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4/10/09
Today’s newslinks dedicated to the memory of the great Steve Plesa,
consummate editor, stellar human being, and good pal.


DAILY CONCERT
ETHEL SMITH: TICO TICO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA9qlWyk-7Q
HIDEOUS EVIL PERVERSION OF LENNON SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEo36V2RDPg
LIBERACE: TICO TICO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPAe_uHERy4 
ANOTHER HIDEOUS EVIL PERVERSION OF LENNON SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb0nQjRNA1E
NEIL LEVANG: "WHEELS"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvh6Qr9NGek 
ETHEL SMITH: PARAN PAN PIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs0nBgHZiTs 
XAVIER CUGAT: TICO TICO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJcLUxKUOiQ
CARMEN MIRANDO: TICO TICO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Mf_AfyEt0
ALYS ROBI: TICO TICO (Francais)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRzus0L8xU8

SKYLINES:
ROBBER ROBS DUNKIN’ DONUTS---
FEELS BAD, RETURNS THE MONEY

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/teen-robbery-dunkin-doughnut-apology-040909.html 

FOR SALE: ‘BLADE RUNNER’ BLASTER
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE5391IX20090410 

GOING 2 DIVORCE U
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE53858P20090409 

DUMBSHIT COP GETS ONE-DAY SUSPENSION FOR CAUSING WOMAN’S DEATH
This by-the-book authoritarianism is the bane of this whole society today
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/One_day_suspension_for_Memphis_cop_0409.html 

GERMANY TO STAGE “THE PRODUCERS” FOR FIRST TIME
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/5131450/Germany-to-stage-Nazi-themed-musical-for-the-first-time.html

EXTRA PENIS
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/04/06/child-born-penis-middle/ 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

OBAMA WANTS TO USE CHEMTRAILS TO CUT GLOBAL WARMING
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1168637/Obama-pollution-particles-stratosphere-deflect-suns-heat-desperate-bid-tackle-global-warming.html
John Holdren, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology, outlined the idea of shooting either sulphur dioxide particles, aluminium oxide dust or specially designed aerosols into the stratosphere - the upper level of the atmosphere between ten and 30 miles above the Earth's surface.
It is hoped that this would cool the planet by artificially reflecting sunlight back into space before it can be absorbed.

U.S. MILITARY BLOWS UP PIGS---TO TEST BODY ARMOR
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5128412/US-military-blew-up-pigs-to-test-body-armour.html 

SO WHEN WE LOCATE REAL TERRORISTS, WE DO NOTHING
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0410/p99s01-cole.html

Mashed media
MORE CHILDISH LUNACY FROM AMERICAN MEDIA---
THIS TIME OVER OBAMA’S BOW TO KING ABDULLAH

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/why-cnn-we-wasting-everyones-time-obama 

TABIBI: OBAMA’S TOP ECON ADIVSOR GREEDY AND HIGHLY COMPROMISED
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/136008/obama%27s_top_economic_adviser_is_greedy_and_highly_compromised/ 
So I guess that $45,000 speaking fee from Merrill Lynch wasn't technically a bribe because Summers wasn't named to Obama's economic transition team until Nov. 24 — a full 12 days later. I'm sure Larry Summers had absolutely no inkling whatsoever that he was going to be one of the key advisers to the new administration on Nov. 12.

LINDORFF: AMERICA'S IMPERIAL WARS---THE SICKENING REALITY
http://www.opednews.com/articles/America-s-Imperial-Wars-W-by-Dave-Lindorff-090410-985.html
But another reason is that the media themselves sanitize their pages and their broadcasts. It isn’t just American dead that we don’t get to see. It’s the civilian dead—at least if our guys do it. We are not spared gruesome images following attacks on civilians by Iraqi insurgent groups, or by Taliban forces in Afghanistan. But we don’t get the same kind of photos when it’s our forces doing the slaughtering. Because often the photos and video images do exist—taken by foreign reporters who take the risk of going where the US military doesn’t want them.

ENGLEHARDT: DRONE WARS
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22377.htm
The skies of our world are filling with round-the-clock assassins. They will only evolve and proliferate. Of course, when we check ourselves out in the movies, we like to identify with John Connor, the human resister, the good guy of this planet, against the evil machines. Elsewhere, however, as we fight our drone wars ever more openly, as we field mechanical techno-terminators with all-seeing eyes and loose our missiles from thousands of miles away ("Hasta la Vista, Baby!"), we undoubtedly look like something other than a nation of John Connors to those living under the Predators. It may not matter if the joysticks and consoles on those advanced machines are somewhat antiquated; to others, we are now the terminators of the planet, implacable machine assassins.

Iraq and Roll
OBAMA WANTS ANOTHER $85 BILLION FOR IRAQ
Where are the right-wingers crying “socialism” over the fact that the U.S. has engaged in one giant giveaway
to this stupid country, bankrupting itself in the process?

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_seeks_83.4_billion_for_Iraq_0409.html 
ANOTHER BOMB, ANOTHER FIVE U.S. LIVES WASTED
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/10/iraq-mosul-suicide-bombing-kills-seven

Animal regulation
KARL ROVE IS ON THE LOOSE
Please round this frothing beast up. . .If no one claims him a few days. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rove_calls_Biden_liar_says_he_0410.html 
MORE MEDIA BEASTS SNARL AT OBAMA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/09/MN1I16TJEN.DTL
GLENN BECK NEEDS TO BE CASTRATED, ABANDONED ON DESERT ISLAND
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/glenn-beck-im-obama-ok-douses-actor 

Jesus H. Christ!
SAME SEX MARRIAGE LEADS TO MASS MURDER---RELIGIOUS RIGHT
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/135997/religious_right_group_claims_same_sex_marriage_leads_to_mass_murder/

Lost Angeles
ANGELS MOURN DEATH OF PITCHER KILLED BY DRUNK DRIVER
While nothing is done to contain the insane Wild West driving that infests Los Angeles
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090410/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bba_angels_pitcher_killed;_ylt=As4i3B1pJODCePaL8Nj6CAV34T0D 

People’s Repugnic
TIBET DEATH SENTENCES
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/04/09/tibetan-death-sentences-get-little-attention-in-china/ 

Enviro Wacko
SOLAR COOKER WINS $75,000 PRIZE
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L8609281.htm 

Animals in the news!
ANIMAL PICS OF THE WEEK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/apr/10/wildlife-animals?picture=345762598 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/5131856/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-9-April-2009.html 
SCORE ONE FOR THE CROCODILES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/10/crocodile-attack-australia 

Pies in the news!
PA. INSISTS ON INSPECTING HOMEMADE PIES
Repug Rep. Jim Marshall of Big Beaver (really) is pursuing new law
http://timesonline.com/articles/2009/03/21/news/top_stories/doc49c45d028cfe7503848865.txt 
MAN DIES IN PIE FACTORY EXPLOSION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5136712/Man-dies-in-pie-factory-explosion.html 

Science
CHARLES DARWIN’S EGG COLLECTION FOUND AFTER 200 YEARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/evolution/5131017/Egg-collected-by-Charles-Darwin-found-at-Cambridge-University-after-200-years.html 

Obit
POP WINANS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7991491.stm

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

TALES OF MANHATTAN, by Woody Allen
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2009/03/30/090330sh_shouts_allen?currentPage=all 

Musique
FRANK ZAPPA’S LUMPY LEGACY
How his wife’s zealous efforts to guard his legacy have alienated fans, musicians
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=102907874&sc=emaf 
DYLAN ON U.S. GRANT, OBAMA, CIVIL WAR
This is a good read
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article6043331.ece

LIES, DAMNED LIES!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/david_aaronovitch/article6047121.ece 

Film
ISABELLA ROSSELLINI’S ‘GREEN PORNO’
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1890157,00.html 
TOP TEN JESUS FILMS
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1890518_1890479,00.htm l

Where ya goin’?
CULTURAL CRUISING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/cruises/5135511/Cultural-cruises-All-aboard-for-a-new-perspective.html 

And in the end. . .
A WOMAN AND HER CHILES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/10/international/i061742D06.DTL

4/8/09
Today’s newslinks dedicated to the memory of the great Steve Plesa,
consummate editor, stellar human being, and good pal.


DAILY CONCERT
BITCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtnxvpIEg8w
WOMAN IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJC_2Xv2yI
EVIL WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R20f-TPKjzc
DEVIL WOMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7YaIhzN_dk
DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tbxgw6OfpA
THE PIANO HAS BEEN DRINKING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwhdmll85v4
TOM TRAUBERT'S BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZmqbcBsTAw 
AKA TOMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKNagdlLbFo

SKYLINES:
OBAMA 1ST PREZ AT WHITE HOUSE SEDER
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/08/obama-seder/ 

BIZARRE CONTESTS, WORLD RECORDS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/photogalleries/weird-competitions-1/index.html 

GOOD NEWS: LINDSAY LOHAN IN “ABSOLUTE HELL”
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Lohan:_Ronson_has_left_me_in_absolute_hell&in_article_id=615121&in_page_id=7

SPOCK GIVES FANS STAR TREK TREAT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7989146.stm

TENNANT CRIES OVER DR. WHO DEMISE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7989000/7989827.stm 

MORFORD: GIVE UP, SMOKERS!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/08/notes040809.DTL 
Yes, it's the gravelly howl of the nation's livid smokers, AKA "the last persecuted group in America" (well, except for the obese. And Catholics, Mormons, dwarves, Hummer owners, gun lovers, vegans, atheists, lawyers, Wall Street execs, lesbians, Mexicans, working moms, single moms, obese single Mexican lesbian moms and a few dozen others, but never mind that now) whose God-given civil rights are now being trampled by our increasingly oppressive, fascist government.

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

USA IN GUN-BUYING FRENZY
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1889886,00.html 
According to the SportsOneSource, a research firm that tracks the sports goods industry, firearms sales in large retail outlets are up 39% this year. Shops across the country are reporting ammunition shortages since stores can't meet demand for bullets. Data from the FBI's National Instant Criminal Background Check System, which the industry uses as a proxy for overall firearms sales, is also revealing. From November 2008 through March 2009, FBI background checks, which are required every time a federally licensed gun dealer makes a sale, rose 29.3% over the same period a year ago.
4 SHOT, ONE DEAD AT KOREAN CHRISTIAN RETREAT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/07/state/n221128D72.DTL 

CHINA, RUSSIA SPIES HACKED U.S. ELECTRICITY GRID
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/US_electricity_grid_hit_by_cyber_0408.html 
Chinese and Russian cyber-spies have hacked into the US electricity grid and inserted programs that could be used to disrupt the system, a report said Wednesday.

COPS ASSAULTED MAN BEFORE HIS DEATH AT G20 PROTEST
And the cops tried to pass this off as natural causes
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Video_shows_London_police_assaulting_man_0407.html 
The man, 47-year-old Ian Tomlinson, is shown walking with his hands in his pockets and not resisting or speaking to police before a baton-wielding officer appears to strike him in the leg from behind, and then pushes him onto his back and the ground.

FBI SHUTS DOWN ISP SERVER
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/tv/stories/wfaa090402_lj_fbi.96b29611.html 

AIDS BECOMING MORE VIRULENT?
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090407105259.htm 

Israelity
OBAMA/ISRAEL---WIDENING GAP?
http://mideast.blogs.time.com/2009/04/08/obama-israel-a-widening-gap/

Mashed Media
COP-KILLER WAS BIG GLENN BECK/FOX NEWS FAN---
Surprise, surprise. . .
http://www.alternet.org/rights/135592/did_paranoid_right-wing_media_fuel_the_pittsburgh_cop_killer%27s_rage/ 
---AND RIGHT-WING RHETORIC GETS NUTTIER AND NASTIER STILL
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/their-power-spirals-downward-rights- 
CALLER TO LIMBAUGH: YOU BRAINWASHED NAZI
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Radio_caller_tells_Limbaugh_hes_brainwashed_0408.html 
WATCH: WINGNUTS GONE WILD
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/daily-show-wingnuts-gone-wild 

WHY ARE ARMY RECRUITERS KILLING THEMSELVES?
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1889152,00.html 

LINDORFF: NO END TO THE SCANDALS
http://thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/292
The US budget has long been a work of fiction. Now the books of the nation’s banks and of many of its public companies will also be pure works of fiction.
As columnist Jonathan Weil wrote in Bloomberg.com last month as the FASB was considering making this change in its rules, “The FASB ought to change its name to the Fraudulent Accounting Standards Board.” The road to ruin, it turns out, is not paved with good intentions after all. It is paved by powerful lobbyists buying short-term benefits at the public’s expense.

BUCHANAN: KILL THE FED?
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22365.htm 

RAIMUNDO: LIBERALS RALLY AROUND OBAMA’S WAR
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/ 
As President Barack Obama launches a military effort that promises to dwarf the Bush administration’s Iraqi adventure in scope and intensity, the "progressive" community is rallying around their commander in chief as obediently and reflexively as the neocon-dominated GOP did when we invaded Iraq. As John Stauber points out over at the Center for Media and Democracy Web site, the takeover of the antiwar movement by the Obamaites is nearly complete. He cites MoveOn.org as a prime but not sole example

People’s Repugnic
CHINA CRACKS DOWN ON ‘SENSITIVE ANNIVERSARIES’
Time for somebody to crack down on China
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0408/p06s14-woap.html 
An elderly retired professor is beaten black and blue by thugs, under the noses of the police, for stubbornly honoring the memory of an officially disgraced former leader. . .
CHINA ART MARKET BUBBLE BURSTS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0407/p06s01-wosc.html 
But few people in the art world here are lamenting the end of an overheated era. "Chinese artists were seen as ATMs," says Jerome Sans, director of the nonprofit Ullens Center for Contemporary Art in Beijing. "Maybe now they'll stop creating for the market and create for the mind."

PAKISTAN ISLAMIST GROUPS FORM ALLIANCE
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,618170,00.html 

Animals in the news!
WILD CHIMPS EXCHANGE MEAT FOR SEX
Just like Madonna!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090407223640.htm 
WAVE GOODBYE TO THE NICE BRITISH BUTTERFLIES!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/apr/08/butterfly-numbers-drop-countryside 

Lost Angeles
BANGLADESH/KOREA NEIGHBORHOOD SMACKDOWN!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/07/us/07koreatown.html?emc=eta1 
The last official count of the Bangladeshi population, in the 2000 census, showed only 1,700 in all of Los Angeles County. But the Bangladeshi consul general here, Abu Zafar, estimates that there are now 10,000 to 15,000 in Los Angeles and some 25,000 in Southern California, making the region the nation’s second-largest home to Bangladeshis, after New York City. In what the Koreans thought was Koreatown, a handful of Bangladeshi stores have cropped up, Mr. Zafar said, and the community is growing as a result of migration from out of state.

Oh, by the way. . .
TRIPLE GALAXY
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/galaxytriplet.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

MARINUCCI ON BEATLES REMASTERS
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m4d7-The-Beatles-Ring-out-the-old-and-ring-in-the-new-CDs 
Full report:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/08/arts/music/08beat.html

Obit
THE GREAT BUD SHANK
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/07/arts/music/07shank.html?ref=obituaries 

Film
WHY KEATON IS THE KING OF COMEDY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/apr/08/buster-keaton-paul-merton-silent-clowns 
BUSTERKEATON.COM
http://www.busterkeaton.com/ 
The Great Buster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWEo4M8nZQQ 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyRhRR5Iu4 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kU9BdMRQfA 

Books
DAVID DENBY IS UPSET BY SNARKINESS
http://www.reason.com/news/show/132725.html 
Denby wants things as they once were, when American culture was effectively a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie; when the Ivy League guardians of “our conversation” ruthlessly protected it from contamination by the jealous and uncouth. “Whatever its miseries, the country in the thirties and forties was at peace with itself spiritually: We were all in the same boat,” he argues. Today we have “income inequalities and Rovian tactics that exacerbate ethnic and class differences”; then we merely had Nazism and the Depression.
MORE PINHEAD WOMEN BUYING MORE AND MORE ROMANCE NOVELS
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-daum4-2009apr04,0,3428708.column 
It's not exactly a surprise that the romance novel business would be pretty recession-proof; as bad as things get, a lot of people -- OK, mostly women -- can still afford a $5 paperback. It's also no great mystery why stories of women being wooed by chiseled, robust millionaires would be extra appealing in an era when a lot of millionaires are finding themselves downgraded to (if I may dust off a favorite word from my childhood) "thousandaires."

For Art’s Sake
OH, THAT ALL SHOULD COME TO THIS. . .
This kind of neurotic, self-indulgent preening is what passes for art. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/video/2009/apr/01/mirror-fiona-banner-samantha-morton 

And in the end. . .
STEVE PLESA: ADRENALINE RUSH ON A BORING DAY
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/down-right-left-2353429-street-hard 

4/6/09
DAILY CONCERT
FEAR, HATE, ENVY, JEALOUSY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itBBHYlxHdU
SOLDIER OF LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CoAq4nY7Hs
GIVE ME LOVE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RChR5DKgY_Y
WAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d8C4AIFgUg
U.S. ARMY AD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlzdZqSVbJ4 
UKRAINIAN ARMY AD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo
RUSSIAN ARMY AD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOaGgY2yUHw
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NRriHlLUk
UNKNOWN SOLDIER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdfkYe3c5XI
AN UNTITLED PROTEST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV7mDnI16h8

SKYLINES:
RINGO AND PAUL ON STAGE TOGETHER
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m4d5-Lynch-concert-updates--videos-of-Paul-and-Ringo-rockin-the-house-Saturday-part-3

FAWCETT BACK IN HOSPITAL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7985008.stm

MEN ROB POP STAR DRESSED AS PINEAPPLE
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Men_rob_pop_star_dressed_as_a_pineapple&in_article_id=611355&in_page_id=2 

BRISTOL PALIN WILL ADVOCATE ABSTINENCE
Hahahahahaha
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/05/bristol-advocate-abstinence/ 

VIAGRA FOR VOTES
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/30/viagra-buys-votes-bangkok/ 

ROMEO DEV
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5114498/Romeo-Dev-the-worlds-smallest-bodybuilder-in-London.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

GAZA DOCTOR WHO LOST WIFE, DAUGHTERS
IS NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/04/a-most-nobel-nominee/ 
Dr. Ezzeldeen Abu al-Ashi is an uncommon man. A Palestinian who works for an Israeli hospital, Dr. Ashi has been giving Israelis daily reports on the military campaign in Gaza. "My God ... My girls ..." he cried. "Shiomi ... Can't anybody help us please?"

INDIA CUTS 30 MILLION CELL PHONES OVER TERRORIST FEARS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/5113710/India-to-cut-off-30-million-mobile-phones.html

OBAMA TO G-20: ‘I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY’
FOR GLOBAL ECONOMIC CRISIS

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,617639,00.html 

OBAMA KEEPS BUSH WIRETAP POLICY
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_follows_Bush_policy_on_wiretapping_0406.html

RAIMUNDO: THE TWO FACES OF OBAMA
One for the masses, one for the elite
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2009/04/05/the-two-faces-of-barack-obama/ 
Like Americans, the Europeans want to believe – but they see the two faces of Barack Obama too clearly, and the contrast is too apparent to be denied. The gullible Americans, who take things at face value, still believe their new president represents a real change, a challenge to the status quo, while the more sophisticated Europeans are quick to pick up on Obama’s inconsistencies – made all the more glaring by his habit of pairing two mutually contradictory stances on the same issue.

