill-fight-to-strip-telecom-immunity-from-fisa/
http://www.nj.com/njvoices/index.ssf/2008/06/obama_caves_to_bush_on_domesti.html


Lost Angeles
CITY GREASES WAY FOR YET ANOTHER DEVELOPER-RAPIST
Little Anthony’s pet Mid-Wilshire project under scrutiny
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-midtown20-2008jun20,0,2327083.story

EX-STATE DEPT. OFFICIAL: HUNDREDS OF “DETAINEES” DIED---
AT LEAST 25 WERE MURDERED

Honey, I’m going to be late. I’ve been detained. . .
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20128.htm

ROBERTS: JOHN YOO, TOTALITARIAN
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20133.htm
Yoo believes that the Constitution and liberty rank below “the nation’s security.” Fortunately, Yoo wrote, a fix is at hand. “The advancing age of several justices” means that President McCain can give us more judges like Roberts (no relation) and Alito who will make certain that mere civil liberties don’t get in the way of arbitrary executive power justified by national security. In a Yoo-McCain regime, the terrorists you will have to fear are those in your own government, against whom you will have no protection whatsoever.

MITCHELL: TEXAS WOMAN SOLIDER DIED FROM FRIENDLY FIRE---NOT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003819038
Forget friendly fire. It turns out that Spc. Block was actually murdered, and the killer, another soldier, Staff Sgt. Brandon Norris, then turned the gun on himself. And more: Her parents were misled at the start, and only after the mother noticed a suspicious head wound at the funeral (it turns out she was shot five times) and asked why, were they informed a few days later about the murder angle.

CANADA WILL DEPORT ARMY DESERTER TO U.S.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/05/21/guardsman.deserter/?iref=hpmostpop
Glass, who's still on active duty and is considered absent without leave, applied for refugee status at the Canadian border in August 2006 on the grounds of objection to military service.
COUNTRY JOE PLAYS BENEFIT FOR DESERTER---
UNITED AIR LINES SMASHES HIS GUITAR

From Leah Garchik's column in the San Francisco Chronicle, June 10:
Country Joe McDonald was in Canada the first weekend in June playing a benefit for Corey Glass, who fled to Canada to escape being court-martialed for desertion from Iraq. Glass is being deported to the United States. When McDonald returned, his baggage claim ticket for his guitar case had "Luv Yr Stuff" written on it in marker, apparently by a baggage handler. But when he opened the case, it looked as though his 1960s Gibson guitar had been bashed with a hammer. A supervisor at United told him, "I have decided not to file your claim for damage as the case is not really harmed ... just the guitar." An airline representative confirms this practice, although she says the situations are reviewed "on a case-by-case basis .... The airlines do not open bags and inspect them. Has your reader filed a complaint with the TSA? That is what we recommend travelers do in these scenarios."

BUSH'S LATEST POWERS---
COURTESY OF DEMOCRAP CONGRESS

http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/06/19/telecom/
So all the Attorney General has to do is recite those magic words -- the President requested this eavesdropping and did it in order to save us from the Terrorists -- and the minute he utters those words, the courts are required to dismiss the lawsuits against the telecoms, no matter how illegal their behavior was.

LINDORFF:
KEEPING AMERICA SAFE FROM CHILD TERRORISTS

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/162
When they went to check on him, the critically injured, yet miraculously still living Khadr reportedly pleaded, “Shoot me!” Reportedly, some of Sgt. Speer’s buddies were ready to do just that. Apparently the “clicking” of injured captives by American forces (a war crime) is not uncommon, and even has its own slang word. But a medic with the group interceded and stopped the battlefield execution, and took action to save Khadr’s life.Khadr was eventually shipped off to Guantanamo, at the age of 15. . .

Bordering on madness
THE GREAT WALL OF AMERICA
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1816488,00.html

Man O-Man
O-MAN’S HUGE FLIP-FLOP ON PUBLIC CAMPAIGN FINANCING
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/8883
O-MAN CONSIDERING EDWARDS FOR VEEP?
http://www.rawstory.com/news/mochila/Obama_team_weighs_Nunn_Edwards_as_r_06192008.html
OBAMAISMS!
http://www.slate.com/id/2194015/
MICHELLE ON ‘THE VIEW’
http://www.slate.com/id/2193857/
TENNESSEE DEM: FOX NEWS MADE ME THINK OBAMA WAS TERRORIST
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/20/tennessee-dem-fox-news-made-me-believe-obama-was-terrorist-connected/

Plame-Out
MCCLELLAN: BUSH TOLD ME TO LIE ABOUT PLAME
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/20/georgebush.usa1
MCCLELLAN: DON’T PARDON SCOOTER
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/20/mcclellan-dont-pardon-scooter-libby/

Mashed Media
BIG ZELL ASSAULT ON L.A. TIMES IN WORKS. . .
HIS NEW-LOOK ORLANDO SENTINEL IS ALL GRAPHICS

http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/zells_influence_kicks_in.php
DAILY NEWS SLUMPS FURTHER TOWARD OBLIVION
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/06/daily_news_shrinks_some_m.php