Enviro Wacko
RAINFOREST’S WORST ENEMY: BIOFUELS
http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2009/03/why-biofuels-are-rainforests-worst-enemy

QUAKE IN ITALY IS MASSIVE---
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7984867.stm 
---WIPES OUT HISTORIC TOWN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Italy_quake_kills_92_devastates_historic_0406.html
SCIENTIST WHO PREDICTED QUAKE WAS REPORTED TO COPS FOR ‘SCAREMONGERING’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/5114139/Italian-earthquake-experts-warnings-were-dismissed-as-scaremongering.html 

Kim Nook Yoo
BEHIND THE N. KOREA MISSILE LAUNCH
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1889616,00.html 

All-melty dollar
THE HOMELESS OF. . .MARIN COUNTY?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/06/MNVH16A0PI.DTL&tsp=1 
INTERVIEW: BILL BLACK
http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/04032009/watch.html 
With the nation wondering how to hold the bankers accountable, Bill Moyers sits down with William K. Black, the former senior regulator who cracked down on banks during the savings and loan crisis of the 1980s. Black offers his analysis of what went wrong and his critique of the bailout.
DISNEYLAND, WORLD, LAYOFF 1400
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/disneyland%3A_the_happiest_place_on_earth_fires_1%2C900/#135194
HEY, BLAGO, YOU’VE JUST BEEN INDICTED---WHERE YA GOIN’?
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/blog-entry/ 


RIGHT-WING LIE THAT OBAMA WILL OUTLAW GUNS. . .
FUELS PANIC GUN-BUYING

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/04/right-wing-guns-claim/ 
MOM KILLS SELF, SON AT SHOOTING RANGE
Ban all guns
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-asecgunrange06040609apr06,0,5962752.story 

Animals in the news!
2ND ENDANGERED CONDOR FOUND SHOT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/05/state/n173824D35.DTL 
Ban all hunting, ban all guns.
THE BANANA RATS OF GUANTANAMO
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/090403-guantanamo-bay.html 
BUTTERFLY WINGS, AND HOW THEY WORK!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090401134417.htm 
DOG LOST AT SEA FOUND ON AUSSIE ISLAND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/5113781/Pet-dog-survives-four-months-lost-at-sea-off-Australia.html 

Mashed Media
BOSTON GLOBE SHUTTING DOWN?
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003958992 
REMEMBERING HERB CAEN
"Who knows how the city's changed?" said Barnaby Conrad. "Herb Caen's not here to tell us."
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/05/LV5016MC6J.DTL

Obits
TOM BRADEN
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/arts/television/06braden.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
EVA EVDOKIMOVA
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/arts/dance/06evdokimova.html?ref=obituaries

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

WANT TO WRITE A BEST SELLER?
If you are female and write puerile crap about sex, you’ve got a great shot!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,617599,00.html 

Asinine Article of the Week
ARE WOMEN SEXUALLY LIBERATED OR JUST CONFUSED?
Or just nuts?
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5967816.ece 
n China, vibrator manufacturers are one of the few industries weathering a global recession. Rampant Rabbit enthusiasts rave about the latest model, the bumper stickers on their cars proclaiming, “My other ride is a rabbit”. Sex toys are chic lifestyle accessories. Recently, a PR punting JimmyJane’s Little Something line of precious-metal vibrators closed her pitch with “Kate Moss bought the gold one”.

CHEAP GOSSIP ABOUT UNIMPORTANT ASSHOLES
Amy Winehouse whips it off
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Babbling_Amys_topless_streak&in_article_id=611404&in_page_id=7 
Where are they now?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2009/apr/05/television-characters 

Musique
VENEZUELA YOUTH ORCHESTRA VISITS U.S.
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1889570,00.html

Film
TEN QUESTIONS FOR JACKIE CHAN
http://www.time.com/time/video/?bcpid=1485842900&bctid=18432481001 

For Art’s Sake
JAN TROOP
http://www.jan-toorop.com/home 

And in the end. . .
GIANT PENIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5113928/Pictures-of-the-day-6-April-2009.html
hit 'refresh' for updates
4/3/09
DAILY CONCERT
SAIL AWAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chaP4MCXp4w 
PANCHO LOPEZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwiLREY3wM
HE'S SO GAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phYyyYrfaeM 
WOMAN IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD7of6trC-U
JESUS THINKS YOU'RE A JERK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQcE2dq3YD0
SUICIDE CHUMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IqPg_HScE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC0impmYmGY
EE O ELEVEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPhhXqUy_Bw

KILLER QUEEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8ysQxyqK8k
ATOM AND EVIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjlJ2F646bA

SKYLINES:
Mm-mm! Have a little edible anti-freeze!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/videos/2008/0702-edible_antifreeze_saves_ice_cream.htm 

NO NEW BLACK KNICK-KNACK FOR MEDUSA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7980951.stm 

QUEEN IS NOT AMUSED BY BERLUSCONI
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5099649/Queen-is-not-amused-by-Berlusconi-gaffe.html

READ THE LABELS FIRST!
http://digg.com/d1nmwm

WHITE HOUSE GIVES REPORTERS PHONE SEX NUMBER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/White_House_gives_reporters_phone_sex_0402.html

ASTOUNDING UNDERWATER RESTAURANT
http://www.latimes.com/travel/la-trw-offbeattraveler7-pg,0,6549249.photogallery 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Miss Liberty
SF ‘SANCTUARY’ STATUS
GIVES SHELTER TO 185 IMMIGRANT. . .FELONS

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/03/MNHM16RKLG.DTL&tsp=1 
AT LEAST 90 IMMIGRANTS DIE IN U.S. ‘DETENTION FACILIITIES’
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Revealed_90_immigrants_have_died_in_0403.html 
FOR U.S. IMMIGRATION, LEGAL PARTNERSHIP DOESN’T COUNT
18 years of legal partnership, parenting, and woman still faces deportation
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/03/MNSF16QV9B.DTL 


HEART CELLS REGENERATE
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/090402-heart-cells-regrow.html 

ANOTHER MONTH, ANOTHER 663,000 JOBS LOST
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/03/march-jobs-report/

ARCTIC WILL BE ALL SEA IN 30 YEARS
Or sooner
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090402143752.htm 
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/03/tech/main4915866.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4915866 

World Gone Mad
S. KOREAN ACTRESS COMMITS SUICIDE---WAS USED AS ‘ELITE SEX SLAVE’
http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/2009/04/south-korean-actress-comitts-suicide.html
GIRL SEEN WITH MARRIED MAN, WHIPPED BY TALIBAN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/02/taliban-pakistan-justice-women-flogging 

Jesus H. Christ!
MORFORD ON THE POPE’S INSANITY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/03/notes040309.DTL
Let me try to be a little more specific: Is it not some form of strange self-torture, a kind of brutal spiritual immolation, to believe that God is this gloomy, obsessive micromanager, so petty and vindictive regarding what you do with your body that you/he will let people die for the sake of it? Do you have any sort of answer? Shall we ask the pope?

Israelity
WHY AREN’T MEDIA TALKING ABOUT CHARLES FREEMAN?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM03V-B5KCY 

Kim Nook Yoo
NEWT’S KWAZY N. KOREA TALK
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/02/gingrich-north-korea-lasers/ 

Mashed Media
GOOGLE TO BUY TWITTER
Sounds like a Japanese monster movie
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/5099047/Google-on-verge-of-buying-Twitter.htm
TWITTER FURTHER TRIVIALIZES LANGUAGE, COMMUNICATION
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/03/26/a-primer-on-twitter/

(Lack of) Health
NEW AIDS THEORY: START TREATMENT EARLY
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1889251,00.html
GRAPEFRUIT AND THE PILL DON’T MIX
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/5098020/Grapefruit-linked-to-blood-clot-risk.html 
POT HELPS BATTLE BRAIN CANCER
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Marijuana_helps_in_battle_against_c_04022009.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
HOT CLIMATE PRODUCES MORE GIRLS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7972993.stm 
HAVING A SISTER MAKES YOU MORE OPTIMISTIC
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/5089197/Having-a-sister-makes-you-happier-and-more-optimistic-say-psychologists.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Lost Angeles
MORE INSANITY: FANCY DOWNTOWN HOTEL
TO BE RAZED FOR GIANT HOTEL/CONDO TOWER

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/04/breaking_wilshire_grand_to_be_destroyed_hotel_office_project_coming.php
THE OLD AIRFIELDS OF WILSHIRE BOULEVARD
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/04/wilshire_boulevards_old_a.php 
FAIRYTALE HOMES OF L.A.
http://www.latimes.com/features/home/la-hm-fairytale,0,5738616.special 

Hey, Be-attle!
WHAT DID JOHN LENNON WRITE
IN THAT NOTEBOOK IN “A HARD DAY’S NIGHT?”

http://home.att.net/~liveletdie/Movies/hobby.html 

Books
A PEOPLE AND THEIR KARMA
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123862874506380449.html 
Instructively, too -- at a time when the Indian elections are almost upon us -- Ms. Doniger trains her light on the use and abuse of Hindu mythology in modern Indian politics, what she calls "the past in the present." It will come as no surprise that she is as unloving of the Hindu Right as she is of the Right in America, and with greater reason. Unlike India's Hindu Right, the American Right does not seek to disenfranchise citizens on the basis of religion.
AGATHA CHRISTIE MYSTERY: DID SHE HAVE ALZHEIMER’S?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/apr/03/agatha-christie-alzheimers-research

Light reading
NELSON ALGREN TURNS 100
http://newcity.com/2009/03/28/the-ninth-man-out-as-baseball-begins-again-nelson-algren-turns-100/ 

Gallery
THE WEEK IN WILDLIFE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/apr/02/wildlife-animals?picture=345425786 
WEEK IN PHOTOS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/04/photogalleries/week-in-news-pictures-124/index.html 

Musique
ANDRE PREVIN LOOKS BACK
http://www.metoperafamily.org/operanews/issue/article.aspx?id=5184&issueID=332 
LEAD POISONING BLAMED FOR HANDEL’S TEMPER
(Also apparently killed Beethoven.)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/tomserviceblog/2009/apr/03/classical-music-handel 

Where ya goin’?
BEACHFRONT HAWAII HOTELS UNDER $100
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hawaii/detail?&entry_id=37737 

And in the end. . .
A MOVIE BY SCOTT WANNBERG
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=c4aa3e3bfef315a2634c15d4027bfea0 

4/2/09
DAILY CONCERT
I THINK IT'S GOING TO RAIN TODAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4c54PAzXrM 
THE DAY THE WORLD GETS 'ROUND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7shhoE10Bos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9t571klxlg
PIGGIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEQeRLT1HNQ
PIGGIES ENCORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6cr7Trhndw
COMMERCIAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXP_TUZqsk 
BIG YELLOW TAXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTQubWecuv8 
RAINFOREST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAzc1p9Nk08
MR. CREOSOTE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk 


SKYLINES:
MICHELLE OBAMA HUGS QUEEN
Well, at least she didn’t try to give her a backrub, like President Cretin did to Merkel
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/04/02/michelle-obama-hugs-queen-breaks-royal-protocol/ 
Michelle the human catwalk
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/5094551/Michelle-Obama-in-London.html 

BUSH TO GET---GASP, COUGH, WRETCH---AN ENVIRO AWARD!
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/04/01/more-environmental-bombshells/ 

STEWART TO LIMBAUGH: “GET THE FUCK OUT OF NYC”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Stewart_to_Limbaugh_Get_fk_out_0402.html 
"For years, for years, for years, New Yorkers have done everything in our power to get this guy to leave town," Stewart said. "We passed laws making it tougher for hot dog vendors to sell along the streets. We hold gay pride parades and there are barely any gay people in the city so we shipped them in."

PRINCE PHILIP TO OBAMA: “THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5090842/G20-summit-Prince-Philips-joke-about-world-leaders-at-Barack-Obama-meeting.html 

NEVER PICK YOUR TEETH WITH SCISSORS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5089941/X-ray-shows-how-man-accidentally-swallowed-scissors.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

CURE FOR DEAFNESS AROUND THE CORNER?
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Cure_for_deafness_around_the_corner&in_article_id=607158&in_page_id=34 


THEY COMPETE TO EAT AT 100 TOP SF RESTAURANTS. . .

Two of SF's leading gluttons.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/02/DDI616MSBT.DTL&type=food 
. . .WHILE THEY TRY TO SAVE THE STARVING CHILDREN OF HAITI

Americans Sasha Kramer and Sarah Brownell travel Haiti on motorscooters, bringing fertilizer.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/opinion/29kristof.html
http://news.newamericamedia.org/news/view_article.html?article_id=6206f2ea34833d5535dba63ca962279a 

Auto Motive
MORFORD ON THE INSANE NEW CAMARO
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/01/notes040109.DTL 
What's that you say? You had no idea that Chevy was resurrecting this rolling mullet from the mausoleum of the '70s because, even after sucking up billions in bailout money, GM still doesn't really have a single fresh and forward-thinking idea, and hence the best they can do is scrape the barrel of macho nostalgia in a desperate attempt to cater to male Boomers who drink too much light beer and think Maxim is the height of masculinity and are still debating which Van Halen vocalist totally ruled?
AUTO EXPERT SHIN TAKEI ADDS:
The writer fails to mention that the Camaro was conceived and designed 5 years ago when retro nostalgia design was all the rage like the Ford Mustang and the Dodge Charger. The Mustang which has been selling well has been retro upgraded this year and Dodge released the Challenger. So even if its not a Prius fighter, a muscle car is American as apple pie and will never go away. We had a similar period in the mid seventies when the first oil-shock and emission requirements killed the muscle car and begat the dreadful Mustang II, the unforgettable Pinto and the Vega and the horrid Cadillac Cimarron just to name a few embarrasments. The public did not accept them and the manufacturers eventually dolled up performance cars that were fuel efficient. Now with electric cars coming with performance like the Tesla the future is still bright for muscle car addicts even if it may be powered by alternative power because we still hunger for horsepower Afterall, pavement scorching, rubber laying drag racing from signal to signal is part of American Heritage just like hot dogs, hamburgers, baseball and titty bars.
NEW 50 MPG PRIUS DUE IN 60 DAYS
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-neil27-2009mar27,0,6330355.column 
OBAMA SUPPORTS ‘CASH FOR CLUNKERS’ LEGISLATION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/02/BUPI16QS5Q.DTL&type=business&tsp=1

Israelity
PALESTINIAN ORCHESTRA LEADER DEPORTED FROM WEST BANK---
AFTER CONCERT FOR HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/palestinian-orchestra-leader-deported-after-death-threats-1660016.html 
The head of a Palestinian youth orchestra who sparked outrage by performing a concert for Holocaust survivers in Israel has been deported from the West Bank because Palestinian security forces felt "her life to be in danger".
CHICAGO FIRM GETS MILLIONS FOR ‘SECURITY’ IN ISRAEL AND IRAQ
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/134594/obama%27s_blackwater_chicago_mercenary_firm_gets_millions_for_private_%22security%22_in_israel_and_iraq_/ 
Federal records obtained by AlterNet reveal a multi-million dollar contract for a private U.S. paramilitary force operating out of Jerusalem.

The Other War
MARGOLIS: BEWARE THOSE AFPAKIS!
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22329.htm
ISI is not playing a double game, as Washington charges, but simply assuring Pakistan’s strategic and political interests in the region. The Obama administration is making an historic mistake by treating Pakistan with imperial arrogance and ignoring the concerns and desires of its people. We seem to have learned nothing from the Iranian revolution.
SILENCE ON AFGHANISTAN: IF ONLY IT WERE A JOKE
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/134718/silence_on_afghanistan%3A_if_only_it_were_a_joke/

All-Melty Dollar
G20 PLEDGES TRILLION BUCKS FOR THE WORLD
Whatever that means.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7979483.stm 
REYNOLDS: THE SIGNIFICANCE OF CHINA’S SEATING AT G20
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/
THE G20 PROTESTS IN PICTURES
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=specials/g20-protests/ 
EX-AIG CHIEF: IT’S NOT MY FAULT!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/ExAIG_chief_says_problems_not_his_0402.html


The Torture Never Stops
COLIN POWELL DODGES TORTURE ISSUE IN MADDOW INTERVIEW
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/02/powell-maddow-torture/

Kim Nook Yoo
OBAMA WARNS N. KOREA OVER MISSILE “TEST”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/5093585/Barack-Obama-warns-North-Korea-over-rocket-launch-as-Pyongyang-fuels-missile.html 

Technically
YOUTH INVENTS ITUNES FOR YOUTUBE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/apr/02/you-tube-music-player 

Mashed Media
EVEN USA TODAY IN BIG TROUBLE. . .
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123854670808076289.html#mod=rss_media_marketing 
ED SCHULTZ JOINS MSNBC DAILY 6-7 P.M.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Ed_Schultz_joins_MSNBC_for_67_0402.html 
PAUL MOYER RETIRES
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/04/paul_moyer_retiring_from.php

Animals in the news!
CAN THE WORLD’S MOST ENDANGERED CAT BE SAVED?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,617077,00.html 

Obit
MONTY HALE, SINGING COWBOY
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/02/movies/02hale.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Lost Angeles
DOWNTOWN’S ‘MOST BEAUTIFUL BUILDING’ GOES BANKRUPT
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/04/downtowns_most_beautiful_building_files_for_bankruptcy.php 

PARDON FOR BOXER JACK JOHNSON?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/5090840/Barack-Obama-is-asked-to-grant-pardon-to-boxer-Jack-Johnson.html 

Garden
THE KALE AND TURNIP GLUT
“The abundance of roughage is overwhelming!”
http://www.slate.com/id/2214524/pagenum/all/
PLASTIC BOTTLE GREENHOUSE!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gardening-blog/2009/apr/02/plastic-bottle-greenhouse

I STINK
“Forensic chemists examined my odor print. Here’s what they found.”
http://www.slate.com/id/2214525/ 

TeeVee
ANDY RICHTER: BEST LATE NIGHT SIDEKICK EVER?
Nah. Arthur Treacher.
http://www.slate.com/id/2214729/ 

REALLY BAD POEMS FOR NATIONAL POETRY MONTH
Poems are not merely unpunctuated, uncapitalized, fragmented prose, folks.
http://littleeva.blogspot.com/ 

Where ya goin’?
CHEAP TURKEY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/familyholidays/5094049/Turkey-The-Med-at-half-the-price.html
TRAVEL PICS OF THE WEEK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hubs/thebigpicture/5090163/The-Big-Picture-photography-competition-round-44.html 

And in the end. . .
STOOGEUM
http://www.stoogeum.com/

4/1/09
DAILY CONCERT
Shangri-La
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4DJ9YUYshE
Shangri-Las
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FxSM88H-G4
Shangri-La
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxJUTnJoc7o
Shangri-La
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYEIS1s5k0c
Lost Horizon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL-kTPSOuZ8
O PARADISO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzEWpvt_m1U
PROMISED LAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aykoGVMdlSA


SKYLINES:

Lost Angeles
ANGELS’ FLIGHT BEGINS TESTING
http://www.angelenic.com/6656/history-in-motion-angels-flight-takes-off/ 

FANS TO NATALIE COLE: TAKE MY KIDNEY, PLEASE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7976123.stm 

DEADBEAT TAXPAYER
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/breaking/story/634604.html

NEW SPOOF FROM BORAT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5087607/Borat-comedian-Sacha-Baron-Cohen-records-Band-Aid-spoof-single-with-Chris-Martin.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

CHENEY HAS ‘MOLES’ IN OBAMA GOVERNMENT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Hersh_Cheney_has_moles_in_Obama_0401.html

MISS UNIVERSE VISITS GITMO, PRONOUNCES IT A FUN PLACE!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/01/miss-universe-guantanamo-bay
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25274969-663,00.html
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/30/miss-universe-visits-guantanamo/?hp 
"It was a loooot of fun!" Mendoza wrote on the Miss Universe blog. She also recounted how she and Stewart met US military personnel and toured the camp, with its barbed wire fences, minefields and watchtowers. As well as a bar on the base, the pair also discovered an "unbelievable" beach in the bay.

G20 PROTESTERS BREAK INTO BANK OF SCOTLAND
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/35000_protest_G20_in_London_0401.html
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?G20_protesters_break_into_RBS_building&in_article_id=605440&in_page_id=34 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7975597.stm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/01/g20-summit-protests 

REPUGS LIE: ‘GREEN ECONOMY’ MEANS $3100 TAX ON FAMILIES
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/31/3100-lie/

SCHEER: NO BANKER LEFT BEHIND
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090331_in_for_a_penny_in_for_298_trillion/
The good news on the government’s “No Banker Left Behind” program is that according to the special inspector general’s report on Tuesday, the total handout to date is still less than 3 trillion dollars. It’s only 2.98 trillion.

Kim Nook Yoo
N. KOREA HAS NUCLEAR WARHEADS---CLAIM
http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200904/200904010001.html

Mashed Media
U.S. JOURNALISTS FACE ‘TEN YEARS’ HARD LABOR’ UNDER N. KOREAN MANIACS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/5087982/North-Korea-US-journalists-face-10-years-hard-labour.html 
UK GUARDIAN ABANDONS INK, GOES ALL-TWITTER
April Fool.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/apr/01/guardian-twitter-media-technology 

INTERVIEW: SEYMOUR HERSH ON U.S. ASSASSINATIONS
http://www.alternet.org/rights/134347/seymour_hersh%3A_secret_u.s._forces_carried_out_assassinations_in_%27a_lot_of%27_countries%2C_including_in_latin_america/ 
Under President Bush's authority, they've been going into countries, not talking to the ambassador or to the CIA station chief, and finding people on a list and executing them and leaving.

Israelity
NETANYAHU SWORN IN
Wish this was an April Fools’ joke. . .
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/03/31/netanyahu-takes-reins-as-israels-prime-minister/
MADMAN BIBI: IF U.S. DOESN’T STOP IRAN, ISRAEL WILL
Can you say. . .blackmail?
http://jta.org/news/article/2009/04/01/1004167/netanyahu-if-us-doesnt-stop-iran-israel-will 
JEWISH THEATER DIRECTOR DEFENDS GAZA PLAY
http://jta.org/news/article/2009/03/27/1004049/jewish-theater-director-in-dc-defends-reading-of-anti-israel-play 
Ari Roth is not surprised that his decision to stage a reading of "Seven Jewish Children: A Play for Gaza" has infuriated some in the Washington Jewish community.

FEDS SEEK TO REVERSE CONVICTION OF CROOK TED STEVENS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/04/01/national/w042746D17.DTL

COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF PETE TAGLIANI---ER, AL FRANKEN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Minnesota_court_ruling_supports_Franken_may_0331.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA INTRODUCES FAKE LAMA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7973684.stm 

KARZAI LEGALIZES RAPE
But only in marriage, so that makes it okay
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/5080797/Hamid-Karzai-signs-law-legalising-rape-in-marriage.html 

Animals in the news!
6,000 RIVER DOLPHINS FOUND IN BANGLADESH
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090331-dolphins-found.html 
SCIENTISTS TRY TO SAVE SHREW-LIKE MAMMAL WITH VENOMOUS BITE

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090331133537.htm

(Lack of) Health
JENNY MCCARTHY ON. . .AUTISM?
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1888718,00.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
SHOPPING SPREES LINKED TO MENSTRUAL PERIODS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7971578.stm 

And in more important matters. . .

APRIL FOOL ROUNDUP
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,616756,00.html 
Four Historic Science Hoaxes
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/photogalleries/april-fools-day-hoaxes/index.html 

OBAMA’S BRITISH HERITAGE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/5077902/G20-summit-Barack-Obamas-English-heritage.html

For Art’s Sake
CHINA’S STRANGE SUBVERSIVE MODERN ART
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0327/p13s01-alar.html 

Books
HOW LINCOLN LEARNED TO READ
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/03/26/how-lincoln-learned-to-read/

Musique
THE GREAT BERNARD PURDIE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/31/theater/31purd.html?_r=1&emc=eta1 
Watch: Teaching the Purdie Shuffle
(This is great, even if you’re not a drummer.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t0VlzJeNvA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEVs4g6qyk 

And in the end. . .
INDOOR BEACH
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/31/japans-indoor-beach-surf/

3/31/09
DAILY CONCERT
Choo Choo ch'boogie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A2pRVyBmOY 
Chattanooga Choo Choo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uK_fpb9Rg
Train Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uK_fpb9Rg
Downtown Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OLA6AiZlVw
Last Train to Clarksville
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXXaBu1Ing
Night Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWx4dx29II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZSKm0o_rMA
One After 909
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsxQ33TE3fM 
People Get Ready
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8NWqO85P6Y


SKYLINES:

Photos of the day
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0330/ 

THINK YOU GOT IT BAD?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5077475/Is-this-the-worst-job-in-the-world.html 

15 HOSPITAL WORKERS CANNED FOR STEALING OCTOPUSSY INFO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7974072.stm 

KHMER ROUGE LEADER ASKS FORGIVENESS!
Off with his head.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7973463.stm 

‘EARTH HOUR’ PICS, BEFORE AND AFTER
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/photogalleries/earth-hour-2009-pictures/index.html 

MADONNA TOURS POOR MALAWI SCHOOL---IN $3000 CHANEL TRACK SUIT
We think she needs a job working with that guy in the Calcutta sewers. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/madonna/5079942/Madonna-adoption-Stars-Chanel-tracksuit-raises-eyebrows-in-Malawi.html 
related:
MADONNA WANTS ANOTHER LITTLE BLACK ONE---NOW JOLIE WANTS A LITTLE BROWN ONE!
Every megarich princess should have at least one in every color, don’t you think?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5080062/Angelina-Jolie-wants-to-adopt-Indian-orphan.html 


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

HOORAY! R. CRUMB SATIRIZES THE BIBLE!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/mar/31/robert-crumb-book-genesis 

TWO U.S. JOURNALISTS WILL STAND TRIAL IN NORTH KOREA
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090330/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_journalists_held 
Euna Lee and Laura Ling, reporters for former Vice President Al Gore's San Francisco-based Current TV media venture, were detained by North Korean border guards March 17.

LINDORFF: THE MENDACITY OF HOPE
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/290 
Anyone who thought, as I once did out of an excess of optimism, that this president was positioned to act in this economic crisis as did the once equally reticent Franklin Roosevelt before him, should see clearly now that this president is not that same kind of bold risk-taker as FDR. Obama, rather, is following in the well-worn path of gutless political hacks before him like President Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter, kowtowing to the wishes of the corporate elite and taking the Democratic grassroots for granted.

MCGOVERN: WELCOME TO VIETNAM, MR. OBAMA
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22307.htm
I had been saying that it would be naïve to take too seriously presidential candidate Barack Obama’s rhetoric regarding the need to escalate the war in Afghanistan. I kept thinking to myself that when he got briefed on the history of Afghanistan and the oft proven ability of Afghan “militants” to drive out foreign invaders—from Alexander the Great, to the Persians, the Mongolians, Indians, British, Russians—he would be sure to understand why they call mountainous Afghanistan the “graveyard of empires.” And surely he would be fully briefed on the stupidity and deceit that left 58,000 U.S. troops—not to mention 2 to 3 million Vietnamese—dead in Vietnam.

SHOPPING MALLS ARE DYING
http://www.theweek.com/article/index/94691/The_vanishing_shopping_mall 

UNION PLUMBERS JEER JOE THE JACKASS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Union_plumbers_heckle_Joe_Plumber_at_0331.html 

Dick
CHENEY: BRITAIN “STABBED US IN THE BACK”
http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/03/cheney-used-fascist-mussolini-insult-against-uk/
EX-CHENEY AIDE: ‘ASSASSINATION RING’ IS TRUE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/30/hersh-hannah-assassination-ring/
 
KIDS SNORT THE DARNEDEST THINGS
What will Joe “Drug War” Biden do about daughter’s tooting?
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/134146/kids_do_the_darndest_things%3A_joe_biden%27s_cocaine_dilemma/ 

Jesus H. Christ!
ASININE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK: TEN TERMS TO NOT USE WITH MUSLIMS
Uhhhh. . .if they are in this country, shouldn’t they be adapting to our language etiquette?
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0328/p09s01-coop.html 

JAPAN JOBLESSNESS AT THREE-YEAR HIGH
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/mar/31/japanese-unemployment-taro-aso 

People’s Repugnic
NEED A JOB IN CHINA? GET PLASTIC SURGERY
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-chinaplastic30-2009mar30,0,4977370.story 
DOES CHINA FAKE ITS DINOSAUR BONE COLLECTION?
Why not? It fakes athletes’ ages
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1888548,00.html 

(Lack of) Health
PILL COULD SLASH HEART ATTACK, STROKE RISK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/mar/31/polypill-heart-attack-stroke 

Spaced Out
MISSION TO MARS---IN MOSCOW
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5082585/Volunteers-simulate-mission-to-Mars-in-Moscow-capsule.html 

Animals in the news!
BRIT SOLDIERS HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH CHICKENS
Ain’t being in the military funny???
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/133895/HENIMALS-British-Army-officer-BITES-the-head-off-a-live-chicken-in-a-sickening-training-exercise-filmed-by-his-own-men.html?postingId=135435 
FROG GETS NEW LEG
The French will eat it anyway. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5082594/Lame-frog-gets-his-leg-back-in-world-first-operation.html 
MORE PET OWNERS SERVING RAW, UNCOOKED FOOD TO ROVER, KITTY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/31/petscol033109.DTL

Oh, by the way. . .
MAN WILL RIDE AROUND THE WORLD ON ELECTRIC BIKE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/5079164/Man-to-travel-round-world-on-electric-bicycle.html 
CHILD BAPTIZED WITH COLA
Our corporate CEO, which art in heaven. . .
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Church_baptises_baby_with_cola&in_article_id=603702&in_page_id=2 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

PUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/28/opinion/28Tartakovsky.html?_r=1 
P. G. Wodehouse, doesn’t use them. Shakespeare, however, does. Many are bawdy: puns operate, after all, on double entendre. Yet the poet is guilty less of punning than wordplay, which Elizabethan taste considered more a sign of literary refinement than humor; hence “puns” in seemingly inappropriate places, like a dying Mercutio’s “Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.”

Film
GILLIAM HAVING TROUBLE DISTRIBUTING LAST HEATH LEDGER FILM?
”The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/mar/31/heath-ledger-terry-gilliam-imaginarium-of-doctor-parnassus 

COUPLE SPENDS 20 YEARS BUILDING MODEL OF TOWN WHERE THEY MET
Well, you’ve got to to do something with your life. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5076742/Couple-recreate-town-where-they-first-met.html 

NEFIRTITI’S FACE FOUND
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090331-nefertiti-bust-picture.html

And in the end. . .
NOW WHO DOES THIS PICTURE OF SARKOZY REMIND YOU OF?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/g20-summit/5079690/Sarkozy-threatens-to-walk-out-of-G20.html

3/30/09
DAILY CONCERT
"Hot 'n' Cold" UKRAINIAN POLKA BAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TIOfUEudo
LIL WALLY ON LAWRENCE WELK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV8FW57u_4A
THE WORLDS: LIL WALLY WALTZ MEDLEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Hz1n5uxEo
IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GadTn38mDY 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z52WG6siQ8
MY CLAM DIGGER SWEETHEART
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEM8gsvVUww
PIZZICATO POLKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5KRqc7Hud4
JOLLY LUMBERJACK POLKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw0FqDgjmMo
ANOTHER JOLLY LUMBERJACK SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

STRANGE EXPLOSION OVER EASTERN STATES
http://www.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/article/BOOM30_20090329-234409/244022/#comments 

BIDEN’S DAUGHTER CAUGHT SNORTING COKE ON FILM
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?VP_Joe_Bidens_daughter_filmed_snorting_cocaine&in_article_id=602008&in_page_id=64 

TOPLESS VEGAS REVUE CLOSES AFTER 49 YEARS
Over 1,000,000 breasts served
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/29/entertainment/e151631D60.DTL 
related:
HEF’S HOME FOR SALE---$27 MILLION
http://www.latimes.com/classified/realestate/la-hm-hotprop28-2009mar28,0,2915938.story 

THE FACEBOOK AENEID
http://gawker.com/5185909/the-facebook-aeneid 

DOWNLOAD A NEW DYLAN SONG FOR FREE
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/neil_mccormick/blog/2009/03/30/bob_dylan_free_download 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

SO WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL9Wu2kWwSY

Israelity
HERSH: OBAMA HELPED END ISRAEL’S GAZA ATTACK
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Seymour_Hersh_Obama_played_role_in_0329.html 
When former Vice President Dick Cheney learned that Obama had been putting pressure on the Israelis, he angrily disparaged him as "pro-Palestinian" and described him as someone who would "never make it in the major leagues."
Israel Sudan attack killed 39
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22299.htm 

Lost Angeles
OUROUSSOFF: REINVENTING U.S. CITIES

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/arts/design/29ouro.html?_r=1&scp=47&sq=%22los+angeles%22&st=nyt 
Without an overhaul of the city’s transportation network it is only a matter of time before the city breaks down, a victim of pollution and overcongestion. A citywide plan that anchored Los Angeles along two major axes — the green river and the asphalt boulevard — could save it from becoming a third world city.

MAUREEN DOWD ENGAGES IN FLAGRANT
ANTI-WHITE RACIST PROPAGANDA

Got blue eyes? You're evil.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/opinion/29dowd.html?em 

VENKATESH: POPULIST RAGE? WHERE?
We have been divided and conquered by iPods, Twitter, and the Internet
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/opinion/29venkatesh.html?ref=opinion 
But these days, technology separates us and makes more of our communication indirect, impersonal and emotionally flat. With headsets on and our hands busily texting, we are less aware of one another’s behavior in public space. Count the number of people with cellphones and personal entertainment devices when you walk down a street. Self-involved bloggers, readers of niche news, all of us listening to our personal playlists: we narrowly miss each other. Effective rebellions require that we sing in unison.

Auto Motive
WHITE HOUSE TO LET CHRYSLER FAIL
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/White_House_to_let_Chrysler_fail_0330.html 
HERE IS OBAMA’S PLAN FOR DETROIT
http://thepage.time.com/2009/03/30/auto-aid/

Enviro Wacko
REPUG. REP: LESS CO2 EMISSIONS TAKE ‘PLANT FOOD FROM THE ATMOSPHERE’
We are not making this stuff up
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/28/shimkus-plant-food/ 

Iraq and Roll
283 Bases, 170,000 Pieces of Equipment, 140,000 Troops,
and an Army of Mercenaries: The Logistical Nightmare in Iraq

HERE
U.S. SGT. CONVICTED OF EXECUTING BOUND IRAQI PRISONERS
Mission accomplished.
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_sergeant_convicted_of_executing__03302009.html 
PETRAEUS: CHENEY IS WRONG ABOUT OBAMA
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/29/cheney-petraeus-safe/ 

Mashed Media
ANOTHER COLUMNIST SAYS IT: PULL NEWSPAPERS OFF THE WEB
The Rip Post said it first
http://www.businessinsider.com/maybe-newspapers-dont-belong-online-2009-3

HUMAN RIGHTS ATTY.: FEITH BETTER GET A GOOD LAWYER
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/30/feith-spain-torture/ 


TEXAS REPUG THREATENS ‘WWIII’ IF SENATE SEATS AL FRANKEN
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/20634.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA RUNS (YAWN) GLOBAL COMPUTER SPYING NETWORK (YAWN)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/30/china-dalai-lama-spying-computers 

Animals in the news!
SLIDE SHOW: HELPING ANIMALS
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=specials/aiding_animals/ 
Cow that escaped slaughterhouse spent nine months on the run
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5075603/Missing-cow-spent-nine-months-on-the-run.html 
WATCH: IN SEARCH OF THE WHITE UAKARI MONKEY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/video/2009/mar/30/brazilian-amazon-rainforest-wildlife-holiday

Obits
PHOTOG HELEN LEVITT
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/30/arts/design/30levitt.html?ref=obituaries 

Oh, by the way. . .
ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL? TRY CHILI PEPPER
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/27/raw-chili-chinese-drivers-hot-awake/

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

R.I.P. MAURICE JARRE
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1888336,00.html 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Jarre 
Sarkozy tribute
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7971223.stm 
”Lawrence of Arabia”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irPSvEkQl8Q 
“Dr. Zhivago”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X-Q4nmYqc4 

LA SALLE: PRE-CODE PICTURES---THE WAY WE REALLY WERE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/29/PK6S16IUA2.DTL&type=movies 
I spent many years obsessed with these films. Their appeal is that, through them, you get to hear a long-ago era speak with its own voice, unimpeded by censorship. That voice is surprisingly modern. You come to realize how much of human nature remains consistent from one era to the next - and also how all that phony virtue stuff, in the late '30s and '40s films, was nothing but propaganda.