BOB “BOZO” BUGLE SPECIAL: IRAN
Ray McGovern: Bomb Iran? What's to Stop Us?
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2008/061908c.html
It’s crazy, but it’s coming soon – from the same folks who brought us Iraq.
Ray McGovern was a CIA analyst for 27 years.
U.S. Says Exercise by Israel Seemed Directed at Iran
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/20/washington/20iran.html?hp
More than 100 Israeli F-16 and F-15 fighters participated in the maneuvers, which were carried out over the eastern Mediterranean and over Greece during the first week of June,
Bush's Deadly "Diplomacy"
http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/87962/?ses=81cd29e40c2adabc4769de4998590599
Bush's rhetoric on Iran is frighteningly similar to his pantomime of diplomacy in the build-up to the Iraq war. And the media is eating it up.
IAEA chief ElBaradei: If you attack Iran, I quit
http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=60539&sectionid=351020104
How Iran would retaliate if it comes to war
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0620/p07s04-wome.html
McCain on Iran: Bush all over again
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2008/06/19/mccain_iran/


People’s Repugnic
CHINESE ATHLETES ARE PUSHED BEYOND THE LIMIT FOR GOLD MEDALS
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/20/asia/20olympics.php

Animals in the news!
WANTED: YOUNG URBAN GERMAN BEEKEEPERS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,561001,00.html

Oh, by the way. . .
RAPE CLASSIFIED AS ‘WAR TACTIC’ BY U.N.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7464462.stm
ANOTHER POT-DEALING GRANNY BUSTED
If more people smoked this stuff once in a while, the world would be a better place.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,561046,00.html
MILITARY INVENTIONS HIT THE CIVILIAN MARKET
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2008/06/19/built-for-battle-but-perfect-in-peacetime/
Since 2006 the company has sold its thermal imaging technology to the public, making systems for boats and cars. Today, motorists can purchase select BMW models with one of FLIR’s imaging systems for an additional $2,200. Five years ago, the least expensive imaging device from FLIR cost $50,000.Prices have dropped in large part because of the volume of military orders. By introducing products to massive automobile and boat markets, FLIR hopes to keep prices low long after US troop withdrawals.

And in more important matters. . .

DID ‘JUNO’ PROMPT 17 PREGNANCIES
AT MASS. HIGH SCHOOL?

Stupid film pandered to “controversial” topic, and glorified teen pregnancy
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html

THE MYTH OF MULTITASKING
http://www.thenewatlantis.com/publications/the-myth-of-multitasking
Multitasking might also be taking a toll on the economy. One study by researchers at the University of California at Irvine monitored interruptions among office workers; they found that workers took an average of twenty-five minutes to recover from interruptions such as phone calls or answering e-mail and return to their original task. Discussing multitasking with the New York Times in 2007, Jonathan B. Spira, an analyst at the business research firm Basex, estimated that extreme multitasking—information overload—costs the U.S. economy $650 billion a year in lost productivity.

Light reading
HITCHENS: REVISIONISTS SAY WWII NOT WORTH FIGHTING---THEY'RE WRONG
http://www.newsweek.com/id/141501/output/print
But Pat Buchanan, twice a candidate for the Republican nomination and in 2000 the standard-bearer for the Reform Party who ignited a memorable "chad" row in Florida, has now condensed all the antiwar arguments into one. His case, made in his recently released "Churchill, Hitler and the Unnecessary War," is as follows. . .
CIRCUMCISION:
Mutilating male members may mar men’s mischievous matings

http://www.economist.com/science/displaystory.cfm?story_id=11579114
Circumcision does not have quite such clear-cut effects. But there are several ways it may affect fertility: most obviously, the lack of a foreskin could make insertion, ejaculation or both take longer. Perhaps long enough that an illicit quickie will not always reach fruition.

MAN TRIES TO BE VEGAN FOR WEEK---FAILS
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/food/2008/06/my_vegan_hell.html

UA ALTERS PHOTO OF WOULD-BE HITLER ASSASSIN---
TO LOOK LIKE TOM CRUISE!

http://www.slate.com/id/2193467/

Film
NEW GOLDEN AGE FOR ITALIAN CINEMA?
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/20/arts/itfilm.php
R.I.P. FRENCH FILMMAKER JEAN DELANNOY
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/20/movies/20delannoy.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries&oref=slogin
‘LOVE GURU’ EVEN WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
http://www.slate.com/id/2193942/
‘AN EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES YOU WONDER IF YOU WILL EVER LAUGH AGAIN’
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/06/20/movies/20guru.html?8dpc

For Art’s Sake
RARELY SEEN MONET GOES ON DISPLAY
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7465627.stm
AUCHENTALLER: FORGOTTEN WOMAN ARTIST OF VIENNA
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/21/arts/conway.php

Auto Motive
ELECTRIC CAR DEBUTS---MADE OF WOOD
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=184371&in_page_id=34

And in the end. . .
WHAT HAPPENED TO COUNTRY JOE’S CAR?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk_r_Nmov8U

6/18
skylines:

Morning Concert
MAGIC BUS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHge4ElsC14
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO3pfEVT9CU
OLD BLACK MAGIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_KNmHYYARI
OLD BLACK JOE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBMyAZueaU
GOOD OLD DAYS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvGj_1Y1S8Y
GOOD TIMES BAD TIMES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m6RlTSKY-0
TIME WON’T LET ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GndBwOPKnOA
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua8JrNMzc2g
LET ME ROLL IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w30K1GUpYwI

WILL YOU STILL NEED ME, WILL YOU STILL FEED ME, WHEN I’M. . .66?
Happy Birthday, Sir Paul McCartney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8kMbMpQbo