FANS QUESTION ‘DR. WHO’ PRODUCERS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7964105.stm

Light reading
THE FRENCH, RUDE? NO---IMPOSSIBLY POLITE
http://www.moreintelligentlife.com/story/parisians-rude-pas-du-tout 

(Lack of) Health
AGAVE SYRUP: JUST ANOTHER SUGAR?
http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-nutrition30-2009mar30,0,4068006.story 

Books
CHAPLIN: THE TRAMP’S ODYSSEY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/mar/28/charlie-chaplin 
Rummaging around among some rubbish, he fished out a bowler hat, a cane, some absurdly overlarge boots, a pair of outsize pants and an undersized jacket. Knowing that Mack Sennett, for whom he was working, wanted an older type for the scene he was about to shoot, he stuck a little moustache on his upper lip.
The Gardens of Beverly Nichols
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0327/p19s03-hfes.html

And in the end. . .
GNOMES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/contribute/sn/gallery?plckGalleryID=5decae2e-cf60-4779-a1ca-2ccd6a3149b3&type=travel

3/26/09
DAILY CONCERT
IVES PLAYS IVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXHjeSamzno 
THE UNANSWERED QUESTION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trkFgIMC-Ks 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImb1wnhIGI
IVES: SYMPHONY NO. 4 FINALE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAjJf45fkTc
IT TAKES TWO TO CONDUCT IVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIm9rCnY3IQ
SEREBRIER DISCUSSES IVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0YLD29Hw4
PUTNAM'S CAMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJtkve8jeE 
IVE JUST SEEN A FACE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjphAmuAlJs


SEAN PENN, JIM CARREY, BENICIO DEL TORO TO PLAY. . .THE THREE STOOGES
We are not making this stuff up. . .
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article5978824.ece

World gone mad
BRIT ACTOR APOLOGIZES FOR INNOCUOUS JOKE ABOUT PAKISTANIS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7965058.stm
Musical accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz4B1FI2uos 

OCTOPUSSY LEAVES KIDS, GOES SHOPPING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/25/state/n134024D50.DTL

Animals in the news!

LEOPARD CUBS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5051624/Two-endangered-leopards-born-at-US-zoo.html 


BRITAIN RUNNING OUT OF COCKS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Britain_running_out_of_Cocks&in_article_id=598012&in_page_id=2

FIORE: LEVERAGE ME TENDER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/25/fiorelevarage.DTL 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

shocker: joni mitchell battling morgellon's syndrome
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/269296?tp=1

WHY AMERICANS MAY NEVER SEE
THE BEST NEW CAR ON THE ROAD

http://www.alternet.org/audits/131747/the_reva%3A_why_americans_may_never_see_the_best_new_car_on_the_road/
The Reva is the world's most successful electric vehicle. Manufactured on the outskirts of the south Indian city of Bangalore, it is as popular there as it is on the streets of London. Cumulatively it has been driven a combined 55 million kilometers in 20 major cities around the world.

HEY, HOMELESS FOLKS! ARNIE INVITES YOU TO THE FAIR!
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aKqkjyYkFN8w&refer=worldwide

Israelity
ISRAEL ADMITS KILLING 189 CHILDREN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/5049501/Israel-admits-killing-189-children-in-Gaza-campaign.html
ISRAELI ARMY RABBIS CRITICIZED FOR GAZA STANCE
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-israel-holywar25-2009mar25,0,4876301.story
OLIPHANT CARTOON CALLED ‘HIDEOUSLY ANTI-SEMITIC’ BY ADL
You can’t knock Israel policy without being called an anti-Semite. . .sickening. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Oliphant_IsraelGaza_cartoon_called_hideously_antiSemitic_0325.html 
ISRAEL’S PRAGMATIC THUG
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,615392,00.html 
His words have the force of cluster bombs. He spares no one. He once proposed executing Arab members of the Knesset with ties to Hamas to Hezbollah as "Nazi collaborators." Later he suggested that Israel should proceed in the Gaza Strip the way Russia did in Chechnya -- without consideration for losses or civilians. This remark gained him a reputation as a virulent racist.
For a few minutes, Arabs and Jews united by music
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0326/p01s01-wome.html 

Bordering on madness
HILLARY: U.S. DRUG HABITS FUEL MEXICO BORDER VIOLENCE
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29875572 
related:
HEMP TO THE RESCUE
http://www.alternet.org/environment/133055/hemp_is_not_pot%3A_it%27s_the_economic_stimulus_and_green_jobs_solution_we_need/ 
We can make over 25,000 things with it. Farmers love it. Environmentalists love it. You can't get high from it. So why is it still illegal?

Kim Nook Yoo
U.S. DEPLOYS WARSHIPS TO N. KOREA
As maniacs ready test-firing of long-range missile
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/5053883/US-deploys-warships-as-North-Korea-prepares-to-launch-missile.html

People’s Repugnic
CHINA FURIOUS AT U.S. MILITARY REPORT
Hell, China is furious about everything. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7965084.stm 

EX-TAIWAN LEADER ON TRIAL FOR GRAFT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7964846.stm

Iraq and Roll
AUDITOR: $3.8 BILLION IN IRAQ WASTED SINCE ‘03
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_risks_Iraq_reconstruction_mistak_03252009.html 
SURVIVING IRAQ: AN ARMY GRUNT’S TALE
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/25/surviving-iraq-a-us-army-grunt%e2%80%99s-tale/
Spc. Brian Hunsuck is the boy next door on the front lines: He lost a friend, nearly lost a leg, and still acts like Beaver Cleaver.

Enviro Wacko
ARCHBISHOP: GOD WILL NOT SAVE THE PLANET
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Archbishop:_God_will_not_save_planet&in_article_id=596893&in_page_id=34
JAPAN CHERRY BLOSSOMS THREATENED BY GLOBAL WARMING
Not nice to fool with Mother Nature. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/globalwarming/5052867/Global-warming-hits-Japans-cherry-blossom-season.html 

Repugnicans
REPUG. REP. SAYS: WARMING IS NATURAL---
JUST FIND SOME SHADE!

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/25/barton-climate-shade/
CRAZY STEELE: PREZ RUN IS “UP TO GOD”
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/billo-guide 

Mashed Media
ANOTHER FEEBLE MOVE BY ENFEEBLED LAT
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/la_times_goers_for_brand.php 

Animals in the news!
MADAGASCAR COUP THREATENS LEMURS WITH EXTINCTION
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0326/p07s01-wogn.html 
VETS SHOOT DOOMED BEACHED WHALES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/5052405/Vets-shoot-last-three-whales-stranded-in-Western-Australia.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
SLAIN OFFICERS’ ORGANS SAVE FOUR LIVES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/25/BASR16N0JT.DTL&tsp=1 

Obit
MOTOWN DRUMMER URIEL JONES
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/26/arts/music/26jones.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

Lost Angeles
MORE INSANE, UGLY L.A. DEVELOPMENT
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_previews_at_hancock_lofts_rowan_auction_update.php 

THE AMBASSADOR OF BEVERLY HILLS
By (the great) John Rogers
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-beverly-hills-ambassador,0,4356877.story

Musique
IVES RECONSIDERED
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20090105/schiff 
Long before his death in 1954, at 80, Charles Ives seemed less like the father of American music than an eccentric uncle whose antic behavior and uncensored opinions at birthdays and funerals conscript his relatives into manufacturing an endless series of apologies and disclaimers. In his songs, symphonies and sonatas, Ives furnished America's musical past with a future. He linked the sounds of the nineteenth century--marches and hymns and ragtime ditties--to the complex new harmonies and rhythms of modern music, and he forced their fusion with visionary zeal. He also referred to musicians he didn't respect, or who didn't respect him, as "sissies" and bewailed the feminization of American musical life.
OF MUSIC AND TIME
http://www.standpointmag.co.uk/node/723/full 
Time is the stuff of music: music manipulates our experience of time; it plays with the rhythm of experience; it stretches and complicates our relationship to the passing of time. If the world of physics is a space-time continuum, music is a pitch-time continuum.

And in the end. . .
4,800 CALORIE BALLPARK BURGER
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_ballpark_to_sell_4_800_calorie_b_03252009.html
CHEER DOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4tugPM83c
 

3/25/09
DAILY CONCERT
DUMB ALL OVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA25kclwtLc
THE WORLD IS A GHETTO---AHMAD JAMAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBxjTp5uTIU
THE WORLD IS A GHETTO---WAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYOBJhIKU1A
CRIPPLED INSIDE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxol_huYpws
WELL RESPECTED MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXVzeB0DUo
GOD'S AWAY ON BUSINESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM
NEVER LET GO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea8qsGDNZ6Q

SKYLINES:
Quotatious: "The rest of us can't afford to demonize every investor or entrepreneur who seeks to make a profit.” ---President Obama.

”What a profoundly ridiculous and insensitive remark. No one is demonizing honest people who seek to make a profit. The public is correctly demonizing the fiendish robberbarons who have looted and bankrupted the country, leaving the world in near economic collapse. Guess Mr. Obama isn’t interested in reelection.”
---Charles Bogle.


PELT A.I.G. WITH TOMATOES!
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/AIG_pelted_with_virtual_tomatoes_at_0324.html 

SPECTOR'S DATE “KILLED HERSELF”
He just happened to be holding the gun, that's all.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7962758.stm 

AH, THE OLD FALSE ARM JOKE. . .
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Beckham_shocked_by_marines_arm-pull_prank&in_article_id=596180&in_page_id=34

WORLD’S OLDEST WOMAN TURNS 130---
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/kazakhstan/5046448/Oldest-woman-in-the-world-about-to-turn-130.html 
Here she is (warning: this is pretty frightening)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/barbara-walters-abcs-50th-anniversary-all-star-party-1C76RD.jpg 
---WORLD’S OLDEST DOG TURNS 127
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/pets/detail?&entry_id=37395&type=pets 

BIG TIT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/5043710/Long-tailed-tit-makes-it-into-top-ten-garden-birds.html 

MAN PLAYS BRIDGE!
http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/article/20090318/LIFE/903180309/1005/LIFE

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5048824/Pictures-of-the-day-25-March-2009.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

DEAR AIG---I QUIT!
Ex-exec says he will donate bonus to charity, takes swipe at Liddy
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Dear_AIG_I_quit_exec_quits_0325.html
HERE'S HIS NYT OP-ED
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/25/opinion/25desantis.html?_r=2&ref=opinion

EU: OBAMA’S ECONOMIC PLAN IS “ROAD TO HELL”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/25/financial/f073139D49.DTL&tsp=1

O-blah-ma
Rhetoric, pose. . .where’s the leadership?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/25/barack-obama-aig-bonuses-conference 
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_press_conference_0325.html 

RALL: OBAMA DOESN’T TALK LIKE BUSH---HE JUST ACTS LIKE HIM
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22286.htm 
This week’s example is Obama’s grandstanding over $165 million in bonuses paid to executives of AIG, which received billions in federal bailout money. He feigned outrage: “How do they justify this outrage to the taxpayers who are keeping the company afloat?” But his Treasury Department knew about the bonuses — which amount to roughly 55 cents per American — ages ago. He also knows there isn’t much the government can do legally to claw the money back.

LINDORFF: INSURANCE INDUSTRY IS PARASITE FEEDING ON U.S. HEALTH SYSTEM
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/288 
We should not be tricked by this seeming sudden appearance of decency on the part of these corporate parasites. There is simply no valid reason for preserving the private insurance industry’s role in any health care reform plan that is aimed at giving everyone access to health care in America. The Obama administration needs to jettison its “free market” fetish when it comes to health care. The financing of health care for all Americans can all be handled much better by the government. Medicare has proven this. Other countries—Britain, Australia, France, Canada, Taiwan and most other modern nations have proven this.

HEDGES: COUNTRY NEEDS A MORAL BAILOUT
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090323_america_is_in_need_of_a_moral_bailout/ 
In decaying societies, politics become theater. The elite, who have hollowed out the democratic system to serve the corporate state, rule through image and presentation. They express indignation at AIG bonuses and empathy with a working class they have spent the last few decades disenfranchising, and make promises to desperate families that they know will never be fulfilled. Once the spotlights go on they read their lines with appropriate emotion. Once the lights go off, they make sure Goldman Sachs and a host of other large corporations have the hundreds of billions of dollars in losses they incurred playing casino capitalism repaid with taxpayer money.

Mashed Media
OBAMA DOES NOT CALL ON SINGLE MAJOR U.S. NEWSPAPER---
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/As_newspaper_revenues_plummet_Obama_slights_0325.html
---GETS TESTY WITH TV REPORTER
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/pres-obama-it-took-us-couple-days-because 
BRAIN-DEAD ECONOMIC REPORTING
The corporate media's coverage of the administration's bank rescue plan comforts the comfortable.
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/133246/brain-dead_economic_reporting%3A_if_wall_street_approves_of_obama%27s_plan%2C_it_must_be_a_winner%21/ 
Immediately after the Obama administration unveiled its cunning plan to help the titans of Wall Street avoid the hit that should result from their bad decisions, members of our national press corps fanned out across the land to ask investment bankers, hedge-fund managers and stock traders whether Obama's plan went far enough in lining their pockets with taxpayer cash.

OAKLAND COP-KILLER RAPED LITTLE GIRL
And his sister says he was not a monster. . .Right, he was just a little underprivileged, misunderstood. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/25/MNPP16M2CH.DTL 

QUEEN CONDI SIDES WITH BUSH: LEAVE OBAMA ALONE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/25/rice-sides-bush-cheney/ 

Bordering on madness
U.S. ADDS 100 FEDERAL AGENTS TO MEXICAN BORDER
Try 10,000.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0325/p01s01-woam.html 

World gone mad
WHY IS THIS CRAP PERMITTED ON ANY LEVEL BY ANY COUNTRY?
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-40785.html 

More Mashed Media
FACEBOOK IS MONITORED BY GOV’T
Whatever made you think it wasn’t?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/facebook/5046447/Facebook-could-be-monitored-by-the-government.html 

(Lack of) Health
THE NEW, AFFLUENT. . .TB PATIENT?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/25/BA8S16MBVA.DTL&tsp=1 
Rather, the disease is now being found in low-risk settings that don't usually harbor TB - at an affluent high school, a law office, bars, even at a venture capital firm.
FISH OIL PROTECTS PROSTATE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/dietandfitness/5044610/Fish-oil-may-protect-men-against-prostate-cancer.html

Oh, by the way. . .
WIFE OF BRIT KILLED BY PIRATES TELLS OF HER ESCAPE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/thailand/5048234/British-woman-Linda-Robertson-speaks-of-escape-from-pirates-who-killed-her-husband.html


AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

MORFORD: BEWARE THE VEGANS!
And. . .smart people, Buddhists, hippies, gays. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/25/notes032509.DTL 

BAGAENT: LSD HAS ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME!
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/133256/skinny_dipping_in_reality%3A_the_great_hippy_lsd_enlightenment_search_party/
Then one day George walked into my basement apartment and threw a cellophane packet onto the kitchen table. "There it is Bageant," he said. Next day, after creating a small meditative space with plants, a Tibetan mandala, and classical music on the turntable, we took it. Five years later I was still taking it at least once a week, and to this day I consider LSD the promethean spark of whatever awakening I have managed to accomplish in the life.

FORTY YEARS AGO, JOHN LENNON WENT TO BED
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1887394,00.html 

Animals in the news!
GARDEN BIRDS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/mar/24/big-garden-birdwatch-reader-photos?picture=344984920 

Light reading
THE AMAZING LEFCADIO HEARN
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123751339691591383.html 
Lafcadio Hearn (1850-1904) is best known as the magisterial interpreter of Japan to the English-speaking world, a role he played after moving there in 1890, marrying a Japanese woman and then publishing a series of books in the West, such as the story collections "In Ghostly Japan" (1899) and "Kwaidan" (1904). But before his expatriation, Hearn was America's ace traveloguist. A generous compilation of his early journalistic writing throughout the New World from the Library of America reveals how powerful this forgotten genre can be.

Books
SHALL WE GET RID OF THE LAWYERS?
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/22573 

THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT MODELS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/mar/24/naked-truth-life-models 

Fashionism
LATEST RAGE: NO SHAMPOO
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=37131&tsp=1 

And in the end. . .
SIZE MATTERS, APPARENTLY, TO HER
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=146857&in_page_id=2

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/24/09
DAILY CONCERT
MR. BLUE SKY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmBWzKrKqBE
MR. SPACEMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy2w0GJDfLs
MRS. ROBINSON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubcyn0_5GNc
MRS. VANDERBILT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biotz078Y4E
MISS O' DELL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxz7BcThREw
MR. TAMBOURINE MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Y6JR2uRfY
PLEASE MR. POSTMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9mBWuLRL4
MEAN MR. MUSTARD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY_jB9GeCI

SKYLINES:
60-FOOT PENIS!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Teens_giant_penis_surprise_for_parents&in_article_id=594257&in_page_id=2

E.T. SPOTTED ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/google/5042502/ET-tracked-down-on-Google-Street-View.html 

SCORE ONE FOR THE KOMODO DRAGONS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/24/man-mauled-death-komodo-dragon 

PRAYING PILOT GETS TEN YEARS IN THE CLINK
Guess his prayers weren’t answered
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/5043287/Pilot-who-paused-to-pray-in-crash-landing-sentenced-to-10-years-in-jail.html 

DAVE MARRIES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/23/entertainment/e151334D33.DTL

WILLIAMS DOING WELL WITH REBUILT HEART
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7960740.stm 

Photos of the day
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0323/


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

U.N.: ISRAEL SOLDIERS USED 11-YEAR-OLD BOY AS SHIELD
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1073243.html 
EVIDENCE OF ISRAELI WAR CRIMES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/23/israel-gaza-war-crimes-guardian
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/5040215/Israel-used-child-as-human-shield-during-Gaza-conflict.html 
The Guardian has compiled detailed evidence of alleged war crimes committed by Israel during the 23-day offensive in the Gaza Strip earlier this year, involving the use of Palestinian children as human shields and the targeting of medics and hospitals.
ISRAEL ARMY T-SHIRT: ‘ONE SHOT KILLS TWO’---
PREGNANT WOMAN IN RIFLE CROSS-HAIR

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/23/international/i084547D94.DTL 
Israel's military condemned soldiers for wearing T-shirts of a pregnant woman in a rifle's cross-hairs with the slogan "1 Shot 2 Kills," and another of a gun-toting child with the words, "The smaller they are, the harder it is."
POLL: AMERICAN JEWS’ VIEWS ON ISRAEL, MIDDLE EAST
http://www.jstreet.org/page/j-street-releases-new-poll-american-jews-views-israel-and-middle-east

N.KOREA QUESTIONS U.S. JOURNALISTS OVER ‘ESPIONAGE’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/5042913/North-Korea-questions-US-journalists-over-espionage.html 
According to reports, they were arrested on March 17 by North Korean soldiers after they strayed into North Korean territory by crossing the frozen Tumen River, which marks North Korea's border with China. The narrow river is a frequent escape route for refugees fleeing North Korea, which was the subject of a documentary being filmed by the pair.

All-melty dollar
CHINA WANTS TO REPLACE THE DOLLAR
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Chinese_central_bank_proposes_new_world_0323.html
AIG TO RETURN $50 MILLION IN BONUSES
To keep robberbarons’ names secret
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123784730479718425.html
WHITNEY: JUDGEMENT DAY FOR GEITHNER
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22279.htm
Whether he deserves it or not, Timothy Geithner has become the poster boy for everything that's wrong with the government's scatterbrain financial rescue plan. Geithner was in the wheelhouse at the New York Fed when Bear Stearns and Lehman Bros defaulted, and he played a central role in the $165 million AIG bonus scandal which ignited a populist firestorm across the country. Now everything even remotely connected to the bank bailout has become a source of fist-clinching rage. The mood of the country has darkened from the steady downpour of bad economic news, the sharp decline in housing prices and the steep rise in unemployment. People are angry at the government, the banks and Wall Street. Their nerves are frayed and their patience is stretched to the limit.
$1 BILLION IN MADOFF ASSETS TRACKED DOWN
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601127&sid=apBiNlA5sLQA
OBAMA COMMENTARY RUNS IN 31 PAPERS WORLDWIDE
Calls for global cooperation to solve finance crisis
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_pens_editorial_calling_for_global_0324.html 

INTERVIEW:
WARN THE CHILDREN: MOYERS INTERVIEWS REAL SOCIALIST!

(Can we say ‘socialist’ here? Is it okay, Rush?)
http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/03202009/watch2.html 
BILL MOYERS: And how's he doing? What's Obama done right so far, in your judgment?
MIKE DAVIS: Well, I think what he's done most right is to push through the stimulus package, which I argue is primarily a relief bill, because obviously you can't talk about stopping the decline if you're going to allow the public sector, the local public sector, schools and public services on a state and local level to collapse as they are. You have to shore that up. Not that the stimulus is sufficient to address the totality of the fiscal crisis across the span of local governments. But it puts a Band-Aid over it. It slows the results of that. It extends unemployment. It pays.

DOES OBAMA KNOW WHO THE FRENCH PREZ IS?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/toby_harnden/blog/2009/03/24/does_barack_obama_know_who_the_president_of_france_is 

Enviro Wacko
EXXON VALDEZ: THE KILLING DID NOT STOP IN ‘89
http://www.alternet.org/environment/133033/exxon_valdez%3A_the_killing_did_not_stop_in_1989/ 
The latest studies in 2007 show the buried oil is still entering the food web as predators such as harlequin ducks and sea otters forage on oil-contaminated shellfish. Two-thirds of the species injured by the spill and selected for study have not fully recovered, according to federal and state officials charged with restoration studies. This includes species like herring, the basic forage fish of the ecosystem. The remaining population of herring is now miniscule, barely sustaining the ecosystem -- and the once highly lucrative herring fisheries are closed indefinitely.
MONBIOT: THE ATKINS PLAN FOR A LOW CARBON WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/24/george-monbiot-climate-change-biochar
Whenever you hear the word miracle, you know there's trouble just around the corner. But no matter many times they lead to disappointment or disaster, the newspapers never tire of promoting miracle cures, miracle crops, miracle fuels and miracle financial instruments. We have a limitless ability to disregard the laws of economics, biology and thermodynamics when we encounter a simple solution to complex problems. So welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the new miracle. It's a low-carbon regime for the planet that makes the Atkins diet look healthy: woodchips with everything.

(Lack of) Health
ANESTHESIA IN INFANTS RELATED TO LATER DISABILITIES
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1887206,00.html 
EAT MEAT AND DIE
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090323161109.htm 

Animals in the news!
THE STATE OF BIRDS: 2009 REPORT
http://www.stateofthebirds.org/
Nearly a third of the nation’s 800 bird species are endangered, threatened or in significant decline due to habitat loss, invasive species, and other threats.

Oh, by the way. . .
HE SURVIVED BOTH ATOMIC BOMBS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/24/nuclear-bomb-survivor-japan 
JAPAN POLICE BUNGLE BRIT TEACHER MURDER PROBE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/5043051/Lindsay-Hawker-Family-of-murdered-teacher-say-Japanese-police-have-bungled-investigation.html 
SINGAPORE: MODEL OF TEACHING EXCELLENCE
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0324/p12s01-ussc.html 

Obits
NBA GREAT BUTCH KOMIVES
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/sports/basketball/24komives.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
MET GREAT EZIO FLAGELLO
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/theater/24flagello.html?ref=obituaries 
NEW ORLEANS GREAT EDDIE BO
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/arts/music/24bo.html?ref=obituaries

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

SALLISLAW, OKLA., STILL TRYING TO SHAKE OFF “GRAPES OF WRATH”
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/24/great-depression-icon-meets-the-great-recession/ 

BAD JOKES ARE EASIER TO REMEMBER THAN GOOD ONES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5032755/Why-bad-jokes-are-easier-to-remember-than-the-good-ones.html  

THE MAN WHO REMEMBERS EVERYTHING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5042704/The-memory-man-who-can-remember-everything.html 

CHEAP GOSSIP ABOUT UNIMPORTANT ASSHOLES
Jennifer Anuston abandons John Mayer because of Twitter!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/5038203/Jennifer-Aniston-ended-relationship-with-John-Mayer-because-of-his-Twitter-obsession.html 

Where ya goin’?
NORWAY’S ISLAND KINGDOM
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/03/24/travel/0324-lofoten_index.html 

Film
REVIEW: MALKOVICH IN ‘THE GREAT BUCK HOWARD’
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0321/p25s01-almo.html 

And in the end. . .
MATCHSTICKS---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSEEDeB4zFg 
---AND CHOPSTICKS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?20-year-old_chopstick_removed_from_stomach&in_article_id=592490&in_page_id=2&in_a_source= 
 

3/23/09
DAILY CONCERT

SKYLINES:
DWARF SAVED BY CHIHUAHUA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5037096/Dwarf-saved-by-chihuahua.html 

DON’T TASE ME, BRO
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/national_world&id=6722957

ASTRONAUT WON’T CHANGE UNDERPANTS FOR A WEEK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5016907/Astronaut-tests-space-age-underpants.html

HOLY LEAPING OWLS, BATMAN!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/5036626/Photographer-captures-rare-shot-of-an-owl-leaping-into-the-air.html 

UGLY BALD RICH BUFFOON MARRIES BIMBO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5034130/Bruce-Willis-marries-underwear-model.html 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0322/ 

LISA LING’S SISTER AMONG TWO U.S. JOURNALISTS HELD BY N. KOREA
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/03/21/2009-03-21_lisa_lings_sister_among_two_reporters_ca.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

GORBACHEV: U.S. HAS IT COMING
And he’s right!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,614877,00.html 
Former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev says the U.S. is getting a double dose of comeuppance with the swirling financial crisis and escalating violence in Afghanistan. Again, Gorbachev sees the turn of events as the U.S.'s just deserts. "Who created the Taliban? Saudi Arabia financed it with the political support of the United States," he said.

AMAZING! CBS'S KROFT STICKS IT TO OBAMA: "ARE YOU PUNCH-DRUNK?"
Where were questions like this for dry-drunk, brain-damaged Bush?
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2009/03/64500771/1

OBAMA CALLS FOR ‘ERA OF SERVICE’
Too little, way too late. . .
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1886213,00.html 

All-melty Dollar
BAILED OUT J.P. MORGAN BUYS $120 MILLION IN PRIVATE JETS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bailed_out_JP_Morgan_moves_foward_0323.html
WAMU SUES FDIC FOR FORCED SALE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Washington_Mutual_seeks_over_13_billion_0321.html
BAILED OUT BANKS GIVING MONEY TO CAMPAIGNS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Donating_for_dollars_Bailedout_banks_donate_0322.html
GOODMAN: NO BAILOUT FOR THOSE HIT HARDEST
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090317_those_hit_hardest_get_no_bailout/ 
Obama has surrounded himself with financial advisers who are too cozy with Wall Street, like Summers and Geithner. It’s time to direct the stimulus to the people who need it, to those whose tax dollars are funding it.

LINDORFF: OBAMA ADMINISTRATION CAREENING TOWARDS DISASTER
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/286 
What this means is that all the Obama administration, the US Treasury and the Federal Reserve are doing by buying the toxic assets off the books of banks like Citigroup, Bank America or Wells Fargo is giving a taxpayer handout to those banks' investors and bondholders--the very people who enabled those companies to invest in the corrupt credit default swaps and other shady derivatives in the first place. What should happen? Citibank, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, and the other financial institutions that made bad bets on these structured financial instruments, should be allowed to fail, taking with them the investors who played this dirty game, and the managers who decided to gamble instead of run conservative banking operations.

RICH: OBAMA’S ‘KATRINA MOMENT’
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/22/opinion/22rich.html?_r=1&em 
The White House seemed utterly blindsided by the public’s revulsion at the moneyed insiders’ culture illuminated by Daschle’s post-Senate career. Yet last week’s events suggest that the administration learned nothing from that brush with disaster. Otherwise it never would have used Lawrence Summers, the chief economic adviser, as a messenger just as the A.I.G. rage was reaching a full boil last weekend. Summers is so tone-deaf that he makes Geithner seem like Bobby Kennedy.

RAIMUNDO: AMERICAN EMPIRE, FINALE
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14442
The United States is essentially an empire that has gone bankrupt. We are like some once very grand family fallen on hard times, who have had their house foreclosed and sit quietly waiting in the parlor, pretending that nothing unusual is happening, while the sheriff is on the way to throw us out on the street. Human beings are creatures of habit: they still continue to act in the old ways long after circumstances have changed. The other day, President Barack Obama announced the next major phase in the "war on terrorism" he inherited from George W. Bush: we're sending 17,000 more troops to Afghanistan, doubling the number of American troops in that country, and have begun to launch cross-border attacks in Pakistani territory. The war on terrorism is expanding even as the American economy continues to shrink. How will we pay for it?

Israelity
RELIGIOUS WAR IN ISRAEL’S ARMY
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/22/weekinreview/22BRONNER.html
A soldier, identified by the pseudonym Ram, is quoted as saying that in Gaza, “the rabbinate brought in a lot of booklets and articles and their message was very clear: We are the Jewish people, we came to this land by a miracle, God brought us back to this land and now we need to fight to expel the non-Jews who are interfering with our conquest of this holy land. This was the main message, and the whole sense many soldiers had in this operation was of a religious war.”
PERES CONTRADICTS OBAMA MESSAGE TO IRAN
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/21/peres-contradicts-obama-iran/ 
THE ‘UNHELPFUL’ EUNUCHS AND ISRAEL
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22270.htm 
For years, US administrations called Israeli settlements "illegal" and an "obstacle to peace," but in recent years those terms have been replaced by a mere "unhelpful." On her first official trip to the region earlier this month, Secretary of State Hilary Clinton referred to the Israeli demolition of Palestinian Arab homes in East Jerusalem as "unhelpful." Earlier this week, the European Union presidency said that Israel's demolition of homes in the Silwan neighborhood of Jerusalem "threatens the viability of a comprehensive, just and lasting settlement, in conformity with international law."
ISRAEL’S WAR CRIMES
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22264.htm
For the first time since the establishment of Israel in 1948 the government is facing serious allegations of war crimes from respected public figures throughout the world. Even the secretary general of the United Nations, Ban Ki-moon, normally so cautious about offending sovereign states – especially those aligned with its most influential member, the United States – has joined the call for an investigation and potential accountability. To grasp the significance of these developments it is necessary to explain what made the 22 days of attacks in Gaza stand shockingly apart from the many prior recourses to force by Israel to uphold its security and strategic interests.
U.S. furious over Israel's demolition of East Jerusalem homes
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1072813.html


OAKLAND COP-KILLER’S SISTER: HE’S NOT A MONSTER
Like hell!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/22/MNH016L58R.DTL 

Country gone
O’ REILLY: IF CHENEY HAD ASSASSINATION SQUAD---
HE WOULD HAVE KILLED SEYMOUR HERSH

How has such abominable “discourse” come to be routine?
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/22/oreilly-cheney-hersh/ 

Mashed Media
MORE SLAUGHTER ON SPRING STREET
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/layoffs_monday.php
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A TOWN LOSES ITS NEWSPAPER?
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1886826,00.html
GOODY: DEATH AS ENTERTAINMENT
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/damian_thompson/blog/2009/03/22/jade_goody_death_as_entertainment 
Jade belonged to the first generation of Britons who have been raised without religion and the meaning it ascribes to death. A streak of callousness goes with being young, and always has done; but the peculiar brutality shown by twentysomethings towards the cancer-stricken Jade, for no better reason than that they didn't like her, is a miserable and worrying sign of the times.

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Lost Angeles
ISN’T IT WONDERFUL? A NEW HORRID DEVELOPMENT RAPES SAWTELLE IN ‘LITTLE OSAKA’
But this dumbass website touts it---along with all development---as something grand. . .typical L.A. obliviousness. . .
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/soho_square_part_of_sawtelles_building_boom.php 

OLDEST LIVING PERSON TURNS 118
If you call that living
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/21/arme-tsering-oldest-living-person/ 

Animals in the news!
BORDER COLLIES GRASP SUBTLETIES
http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/41972/title/Dogs_show_a_fetching_communication_savvy 

Light Reading
HENRY VIII WAS A SERIAL KILLER
http://www.historytoday.com/MainArticle.aspx?m=33295&amid=30279171 
Yet much of what we think we know about Henry VIII is just that – fable. We think of him in stereotypes. In 2007, in her column in The Observer, Victoria Coren wrote with heavy sarcasm: ‘If you type “wife-killing” into Google, the first listing is a reference to Henry VIII, of wife-killing notoriety. Oh, that Henry VIII.’ Popular perceptions of Henry VIII, according to focus groups consulted by the market research agency BDRC for Historic Royal Palaces, are that he was a fat guy who had six, or maybe eight wives, and that he killed a lot of them. In April 2007, next to a tomb in Oxford’s Christ Church cathedral, where the heads of female figurines had broken off, I heard one man comment to another, ‘Henry VIII has a lot to answer for, hasn’t he?’
DRUIDS COMMITTED HUMAN SACRIFICE, CANNIBALISM
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090320-druids-sacrifice-cannibalism.html 

For Art’s Sake
STELLA LAI
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/03/art_stella_lai.htm l

Musique
“THE COMPOSER IS DEAD”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/20/PKHI16F2M6.DTL&type=music 
With a characteristically morbid text by San Francisco author Lemony Snicket (otherwise known as Daniel Handler) and a blithe, vivacious orchestral score by Nathaniel Stookey, this 30-minute entertainment uses a murder mystery as a pretext for a guided tour through the sections of the orchestra. Trying to find the composer's murderer, the unnamed Inspector searches the ranks of the players for suspects or clues, while Stookey's score offers characteristic bits from each of the instruments and sections. (A book version of the piece, with WPA-tinged illustrations by Carson Ellis and an indispensable CD of the Symphony performances, has just been released by HarperCollins.)
WATCH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCrZWE_YAU 
CANDID BACKSTAGE FOOTAGE OF HENDRIX COMING
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/mar/23/jimi-hendrix-reality-tv-footage 

Spring is sprung
GNOME SWEET GNOME
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/21/HO2016ETRU.DTL&type=homeandgarden

And in the end. . .
PRAYING TO THE TEAPOT
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/19/malaysian-woman-jailed-worshipping-tea-pot/ 

3/20/09
DAILY CONCERT

BLOSSOM DEARIE/MEL TORME:
IT MIGHT AS WELL BE SPRING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x8G_4NBJyc
RAMBLE ON ROSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqFHX-pzeh0 
RAMBLIN' ROSE---MC5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cg0qJ-ieRk
RAMBLIN' ROSE---NAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fJQNROSSJU 
SAKURA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymntDHjvRfE 

SKYLINES:
RICHARDSON ‘VOMITING, CONFUSED’---
FIRST AMBULANCE TURNED BACK

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/03/report-richardson-was-vomiting-and-confused 
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/mar/20/1n20brain002816-actresss-death-puts-focus-syndrome/
According to reports, Richardson insisted that she felt fine, and the ambulance was sent away without paramedics examining the actress. Richardson returned to her hotel where, an hour or so later, she complained of a crushing headache and nausea

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SHRIMP!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Giant_prawn_was_king_of_crust-ocean&in_article_id=589017&in_page_id=34

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SEA WORM!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5016366/Giant-sea-worm-that-attacked-coral-reef-caught-by-aquarium-staff.html 

COP TOPI
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/19/when-nypd-wears-a-muslim-topi/ 

Old Monty Python prop causes bomb scare
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5018294/Pub-evacuated-after-Monty-Python-prop-mistaken-for-grenade.html

FAUX SMOKING HAS PARENTS FUMING
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB123750945477390601-lMyQjAxMDI5MzI3MDUyMDA5Wj.html

FABULOUS NEW YORKER COVER
Octo-Rush!
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/toc/2009/03/23/toc_20090316 

‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ IS ‘HORNY’ FOR WASHINGTON D.C.
We are not making this stuff up
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2009/03/_the_republicans_working_man.html


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Your Corporatocracy at work!
AIG SUING FEDERAL GOV’T.
Corporate princes want $306 million in tax money back---collected from offshore tax havens
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/AIG_in_lawsuit_with_govt_over_0320.html
13 FIRMS THAT RECEIVED BAILOUT $$
OWE MILLIONS IN BACK TAXES

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/20/us/politics/20tax.html?ref=us 
CONASON: PUSH BACK AGAINST AIG’S ‘BEST AND BRIGHTEST’
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090318_push_back_against_aigs_brightest/ 
It should be obvious by now that the AIG traders, along with many others like them, deserved to be fired and perhaps prosecuted rather than enriched. The “too big to fail” argument for saving their firm and their sorry behinds always amounted to a kind of blackmail. The threat was stated explicitly in the remarkable letter sent last weekend by AIG chief Edward Liddy to Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner that sought to justify the latest bonuses.

Lost Angeles
FOSTER KIDS GO HOMELESS IN L.A.---
http://www.laweekly.com/2009-03-19/news/rooftop-foster-kids/ 
The corner of Hollywood and Western is the epicenter of an underground world: a community outside the collective vision of club-hoppers and restaurant-goers rushing by, and one forgotten by public policy. Homeless youth, many cast off at 18 by the foster-care system, root out lives in a dim, moldy labyrinth of “abandos” — abandoned buildings hidden behind storefronts and the busy boulevard.
---WHILE ANOTHER HIDEOUS LUXURY TOWER GOES UP
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_solair_looking_at_may_moveins_del_rey_traffic_talk.php

Bordering on madness
CONCENTRATION CAMP, USA: IMMIGRANT ‘DETENTION’ OUT OF CONTROL
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/real-concentration-camps-usa-our-imm 

Obama Nation
OBAMA APOLOGIZES FOR STOOOPID ‘SPECIAL OLYMPICS’ “JOKE”
What the hell was he doing on the Tonight Show anyhow?
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2009/03/64400743/1 
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2009/03/obama_likens_his_bowling_game.html 
OBAMA PLANS ‘PLEDGE DRIVE’ FOR HIS POLICY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/20/MNMO16JJDF.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1 
LINDORFF: OBAMA’S MOMENT PASSING QUICKLY
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/285
He should promptly demand Geithner's and Summers' resignations, and should also fire the CEO of AIG, Edward Liddy (as 80% owner of AIG, the US has the power to do that anytime). It would also be a good idea at the same time to fire the CEOs of all the leading banks that are at this point surviving on government bailouts.

Israelity
ISRAEL SOLDIERS SAY THEY WERE
ORDERED TO SHOOT WOMEN AND CHILDREN

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-gaza-probe20-2009mar20,0,1821341.story 
FISK: LIEBERMAN THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO THE MIDDLE EAST
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22251.htm
The Iraqis produced the hateful Saddam, the Iranians created the crackpot Ahmadinejad – for reasons of sanity, I leave out the weird ruler of Libya – and now the Israelis have exalted a man, Avigdor Lieberman, who out-Sharons even Ariel Sharon.

All-melty dollar
ASININE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK:
ETIQUETTE OF ‘FAREWELL E-MAIL’

http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/judgments/2009/03/16/its-been-such-pleasure-working-you 
WILL OUR ECONOMIC COLLAPSE KILL MILLIONS ABROAD?
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/132523/will_our_economic_collapse_cause_the_death_of_millions_abroad/
DESPONDENT JAPANESE HEAD FOR “SUICIDE FOREST”
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/03/19/suicide.forrest.japan/index.html

Enviro Wacko
WAVE GOODBYE TO ALL THE NICE BIRDIES, KIDS!
1/3 OF ALL U.S. SPECIES SET TO DIE

http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/03/19/one-third-of-us-bird-species-are-in-peril/ 

Iraq and Roll
U.S. BOMBS BAGHDAD
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Airstrike_kills_11_insurgents_US_military_0320.html

Jesus H. Christ!
VATICAN INSIDERS: POPE IS A DISASTER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/5018013/Vatican-insiders-declare-the-Pope-a-disaster.html

Mashed Media
MORFORD ON FORECASTS OF DEMISE OF NEWSPAPERS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/20/notes032009.DTL 
The grand upshot? They don't really have any idea. But they have some curious, slippery, hopeful, but ultimately disappointing theories. Theories that, to my mind, consistently miss the mark, in at least one or two vital ways.
TUCKER CARLSON SHOULD GO BACK TO THE BOW TIE
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/tucker-carlson-should-go-back-bow-tie

Animals in the news!
ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SHARK AND SURFER PHOTOS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5017421/Shark-swims-near-surfer-in-Cornwall.html

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

BROADWAY DIMS LIGHTS FOR RICHARDSON
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7954366.stm 

WHAT TO DO TO HERALD SPRING
At least if you live in England
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/20/spring-stephen-moss 

Musique
ARCHIVAL RELEASES FROM MARY HOPKIN
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m3d19-Those-were-the-days--Mary-Hopkin-goes-back-into-her-tape-vaults

Books
OLD CHILDREN’S CLASSICS, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2009/mar/17/classic-childrens-stories-illustrated?picture=344708969 

Film
THE GREATEST MOVIES NEVER MADE
At least a couple that might have been not too bad. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/mar/20/davidlynch

And in the end. . .
SPRING
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&um=1&q=spring 

3/19/09
DAILY CONCERT

DOWN HOME SHAKEDOWN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7DV2D8-4sA 
TWO OF US
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HcqW-TDLMk
HOME ON THE RANGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3gE_zdorf0
SHAKE A HAND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KohTdrO3nHs 
WHEN I GET HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Yyza4MH-Y
SHAKEDOWN STREET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-EI-yid1NY
DOWN AND OUT (RINGO AND GEORGE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n-kQQl8zEo 
HOME SWEET HOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mypgywe49VI


SKYLINES:
FIRST RICHARDSON AMBULANCE WAS TURNED AWAY
Sooner attention might have saved her life?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/international/i211929D23.DTL
Doc talks about head injuries
http://www.whereistheoutrage.net/wordpress/2009/03/18/natasha-richardson-and-head-injuries/ 
Would helmet have saved her?
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1886115,00.htm 

TELEPROMPTER FREEZES---IRISH P.M. GIVES OBAMA’S SPEECH
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/03/18/chaos-in-the-white-house-obamas-teleprompter-blows-up/ 

Stacy Keach Recovering From Stroke
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7952177.stm 

NUDE HIKING IN THE ALPS
We are not making this stuff up
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/17/world/europe/17swiss.html?_r=2&ref=travel

BLACK PRINCESS, WHITE PRINCE, BIG PR FOR DISNEY
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?Critics_lash_out_at_Disneys_first_black_princess&in_article_id=586707&in_page_id=27

DOG EATS CASH, MAKES CHANGE
Money ain’t worth shit? Think again. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/national/a115726D38.DTL 

RUSSIA BANS BABY SEAL HUNTING
Bravo
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/19/seals-hunting-russia-ban 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Mashed Media
CRAMER: STEWART ATTACK ON ME ‘NAÏVE’
Just the kind of “naivete” the media need, Jimbo. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Cramer_Stewart_attack_on_me_naive_0319.html
OH, THAT NAUGHTY JON STEWART IS SOOOO MEAN!!!!
http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2009/03/richard-cohen-fell-for-it-too-therefore.html 
See, our favorite punching bag has decided, unlike everybody else, that Jon Stewart was terribly, terribly unfair to poor Jim Cramer, and that's because he was so busy looking in his couch for spare change that he utterly, completely missed Stewart's point that there were, like, a zillion signs that companies like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, and Citigroup were trading on a dangerously warped and distended bubble.
CRAZY N. KOREA HOLDS TWO U.S. WOMEN JOURNALISTS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7951982.stm
According to the Associated Press news agency, Laura Ling, a Chinese-American, and Euna Lee, a Korean-American - both of whom work for the California-based online media outlet Current TV - were arrested late on Tuesday.
MOST VIOLENT VIDEO GAME EVER
Oh, this will do humanity a lot of good. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/technologynews/5015740/MadWorld-most-violent-computer-game-ever-launched-on-Nintendo-Wii.html

Israelity
ROBERTS: ISRAEL’S AMERICAN CHATTEL
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22241.htm
How is the United States a superpower when it cannot appoint the official who oversees the National Intelligence Estimate without the approval of the Israeli right-wing government and its American agents?

U.S. WON’T PROSECUTE MEDICAL POT
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-medpot19-2009mar19,0,4987571.story
Bill to end mandatory minimum drug sentences introduced
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bill_to_end_mandatory_minimums_for_0319.html 

FORMER POWELL CHIEF OF STAFF: CHENEY IS “EVIL”
And water is wet.
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/18/wilkerson-cheney-evil/ 

Jesus H. Christ!
IMPEACH THE POPE
http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/guestvoices/2009/03/impeach_the_pope.html

Country Over
STUDENTS OUTSOURCING THEIR ESSAYS. . .TO MANILA, KIEV. . .
http://chronicle.com/free/v55/i28/28a00102.htm
EXCLUSIVE! ACTUAL FOOTAGE FROM TYPICAL COLLEGE CLASSROOM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP_xIJFZaoY

COMMENT: IS U.S. FACING ‘WEIMAR’-LIKE BACKLASH?
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/132155/does_america_face_the_risk_of_a_fascist_backlash_/
The U.S. faces a similar "Weimar Moment." The devastating collapse of the economy after eight years of Republican rule has left the leadership, policies, and ideology of the right utterly discredited. But, as was the case with Germany in 1919, Republicans do not intend to allow the new government to succeed. They will do everything they can to undermine it. If they are successful, the U.S. may yet go the way of Weimar Germany.
LINDORFF: OPEN GOVERNMENT IS THE ONLY WAY
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/284
For the most part, the American public has adopted an ovine attitude towards such secrecy, assuming that the “government knows best.”Now, however, with the economic crisis, and the collapse of AIG, Citibank, Bank of America, Merrill Lynch, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, General Motors, Chrysler and other leading US firms, and with bailouts that are putting taxpayers on the hook to the tune of trillions of dollars, the people are waking up, or at least are starting to get restless in their slumber.

Mission Accomplished
NO DRINKABLE WATER IN IRAQ
http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090318/wl_mcclatchy/3191674 
OBAMA WANTS TO DOUBLE U.S. TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_considers_expanding_Afghan_security_force_0319.html 

More Mashed Media
SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE SOLD TO EQUITY FIRM
Now pull it off the web!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/financial/f120336D36.DTL&o= 

All-melty dollar
FED NEVER TOLD OBAMA OF AIG BONUSES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Fed_knew_of_AIG_bonuses_failed_0319.html
WIFE DIVORCES EX-CEO---$43 MILLION NOT ENOUGH
36-year-old Swedish babe parts 67-year-old fool from his money
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/financial/f100259D09.DTL 
CITIGROUP PIGS TO SPEND $10 MILLION ON EXECUTIVE OFFICES
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=adLGVE_YzvUU 

Enviro Wacko
ROBOT FISH FIGHT POLLUTION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5012345/Robotic-fish-are-latest-weapon-in-fight-against-water-pollution.html 

Freedom of what?
HOW I HAD MY GENES DELETED
I've had my DNA struck from police records - now it's over to the rest of you 799,999 innocents
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/mar/19/dna-database-comment 

Spaced out
BAT CLINGS TO SPACE SHUTTLE ROCKET
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Bat-ronaut_clings_on_for_ride_of_his_life&in_article_id=586983&in_page_id=34 
COSMIC TAFFY PULL!
http://features.csmonitor.com/discoveries/2009/03/17/galaxies-caught-in-cosmic-taffy-pull/ 

Oh, by the way. . .
DON’T WORRY---NO MASS GLOBAL UNREST UNTIL 2030
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Mass_global_unrest_to_explode_in_2030&in_article_id=588445&in_page_id=64
ROWER AIMING AT OLYMPICS DIES DURING TRAINING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/5013154/Olympic-rowing-hopeful-Scott-Rennie-dies-from-suspected-heart-attack.html 
’LOST WORLD’ FOUND IN TEXAS CITY
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090318-texas-dinosaurs.html
BOYFRIEND CIRCULATES NUDE PIC, TEEN KILLS HERSELF
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1161112/Teenager-commits-suicide-sexting-nude-photo-boyfriend-life-misery.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

CORLISS: RICHARDSON ALWAYS WORTH WATCHING
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1886270,00.html 
NATASHA RICHARDSON: AN APPRECIATION
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-appreciation19-2009mar19,0,5255723.story 
OBIT
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/theater/19richardson.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
VIDEO RETROSPECTIVE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/video/2009/mar/19/natasha-richardson-life 

For Art’s Sake
IS IT SHAKESPEARE?
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5931174.ece
JAZZY ART
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/mar/19/jazz-age-art?picture=344791015 

Light reading
WHY BRITS HAVE THE BEST GOSSIP
Or. . .How to hypnotize the public with crap
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/4821a5dc-0f5c-11de-ba10-0000779fd2ac.html 
We are encouraged to live, in part, in other people’s private lives and to regard them as models for our own. Jade Goody, a young woman famous for her flamboyance on reality TV shows, is dying of cancer in public, parcelled out in instalments by Max Clifford, her press agent, for the avid beaks of the news media. Goody’s story lifts the sales of tabloids and magazines, fulfilling their need for an emotionally rich, serial story.

And in the end. . .
MUTO
http://www.soulpancake.com/view_post/210246/just-remember-this-word-muto.html 

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/18/09
DAILY CONCERT

UFO’S OVER LONDON!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5007735/UFOs-photographed-over-London.html 

TEENS PHOTOGRAPH SPACE WITH A CAMERA AND BALLOON
Take that, NASA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5005022/Teens-capture-images-of-space-with-56-camera-and-balloon.html 

PHOTOS: SIGNS OF SPRING
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/mar/17/signs-of-spring-competition-shortlist?picture=344705967 

If a public toilet is good enough for Miss Kenya,
it should be good enough for the less glamorous citizens of her nation
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090317-sexy-sanitation.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

WASHINGTON ON $53,000 A DAY
http://www.harpers.org/archive/2009/03/hbc-90004571 
Twenty-eight current members of Congress reported owning stock in AIG last year, worth between $2.5 million and $3.3 million. Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.), one of the richest members of Congress, was by far the biggest investor in AIG, with stock valued around $2 million. Last year AIG and its subsidiaries spent about $9.7 million on federal lobbying, or about $53,000 for every day Congress was in session in 2008.
SENATE STRIPPED MEASURE THAT WOULD HAVE CUT BONUSES FROM BAILOUT
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Senate_quietly_stripped_measure_restricting_bonuses_0318.html 
AIG BOZO CALLS BONUSES “DISTASTEFUL”
Are you allowed to say "distasteful" in public?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/18/national/w042523D29.DTL&tsp=1 
CARTOON
http://www.reachm.com/amstreet/archives/2009/03/16/fearguths-great-snark-hunt-398/ 
DOWD: NO BOILED CARROTS
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/18/opinion/18dowd.html 

CHUCK HAGEL: CHENEY’S CLAIM THAT OBAMA MAKES U.S. UNSAFE---“RIDICULOUS”
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/18/hagel-cheney-rediculous/ 

MEXICAN DRUGLORDS ARMED WITH U.S. GUNS
http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/132120/mexico%27s_drug_war_bloodbath%3A_guns_from_the_u.s._are_destabilizing_the_country/

OBAMA WEIGHS TALIBAN STRIKE IN PAKISTAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/18/world/asia/18terror.html 

Kim Nook Yoo
N. KOREA REFUSES U.S. FOOD AID
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/NKorea_refuses_US_food_amid_missile_03172009.html

Mashed Media
MORE FACEBOOK FACE-OFF
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/18/BU2416GB4F.DTL&tsp=1 
POST-MORTEM FOR THE P.I.
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1885819,00.html 

CHOPRA: LET GO OF THE BLUE SWEATER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/16/chopra031609.DTL 
While America was sleeping for the past eight years, it became clear that the future will take one of two paths. Either the rich countries will find a way to pull the poor countries up to a decent standard of living, or the poor countries will pull the rich down. This didn't used to be such a stark choice. We've lived for centuries in a world where the rich countries could preserve an imbalanced way of life. They had the money, the oil, the bombs, and the political leverage to keep poor countries at a safe distance.

Enviro Wacko
JAPAN’S NEW ECO-FRIENDLY FLAT-SCREENS
Well, friendlier
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1885681,00.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
DEAD SEA SCROLL ALLEGED AUTHORS NEVER EXISTED
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1885421,00.html 

Animals in the news!
ENGLAND : NOT ENOUGH BEAVER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/5007048/Beavers-could-improve-countryside-claims-Natural-England.html 
TERRORIST CHIMPS ARMED WITH CLUBS BREAK INTO BEE HIVES
Notify Homeland Security
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7946614.stm 

Science
WHY IS IT HARD TO REMEMBER JOKES?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/17/science/17angi.html?emc=eta1 
MICROBES DISCOVERED IN STRATOSPHERE
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090318094642.htm 
BRAIN ABNORMALITY IN ADD KIDS
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090317142845.htm 

Oh, by the way. . .
DNA CLEARS RAPE-MURDER CONVICT—AFTER 27 YEARS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/mar/18/prisoner-hodgson-murder-quashed-miscarriage 
OLD SOLDIER VISITS SUB THAT SAVED HIM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2009/03/17/BAEV16IBV5.DTL&o=0
WEST’S LARGEST BUDDHIST STUPA RISES IN SPAIN
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/18/the-west%e2%80%99s-largest-buddhist-stupa-rises-in-spain/ 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

ART LINKLETTER IS 96
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123673035387989403.html?mod=article-outset-box
Mr. Linkletter has been married to his wife, Lois, for 73 years, but he says the one woman he always pined for was Sophia Loren. Grant did have an affair with the actress, and Mr. Linkletter says he jealously asked: "'Cary, was she worth it?' And he said, 'Art, you'd better believe it!'"

THE PRE-FAB HOMES OF SEATTLE
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/prefab_from_seattle_meet_place_homes.php 

MORFORD RELEASES WRITING IN SOMETHING CALLED “BOOK”
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/18/notes031809.DTL

Film
HERE THEY ARE: THE MOVIES’ GREATEST COWARDS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/mar/17/clips-on-the-theme-of-cowardice
Eastwood casts son in next film
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7950488.stm 

Books
AGATHA CHRISTIE’S DESK ON AUCTION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturenews/5011113/Agatha-Christie-writing-desk-to-be-sold-at-auction.html 
RARE U.S./CUBA COLLABORATION SAVES HEMINGWAY’S PAPERS
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/03/18/rare-us-cuban-collaboration-saves-hemingways-papers/
LINGERING STENCH: AIRING THE STALIN ARCHIVES
http://www.newcriterion.com/articles.cfm/The-lingering-stench--airing-Stalin-s-archives-4028 

TOP TEN NUTTIEST LAWS
http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america/ 

And in the end. . .
BIRDIE!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Golfing_parrot_takes_YouTube_by_storm&in_article_id=584920&in_page_id=34 

3/17/09
DAILY CONCERT

‘DAS KAPITAL’---THE MUSICAL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/17/china-das-kapital-marx-stage

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0316/ 

HOW THEY STAIN THE CHICAGO RIVER GREEN
http://features.csmonitor.com/environment/2009/03/16/is-the-dye-in-the-chicago-river-really-green/ 

Mini-dinosaurs prowled North America
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090316173218.htm 

NEW DYLAN ALBUM NEXT MONTH
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/neil_mccormick/blog/2009/03/16/bob_dylan_new_album_and_auntie_problems 
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/17/arts/music/17arts-NEWBOBDYLANA_BRF.html?ref=arts 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Burt's Bees, Tom's of Maine, Naked Juice: Your Favorite Brands?
Take Another Look -- They May Not Be What They Seem

http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/131910/burt%27s_bees%2C_tom%27s_of_maine%2C_naked_juice%3A_your_favorite_brands_take_another_look_--_they_may_not_be_what_they_seem/ 
Burt's Bees is now owned by Clorox, a massive corporate company that has historically cared very little about the environment, but whose main industry is directly associated with harmful chemicals, some of which require warning labels for legal sale. Clorox; yes, that's right -- the bleach company with an estimated revenue of $ 4.8 billion that employs nearly 7,600 workers (now bees) and sells products like Liquid-Plumr, Pine-Sol and Armor All, a far cry from the origins of Burt.

REMEMBERING RACHEL CORRIE---
SIX YEARS AFTER HER DEATH

Amy Goodman interviews her parents in Gaza
http://www.democracynow.org/2009/3/16/on_trip_to_gaza_parents_of
http://www.riprense.com/soldier.htm 

DRUG DECRIMINALIZATION WORKS FINE IN PORTUGAL
http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/03/14/portugal/index.html 
Evaluating the policy strictly from an empirical perspective, decriminalization has been an unquestionable success, leading to improvements in virtually every relevant category and enabling Portugal to manage drug-related problems (and drug usage rates) far better than most Western nations that continue to treat adult drug consumption as a criminal offense.

AFGHAN OCCUPATION A ‘MISTAKE’---42 PERCENT OF AMERICANS
http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20090317/1apoll17_st.art.htm

OBAMA’S SERIOUS ABOUT TAKING AN AXE TO CORRUPTION, WASTE IN PENTAGON
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/131727/obama%27s_serious_about_taking_an_axe_to_corruption_and_waste_at_the_pentagon/ 

KUCINICH WANTS PROBE OF “CHENEY ASSASSINATION RING”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Kucinich_requests_investigation_into_executive_assassination_0316.html 

Israelity
'Netanyahu and Lieberman Are the Gravediggers of the Peace Process'
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,613791,00.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
CRAZY POPE: CONDOMS WORSEN AIDS CRISIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/5005357/Pope-Benedict-XVI-condoms-make-Aids-crisis-worse.html

VETERAN ON CROSS-COUNTRY BIKE TRIP DIES
http://www.navytimes.com/news/2009/03/ap_vet_bike_031609/

Mashed Media
TEN REASONS THAT FACEBOOK STINKS
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/131866/10_reasons_why_facebook_now_sucks_/ 

COMMENT: THE COUNTRY NEEDS A CORRECTOR GENERAL
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/13/the-country-needs-a-corrector-general/ 

(Lack of) Health
DIABETES CURE CLOSER---
LIVER USED TO REGULATE SUGAR

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/5001343/Diabetes-cure-a-step-closer-after-liver-used-to-regulate-blood-sugar.html 
CHINESE FOOT MASSAGE GAINS TOEHOLD IN SAN GABRIEL VALLEY
http://content.usatoday.net/dist/custom/gci/InsidePage.aspx?cId=californianonline&sParam=30359487.story&POE=click-refer 

Animals in the news!
POLAR BEARS FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL IN MELTING ARCTIC
‘Twas sad as sad could be. . .
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,613637,00.html 
FREE THE CHIMPS
http://www.alternet.org/story/131900/chimps_r_us%3A_how_much_longer_are_we_going_to_keep_our_cousins_as_pets/ 
CRAZY AUSSIES TO SOLVE ‘ROO OVERPOPULATION---BY SHOOTING THEM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/16/international/i233208D65.DTL 

Obit
COY WATSON, ELDEST OF FAMED WATSON BROS. OF L.A. PHOTOJOURNALISM
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-coy-watson17-2009mar17,0,7619604.story 
“MR. MAGOO” CREATOR MILLARD KAUFMAN
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7947692.stm 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

LINDORFF: HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE---BRING BACK THE THUMB!
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/282
It took us about 10 days to reach Tok Junction in Alaska at the northern terminus of the Alaskan Highway that coursed from Whitehorse, Yukon to the Alaskan border. We then hitched around the state visiting the sights and the cities of the nation’s last frontier region. It was the beginning of a decade of hitch-hiking adventures that took me, and later my wife Joyce and me down the east coast to Florida, across the country to Washington, Oregon and California, and to many states and places in between.

Lost Angeles
MARINA DEL BOONDOGGLE
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_pier_pointe_goes_to_lee_homes_urban_land_institute_tackles_the_stimulus.php 

Film
NEW SACHA BARON COHEN MOVIE PREVIEWED IN TEXAS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/5004047/Borat-star-Sacha-Baron-Cohen-previews-new-movie-Bruno-in-Texas.html 

CATS’ DILEMMA: DANGER OUTSIDE, BOREDOM INSIDE
What’s a catman to do?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/17/petscol031709.DTL 

COMMENT BY INSANE FEMALE NARCISSIST
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1162263/They--hard-women-happy.html

Books
BRITISH LIBRARY MISLAYS 9,000 BOOKS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/mar/17/british-library-books-mein-kampf 
FRENCH TEENS GO MAD FOR “WUTHERING HEIGHTS”
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/03/16/wuthering-heights-hot-book-du-jour-for-french-teens/ 

And in the end. . .
“MINI-SUPERSTAR”
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/15/superstar-huge-heart/

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/16/09
DAILY CONCERT

LOOKING FOR CHANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFHkdpIqIcs 
PLEASE DON'T EVER CHANGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDV7YSEOSt4
CHANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8
A CHANGE IS GONNA COME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyZDy2ElX6c
A CHANGE IS GONNA COME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CyDo1M_xsE
THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgECKj9LSH4
CHANGE THE WORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGDIxcuPT7s
SING THE CHANGES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tajgk7kfVo 

skylines:
ROBOT ON ‘CATWALK’
What else is new?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionnews/5000769/Japanese-catwalk-robot-unveiled.html 
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/16/international/i070251D77.DTL&tsp=1 
Accompanying music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxeKGXvgfv8 

WOULD-BE MODELS RIOT FOR TYRA
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7945775.stm 

OLSON GETS OUT TOMORROW AFTER 7 YEARS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/15/state/n134954D02.DTL

DUDLEY MOORE AND PETER COOKE ESCAPED PROSECUTION FOR OBSCENITY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/mar/16/peter-cook-dudley-moore-dpp 
In the most memorable of the sketches, the Worst Job I Ever Had, Clive [Cook] claims he once nursed Jayne Mansfield through an affliction he referred to as "lobstericimus bumbequissimus" - removing lobsters from her rectum.

ATTACK OF THE GIANT SAND WORMS!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/4995386/Giant-sand-worms-lived-in-Torbay-scientists-claim.html

MAN GIVES NOTICE ON CAKE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5000243/Man-resigns-from-job-by-handing-in-notice-on-cake.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

SLIDE SHOW: STORES THAT ARE NO MORE
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1884100,00.html

Israelity
ISRAELI SOLDIER SHOOTS AMERICAN
IN FACE WITH TEAR GAS

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Video_of_American_allegedly_shot_by_0314.html
RAIMUNDO: CHANGE YOU CAN’T COUNT ON
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14405
As a reward for killing 1,400 Palestinians in the Gaza blitzkrieg, ignoring U.S. demands to stop the building of "settlements" on the West Bank, and vigorous efforts to breach our security and steal highly classified information via its Washington fifth column, Tel Aviv has been reassured by President Barack Obama that $30 billion in aid will not be cut.
EHRENREICH: ZIONISM IS THE PROBLEM
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-ehrenreich15-2009mar15,0,6684861.story
For the last several decades, though, it has been all but impossible to cry out against the Israeli state without being smeared as an anti-Semite, or worse. To question not just Israel's actions, but the Zionist tenets on which the state is founded, has for too long been regarded an almost unspeakable blasphemy.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
MAYHEM RETURNS TO N. IRELAND

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/16/opinion/16park.html 

Animals in the news!
WHY IN THE HELL ARE HUMANS
ALLOWED TO HUNT POLAR BEARS???

This is just so incredibly vile. . .
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/hunters-under-fire-in-battle-to-save-polar-bear-from-extinction-1645731.html
ONE WOMAN’S FIGHT AGAINST ANIMAL SUFFERING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/16/moneytales031609.DTL 
Accompanying music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFHkdpIqIcs 

‘GIMME A F----N’ BREAK’---BIDEN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Biden_drops_fbomb_not_realizing_mic_0316.html 

All-Melty Dollar
BERNANKE: RECESSION WILL END NEXT YEAR
Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE52E22520090316 
OBAMA FAILS TO HALT AIG’S BIG BONUSES
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/obama-fails-to-halt-aigs-165m-bonus-payments-1645749.html
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/131721/aig_bonuses_scandal%3A_ceos_take_our_billions_and_are_accountable_to_no_one/ 
CHENEY: DON’T BLAME US!
(Isn’t it about time for Dick’s big heart attack?)
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Cheney_Dont_blame_Bush_team_for_0315.html
JOB LOSSES HITTING BLACK MALES WORST
http://features.csmonitor.com/economyrebuild/2009/03/15/job-losses-hit-black-men-hardest/ 
IN SF, EVERYBODY’S AN EXECUTIVE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/15/BAFD16F31K.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1

Repugnicans

Mashed Media
CHENEY ON LIMBAUGH: “I LOVE HIM”
Maybe they should have intercourse
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/03/15/limbaugh-gets-big-time-support-from-dick-cheney/ 
STEELE CALLS HALT TO TV APPEARANCES
Before they call halt to him
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/15/steele-media/ 
POMPOUS JERK TUCKER CARLSON CALLS JON STEWART ‘POMPOUS JERK’
At least he’s a funny pompous jerk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE 
FOX CALLS CNN ‘COMMIE NEWS NETWORK’
Country gone
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Fox_host_says_CNN_could_be_0316.html
TUCSON CITIZEN CLOSES AFTER 138 YEARS
Take the papers OFF the web. . .
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003951589 

Enviro Wacko
BYE-BYE, BIG APPLE---
NEW YORK SEAS TO RISE TWICE AS MUCH

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090315-new-york-sea-level.html 

(Lack of) Health
CYBERCHONDRIA: DIAGNOSING YOURSELF ON-LINE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/4986309/Online-self-diagnosis-leads-surfers-to-fear-the-worst.html 
OLD AGE BEGINS AT 27
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4995546/Old-age-begins-at-27-as-mental-powers-start-to-decline-scientists-find.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA ATHLETES ROUTINELY FAKE THEIR AGES
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7945832.stm 

Oh, by the way. . .
PUSSY CLUB OFFERS FLAT-RATE SERVICE TO STIMULATE LIMP ECONOMY
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,613617,00.html 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Lost Angeles
GETTY TO SLASH BUDGET
President James Wood said the financial stability of the Getty, the world's richest arts institution,
could "fall off a huge cliff" if it delayed drastic cuts and hard times continued.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/arts/la-et-getty16-2009mar16,0,973987.story

DEATH OF NEIGHBORHOOD
BEFORE:
http://www.riprense.com/Houseoflou.htm 
AFTER:
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/rent_check_west_las_mississippi_lofts.php 
THEY CALL THIS “BOHO LIFE” IN VENICE---FOR $3450 A MONTH
You have to be filthy rich to be “bohemian” nowadays, it seems
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/rent_check_venice_boardwalk_loft.php 

WAVE GOODBYE TO THE NICE DICTIONARIES---
HERE COMES ‘WORDNIK’

http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/16/new-online-dictionary-redefines-look-it-up/
Ms. McKean’s brainchild is called Wordnik, and it combines the best practices of the old-fashioned desk reference with Internet innovations. Words can be tagged like a blog entry, their pronunciation recorded and replayed like streaming radio, their related words cataloged like a list of books customers also bought at an online book depot. When the paper page gives way to the Web page, everything about the way we think of words will change, McKean says. “This project,” she predicts in a quiet voice devoid of bravado, “is going to completely revolutionize all of dictionarymaking forever.”

AN APPRECIATION OF TERRY SOUTHERN
http://www.dissidentvoice.org/2009/01/strange-loves-magic-christians-and-so-much-more-an-appreciation-of-terry-southern/ 

Film
REVIEW: ‘TOKYO SONATA’
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0314/p25s02-almo.html 

Books
THE LOST CITY OF Z
http://features.csmonitor.com/books/2009/02/25/the-lost-city-of-z/

For Art’s Sake
EUGENE GRASSET
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/03/art_eugene_grasset.htm 

And in the end. . .
IN MEMORIAM: ALAN LIVINGSTON
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_W._Livingston 
BOZO UNDER THE SEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TlNbMBXk 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIZQujBrw8 

3/13/09
DAILY CONCERT

A MAN AND HIS KITTY-CAT
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Bather_cools_off_with_giant_lioness&in_article_id=580750&in_page_id=34

FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090312-friday-13th.html 

PLOP STAR
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Beth_looks_absolutely_flabulous_at_Fendi_party&in_article_id=580734&in_page_id=7 

THE JOKER IS SHOT AND KILLED IN FLORIDA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/13/police-shoot-man-dressed-as-joker 

DON’T BUY LARGE EGGS
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5884068.ece 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

CHINA HAS U.S. BY THE ASS
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090313/ap_on_bi_ge/as_china_us_economy
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/14/world/asia/14china.html?_r=1&hp 
Premier Wen Jiabao's message is unlikely to be misunderstood at the White House. It is counting on Beijing to help pay for its stimulus package by buying U.S. bonds. China already is Washington's biggest foreign creditor, with an estimated $1 trillion in U.S. government debt. A weaker dollar would erode the value of those assets.
Reynolds on Jiabao’s press conference
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/ 

Mashed Media
NPR CANCELS ALL NEWSPAPER SUBSCRIPTIONS
http://poynter.org/forum/view_post.asp?id=13855 
FACEBOOK WANTS TO READ YOUR MIND
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1885010,00.html
TONY CASTRO: JIM BELLOWS, HOLLYWOOD, THE HER-EX
http://tonycastro.typepad.com/tony_castro/2009/03/jim-bellows-in-excelsis.html
Newspapers were information dinosaurs in their late Jurassic period, and Jim may have been the only one among us who knew it. I always sensed his heart wasn’t in the Herald Examiner. Not really, and some of us suspected taking the job at a newspaper that was already near collapse had been his way of getting closer to Hollywood where he later became managing editor of television’s “Entertainment Tonight.”


LATEST JAPANESE FOOD INSANITY:
GIVE DYING TUNA ACUPUNCTURE---THEY TASTE BETTER

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/11/acupuncture-sushi-combination/ 

Israelity
RAIMUNDO: FREEMAN’S VICTORY OVER ISRAEL LOBBY
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14394
The nixing of Charles "Chas" Freeman from a post as head of the National Intelligence Council is not, as is commonly averred, a victory for the Israel lobby. It is, instead, a Pyrrhic victory – that is, a victory so costly that it really amounts to a defeat for them. Sure, they managed to keep out a trenchant critic of their Israel-centric and grossly distorted view of a proper American foreign policy, and, yes, they managed to smear him and put others on notice that someone with his views is radioactive, as far as a high-level job in the foreign policy establishment is concerned. And yet – and yet ….
WALT ON FREEMAN WITHDRAWAL
http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2009/03/11/on_chas_freemans_withdrawal
First, for all of you out there who may have questioned whether there was a powerful "Israel lobby," or who admitted that it existed but didn't think it had much influence, or who thought that the real problem was some supposedly all-powerful "Saudi lobby," think again.
DUMBASS HAMAS KEEPS LOBBING ROCKETS AT ISRAEL
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0314/p25s07-wome.html
LEVY: WHY DO THE SWEDES HATE US?
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1070657.html 
Meanwhile, two pointless wars in two years were not enough to achieve this. Maybe the time will indeed come when the world will get fed up with this aggression and violence of ours, which endanger world peace, and will say at long last: No more occupation, no more wars perpetrated by Israel for which the world has to pay. Perhaps when Israel's dream team of Netanyahu-Lieberman-Ya'alon faces the American dream team of Obama-Clinton, conservatives versus liberals, warmongers versus seekers of negotiation - something will happen then.

War in Error
MADDOW: ARE WE OVERLOOKING HOME-GROWN TERRORISTS?
Sure. Starting with Rush Limbaugh.
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/maddow-wonders-if-we-have-been-overl 
OBAMA TO SEND GITMO PRISONERS TO SAUDIS FOR “REHAB”
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/obama_planning_to_send_gitmo_prisoners_to_saudi_arabia_for_%22rehabilitation%22/#131474
U.S. SECURITY TO COPY “BLADE RUNNER”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2009/mar/13/lie-detector-biometrics-eye-bladerunner 

All-melty dollar
STEWART TO JIM CRAMER: “IT’S NOT A F---ING GAME!”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Stewart_to_Cramer_Its_not_fking_0313.html 
WHO WON?
http://tunedin.blogs.time.com/2009/03/13/stewartcramer-whos-this-song-about/ 

Good news
OREGON TO GROW AND TAX POT?
Fine idea.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/State_of_Oregon_may_grow_tax_0312.html
 
People’s Repugnic
‘GRASS-MUD HORSE’ PAWS AT CHINA CENSORSHIP
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/world/asia/12beast.html?em 

Enviro Wacko
AUSSIE BEACHES WIPED OUT BY SLICK
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Aussie_beaches_disaster_zone_after_toxic_0313.html

Animals in the news!
4 MILLION-YEAR-OLD GREAT WHITE
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090312-shark-jaw-picture.html 
MONKEYS FLOSS WITH HUMAN HAIR
Well, we're good for something
. . .
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090312-monkeys-floss.html
OLD PARROT ENTERTAINED CHURCHILL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4985813/Parrot-pictured-with-Winston-Churchill-still-drawing-a-crowd-after-67-years.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
WWII SOLDIERS IN UNMARKED GRAVES TO BE ID’D
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4985619/WWI-soldiers-buried-in-unmarked-graves-could-be-identified-says-historian.html 
‘VAMPIRE’ REMAINS FOUND
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4984727/Vampire-discovered-in-Italy.html 

And in more important matters. . .

REDESIGNING PARIS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/mar/13/architects-reveal-grand-paris-redesign
Today, French president Nicolas Sarkozy will receive the ten architects selected to create Le Grand Paris. Richard Rogers is one of them. Earlier this week, they each gave a 30-minute presentation of their visions (see it here). The task is herculean, the mission quasi-impossible, but the challenge absolutely irresistible for any ambitious architect.

Lost Angeles
ANOTHER BIG BOX FOR LITTLE TOKYO
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_33.php

Musique
THE CLARINETTIST AS COMPOSER
And the composer as clarinettist
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/mar/13/jorg-widmann-clarinettist-wigmore-hall 

For Art’s Sake
CHAGALL: FROM SHTETL TO CHATEAU
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/22471 
With the death in 1944 of his remarkable first wife, Bella, whose loving and stabilizing presence fostered Chagall's creativity, we can add his name to twentieth-century art's roll call of egotistical monsters. Bella's successor, Chagall's British-born companion Virginia Haggard, would leave him, but not before he had beaten her to the ground with his fists.
TRASHY ART
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0313/p13s03-alar.html 

Film
MARIANNE FAITHFULL’S LIFE TO BE FILM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7941643.stm 

Where ya goin’?
HAWAII IS CHEAP
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/13/alohafriday031309.DTL&type=travel 
WILDFLOWERS IN NOCAL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/12/SPLM16CJ0V.DTL&type=living 
DENMARK, HOME OF. . .GANG WARFARE?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/08/TRDH1696P7.DTL

And in the end. . .
YOKO’S REMARKABLE HOME MOVIES
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=244465582&blogId=476198617 
 

3/12/09
DAILY CONCERT


PHISH BANKROLLED FEDS WHO BUSTED FANS AT REUNION SHOW
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Phish_paid_for_police_presence_at_0310.html 
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/10/phish-shows-net-numerous-arrests/ 

PHELPS WHEATIES ON EBAY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=55&entry_id=36845

GOD HELP US: HARVEY LEVIN LECTURES CAL JOURNALISM SCHOOL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/11/MNMJ16DPR8.DTL 

OCTOPUSSY BUYS HOUSE
Being broke, narcissistic, stupid, and insane apparently pays well
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/09/state/n112950D31.DTL 

Photos of the day:
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0311/ 

Quotatious:
http://www.time.com/time/quotes

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

THE RIP POST EMPHATICALLY AGREES:
SOCCER IS RUINING AMERICA

(not that there is much left to ruin)
http://www.firstthings.com/onthesquare/?p=1329 
Soccer is running America into the ground, and there is very little anyone can do about it. Social critics have long observed that we live in a therapeutic society that treats young people as if they can do no wrong. Every kid is a winner, and nobody is ever left behind, no matter how many times they watch the ball going the other way. Whether the dumbing down of America or soccer came first is hard to say, but soccer is clearly an important means by which American energy, drive, and competitiveness is being undermined to the point of no return. What other game, to put it bluntly, is so boring to watch?

HERSH: CHENEY RAN “ASSASSINATION RING”
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Hersh_US_has_been_running_executive_0311.html 
"It’s an executive assassination ring essentially, and it’s been going on and on and on," Hersh stated. "Under President Bush’s authority, they’ve been going into countries, not talking to the ambassador or the CIA station chief, and finding people on a list and executing them and leaving. That’s been going on, in the name of all of us."

CAFFERTY: GOP IS A CARTOON
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/03/10/cafferty.republicans/index.html?iref=newssearch

FREE THE SHOE-THROWER!
Brave man's protest gets him three years in jail
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Iraq_court_jails_Bush_shoethrower_for_0312.html 

Israelity
DID ISRAEL LOBBY BLOCK FREEMAN?
Does a home have a TV?
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0312/p99s01-duts.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/washington/12lobby.html?_r=1&emc=eta1
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/130372 
In an angry letter sent to U.S. foreign policy officials following his announcement, Freeman accused the "Israel lobby" of deliberately slandering him.
SPIES: ISRAEL NO FRIEND OF U.S.
http://axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_29820.shtml 
Scratch a counterintelligence officer in the US government and they'll tell you that Israel is not a friend to the United States. This is because Israel runs one of the most aggressive and damaging espionage networks targeting the US. The fact of Israeli penetration into the country is not a subject oft-discussed in the media or in the circles of governance, due to the extreme sensitivity of the US-Israel relationship coupled with the burden of the Israel lobby, which punishes legislators who dare to criticize the Jewish state.

Mashed Media
NYT MEDIA CRITIC CALLS FOR PAPERS TO GET OFF THE WEB!
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/is_collusion_the_answer_f.php
The Rip Post said this first, weeks ago. It’s the only solution.

http://www.riprense.com/dreamnewspaper.htm 
CITIES GO FROM TWO PAPERS TO ONE. . .TO ZERO?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/business/media/12papers.html?em 
WATCH: MATTHEWS MAKES FLEISCHER LOOK LIKE THE FOOL THAT HE IS
See Ari try to make Bush look good. See Ari lie. See Ari distort. See Ari smile smugly.
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/matthews-smacks-down-fleischer-over-bush-keeping-us-safe 
JON CARROLL ON JIM BELLOWS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/11/DD9M16C309.DTL 

Enviro Wacko
WAVE GOODBYE TO THE CALIFORNIA COASTLINE, KIDS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/12/MNTK16DEBF.DTL 
CHINA AIMS TO REVERSE DEFORESTATION?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/video/2009/mar/11/green-wall-forest-logging 
Maybe they'd better get rid of that brown cloud first
http://www.nasa.gov/vision/earth/environment/brown_cloud.html
WAVE GOODBYE TO THE AMAZON, KIDS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/4976275/Amazon-rainforest-at-risk-of--ecological-catastrophe.html 

Animals in the news!
NEW GPS HELPS YOU AVOID ANIMALS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090311-roadkill-GPS.html 
CROC EATS SHARK
Bon apetit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4976147/Crocodile-devours-shark-in-battle-Down-Under.html 

(Lack of) Health
STATINS STOLE MY MEMORY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/4974840/Wonder-drug-that-stole-my-memory.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
ARTIFICIAL LIFE IN FIVE YEARS---SCIENTISTS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/4974917/Artificial-life-could-be-created-within-five-years.html 
Wait---someone beat them to it!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4976051/Michael-Jackson-mania-returns-as-fans-scramble-for-London-concert-tickets.html 

And in more important matters. . .

FANS REJECT NEW ‘POTTER’ FILM AT SNEAK PREVIEW
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4977774/Harry-Potter-fans-of-JK-Rowling-series-disappointed-at-preview-of-latest-film-Half-Blood-Prince.html 

All-melty dollar
OH, THE TRAGEDY OF IT!
GIGI CAN’T AFFORD THAT $543 DRESS. . .
CAN’T “INVEST” IN THOSE $200 SHOES! OH, WOE!

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=101758012 
Still, she manages to have a fun, exciting lifestyle on a budget. She has friends who invite her to the symphony, or events like a networking luncheon on a rooftop terrace. (OR: How to be a narcissistic fad-following airhead for less money.)
DEPRESSION CHIC: EAT YOUR BEANS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0311/p17s01-lifo.html 

Fashionism
THE LATEST MADNESS FROM PARIS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/mar/12/paris-fashion-week-chloe-kenzo-john-galliano?picture=344498703 

Musique
THE RETURN OF THE MANDOLIN
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/03/11/a-mandolin-revival-creates-the-montana-sound/ 

MAN TO GET EYEBALL CAMERA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/4973810/Filmmaker-to-have-Six-Million-Dollar-Man-camera-fitted-in-eye.html 

Auto Motive
GENEVA AUTO SHOW
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/g/a/2009/03/11/Geneva_Auto_Show_2009.DTL&o=27&type=autos 

Books
CONLEY ON THE ‘TWITTERATI’
http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=agonies_of_the_twitterati 
Conley emphasizes four forces that drive contemporary social change. New technologies create a 24/7, sped-up work life that continuously intrudes on family time. Growing income inequality makes those near the top envious and insecure, leading them to work ever harder. Women's participation in paid work erodes community life, breaks down the boundary between work and leisure, and strains families. And the networked society permits an almost infinite number of selves -- virtual and actual -- as people participate in multiple communities of varying depth and reality, from the anonymous others who "recommend" films on Netflix, to friends of friends on Facebook, to the avatars in virtual social universes.
THE ENDURING CULT OF THE VAMPIRE
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2009/03/16/090316crat_atlarge_acocella?currentPage=al 
Later, between sobs, Mina relates what happened. She was in bed with Jonathan when a strange mist crept into the room. Soon, it congealed into the figure of a man—Count Dracula. “With a mocking smile, he placed one hand upon my shoulder and, holding me tight, bared my throat with the other, saying as he did so: ‘First, a little refreshment to reward my exertions . . .’ And oh, my God, my God, pity me! He placed his reeking lips upon my throat!” The Count took a long drink. Then he drew back, and spoke sweet words to Mina. “Flesh of my flesh,” he called her, “my bountiful wine-press.”

Where ya goin’?
POMPEII AND PIZZA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/mar/11/naples-italy-city-guide 
CASS HOUSE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/11/NSRG164K9U.DTL&type=travel 

And in the end. . .
DRACUFISH
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090311-dracula-fish-photo.html 

 

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/06/09
DAILY CONCERT

JAMBO BWANA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gk7GGTiqwg
JAMBO BWANA---LIVE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nfJwcVXoiU
JAMBO BWANA---LIP-SYNCH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siRKUB9WTgA
MAMBO JAMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jan1JOw9ioM 
MAMBO ITALIANO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S-7Ap6J_FU 
MUMBO JUMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulXHPv4TNsE 
MUMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raR9z1F909g
BAD MAMA JAMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sl5VurCaIQ
AKIRA JIMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sp9Jo-nI48
JUMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Salr5P0Qpgg
YOJIMBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgswymaBuDk
RAMALAMADINGDONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4

SKYLINES:
CIA TRIED TO RECRUIT GLORIA ESTEFAN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4947063/Singer-Gloria-Estefan-says-CIA-tried-to-recruit-her-as-a-spy.html 

MANNY RAMIREZ IS HAPPY---ISN’T IT WONDERFUL!
Now we can all sleep.
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/manny_im_in_a_happy_place_1.php 

AIN’T LOVE GRAND?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Paris_locks_tongues_with_new_man&in_article_id=571333&in_page_id=7 

MAN FALLS OFF CLIFF TWICE
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Man_falls_down_the_same_cliff_twice&in_article_id=571350&in_page_id=34 

GIANT SAUSAGE
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/photogalleries/week-in-news-pictures-120/index.html

NAKED MAN FESTIVAL
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/11/23/naked-man-festival/

MORFORD ON THE WEATHER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/06/notes030609.DTL

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

HUMANS SEARCH FOR NEW EARTH
This one’s pretty well shot. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/4946877/NASA-Kepler-telescope-to-hunt-for-Earth-like-planets.html

ICELANDERS KNITTING THEIR WAY OUT OF BANKRUPTCY
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0306/p01s03-wogn.html

BABY BOOMERS GOING BUST
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/130361/is_the_future_going_down_the_drain_baby_boomers_going_bust/ 

Repugnicans
STEELE ON WAY OUT AFTER TRASHING LIMBAUGH?
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/03/05/conservatives-say-limbaugh-steele-feud-could-mean-the-end-for-gop-chair/
ROVE A ‘TWO-HEADED RATTLESNAKE’—FORMER ‘BAMA GOV.
And you thought he was just a pigboy. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Siegelman_Rove_a_twoheaded_rattlesnake_0306.html 

Iraq and Roll
U.S. MILITARY OFFICER STEALS $690K IN IRAQ ‘RELIEF FUNDS’
Hell, it was better spent on him, anyhow. . .
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_officer_charged_with_stealing_Ir_03052009.html 
WHY 10,000 UGANDANS ARE SERVING IN IRAQ
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0306/p04s02-woaf.html 

Obama Nation
OBAMA’S BUSH LEAGUE DECISION
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/03/06/state_secrets_obama/
The president's lawyers continue to block access to information that could expose warrantless wiretapping. Is this change we can believe in?
OBAMA REVERSES BUSH DECISION ON ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/03/obama-bush-endangered-species-act-us

Israelity
CLINTON DRAGS OUT THE “UNHELPFUL” WORD
Oh, such harsh rhetoric! Not since Rumsfeld have we heard such sharp language!
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/clinton-israels-demolition-plans-unhe 

Spaced out
MOONBASE: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/03/05/moon-base-location-location-location/ 
JAPAN TO PUT ROBOT ON MOON?
http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/tre5251rs-us-japan-space/ 

Mashed Media
SF CHRON TO CUT 225 JOBS
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003948862

(Lack of) health
FLASH! POKEMON ‘CAUSES AGGRESSION’

And humans cause Pokemon
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/children_shealth/4946220/Cartoons-like-Pokemon-can-make-children-aggressive.html 

Obit
FOOTBALL HALL OF FAMER GEORGE MCAFEE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/06/sports/football/06mcafee.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

Oh, by the way. . .
A MILLION STARVE IN SUDAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/After_government_retaliation_a_million_face_0305.html

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

SWISS WATCH FOUND IN 400-YEAR-OLD CHINESE TOMB
Proof that watches get lost!
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/03/05/hundredyear-tomb-reveals-swiss-watch/ 

Books
SHE KNEW THEM ALL
Ben Franklin, Marie-Antoinette, Louis XVI, Talleyrand, Hamilton, Napoleon, Madame de Staël, Washington, Mohawk Indians
http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/adamson_03_09.html 
Where is the bailout for book critics?
http://moreintelligentlife.com/story/where-bailout-book-critics 
BLUFFING ABOUT BOOKS IS A CIVILIZED ART
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/4944520/Why-bluffing-about-books-is-a-civilised-art.html 
Lying and cheating are not normally admirable traits, but I'd make an exception in the case of literature. A survey of 1,342 people carried out for World Book Day yesterday suggested that two thirds of us lie in saying that we've read books that we haven't. Why ever not? Fibbing about our reading habits demonstrates a tacit acknowledgement that there are a number of books we ought to have read.

MUSICIANS HAVE BIO ADVANTAGE IN ID’ING EMOTIONS
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/03/090303161427.htm 

Thought for food
THREE SF RESTAURANTS MARK 30 YEARS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/05/DD8M1674S2.DTL&type=food 

And in the end. . .
HEAD JOBS
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Artist_re-creates_woodland_scenes_on_his_own_skull&in_article_id=570112&in_page_id=34 
 

hit 'refresh' for updates
3/05/09
DAILY CONCERT

MAN GETS HUNGRY, KILLS AND EATS CO-RIDER ON GREYHOUND BUS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/4942591/Greyhound-bus-killer-decapitated-man-then-ate-his-organs.html 

HIS HEART’S IN THE RIGHT PLACE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4943410/Baby-boy-recovering-after-operation-to-move-heart-from-wrong-side-of-his-chest.html

18-YEAR-OLD WRITES: “I AM ADDICTED TO MASTURBATION”
(No pun intended.) Read the “expert advice” from the brilliant therapist! And uh. . .when you’re 18, aren’t you supposed to be addicted to masturbation?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/mar/05/sexual-healing-masturbation 

BARBARA BUSH RECOVERING FROM HEART SURGERY
But. . .but. . .she has no heart!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/04/national/a181852S32.DTL&tsp=1 

If the moon was made of dung. . .
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/03/cartoon_man_in_the_moon_of_dung.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Iraq and Roll
REPUG REP. WANTS TO DECLARE “VICTORY” IN IRAQ
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/04/steve-king-declares-victory/ 
WHAT IRAQ VICTORY LOOKS LIKE:
http://icasualties.org/Iraq/index.aspx 
http://www.justforeignpolicy.org/iraq/iraqdeaths.html 
http://www.nationalpriorities.org/costofwar_home
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/4941949/Bomb-kills-10-in-Hillah-cattle-market-south-of-Baghdad.html 

LINDORFF: KISS THE BANKS GOODBYE AND REBUILD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/279
When former companies like Citicorp and AIG are history, and when former Lehman Brothers, Citibank and AIG managers, as well as most of the Pentagon Brass, are out working at civilian conservation corps camps helping to restore watersheds or replant forests, we will know that the government has finally “gotten” it.

FEINSTEIN TOP CALIF. GOV. CHOICE, BROWN SECOND
---AND VILLARAIGOSA THIRD?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/05/MNSH1698RD.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1

47,000 AMERICANS HAVE TAX-FREE SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1883217,00.html 

PIGBOY ROVE WILL TESTIFY IN PRIVATE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Rove_agrees_to_testify_under_oath_0304.html 

All-melty dollar
COLLECTING FROM DEADBEATS, ALMOST LITERALLY
Good old Uncle Sam. . .no shame. . .
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/04/business/04dead.html?em 
WYNN’S ASTONISHING ENCORE
Massive hotel opens, while Vegas homes are foreclosed
http://www.time.com/time/travel/article/0,31542,1883151,00.html 

Mashed Media
WHY DID FLA. RAMPAGE SHOOTING
OF LATINOS GET SO LITTLE PRESS?

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/what-motivated-florida-gunman-open-f
INTERVIEW: ‘A BANKRUPT MEDIA COMPANY IS BETTER THAN A GOV’T.-FUNDED ONE’
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,611534,00.html 
HOW CAN BILL PLASCHKE CELEBRATE DOGTURDS' SINGING OF RAMIREZ?
By the way, Bill, paragraphs can be more than one-sentence long
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-plaschke-manny-ramirez5-2009mar05,0,5384477.column 

Obama Nation
THIS AIN’T NO SECULAR WHITE HOUSE. . .
http://www.alternet.org/rights/129920/is_obama_bringing_too_much_religion_into_the_white_house/ 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA, TAIWAN TALKS TO END ’60 YEARS OF HOSTILITY’
Fat chance.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/taiwan/4943496/China-and-Taiwan-talks-to-end-60-years-of-hostility.html 

Animals in the news!
MOST ENDANGERED MAMMAL FILMED
Oh, leave the poor thing alone. . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/05/javan-rhino-wwf-footage 

Spaced out
SIDE BY SIDE
http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE5236EO20090304 

Obit
HORTON FOOTE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/05/theater/05foote.html?ref=obituaries

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

REMEMBERING THE SUMMER OF ‘65
http://krlabeat.sakionline.net/issue/28aug65.pdf

SAVANT LEARNS GERMAN IN A WEEK
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,611381,00.html 
Tammet can speak Romanian, Gaelic, Welsh and seven other languages. He learned Icelandic in a week for a TV documentary, at the end of which he gave a live interview on television. He felt somewhat nervous, but was able to speak quite fluently with the show's host. He even dared to make a joke in Icelandic, which is generally dreaded for its complexity. He still speaks the language today.

ATTACK OF THE ROBOT TEACHERS!
They take roll, they get angry. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4942136/Robot-teacher-that-can-take-the-register-and-get-angry.html 

Thought for food
CHEF RAMSAY IN THE STEW WITH BANKS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4942290/Gordon-Ramsay-in-hot-water-with-his-banks-overdue-accounts-show.html
EAT LOCAL, EVEN IN WINTER
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0304/p17s01-lifo.html

Light Reading
LOST IN THE ARCHIVES
http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=d485dj23z8vmzltmlxsrl7npgfyv5wwk 
When I tell people that the five years I spent researching and writing my last book included about a month and a half of work in the French national archives, they often look skeptical or even laugh, saying, "Right, research in France. That sounds really tough." Sometimes they pantomime the copious drinking of wine. Or they ask why anyone needs to go to the archives at all, since everything is now on the Internet.

For Art’s Sake
PATTY MILCH, ART SLEUTH
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123621345176235047.html 

Musique
RINGO, PAUL TO PERFORM TOGETHER?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7924392.stm 
Watch: Dhani Harrison’s “newnumbertwo”
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=684653890959 

Where ya goin’?
THAILAND TATTOO FESTIVAL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2009/mar/05/thailand-tattoo-festival-cultural-trips?picture=344135657 
CORK, MY KIND OF TOWN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/citybreaks/4942543/Cork-Ireland-My-kind-of-town.html 
WORLD’S FUNNIEST TRAVEL COMPLAINT LETTER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html 
CROWD-FREE SIERRAS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/01/TRPE15VNR6.DTL&type=travel

And in the end. . .
JAPAN CUTS SILVER CUPS FOR 100-YEAR-OLDS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7922761.stm 

 

3/04/09
DAILY CONCERT

L.A. DOGTURDS PAY CREEPO RAMIREZ $45 MILLION
Guess it’s okay with America to pay massive amounts of dough to arrogant cretins who swing bats
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/03/yeah_so_manny_is_back.php 

ROBIN WILLIAMS AILING
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7923089.stm 

PENN WANTS ‘HARVEY MILK DAY’
Better to have a Rip Post Day. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/04/BAAB168L9U.DTL 

Lost Angeles
VILLARAIGOSA “WINS” ON MINUTE VOTER TURNOUT. . .L.A. LOSES
That’s the whole story. There is no link.

1 IN 6 TENNESSEANS TELL OBAMA RACE JOKES---POLL
When are the dumbshits in this country going to realize that the guy is as white as he is black?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/15_percent_of_Tennesseans_have_told_0303.html 

STING SUPPORTS PENTAGON HACKER, CONDEMNS U.S.
http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/03/pop-superstar-s.html

YES WE CAN? NO YOU F----ING CAN’T!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2009/mar/04/clip-in-the-loop-armando-iannucci 


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

ARE YOU A REPUGNICAN?
NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO FATBOY RUSH?

http://www.dccc.org/content/sorry 

STEELE WORMS, WIGGLES, SLIMES OVER LIMBAUGH DEBACLE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/04/steele-my-personal-opinion-doesnt-matter-in-this-only-limbaughs-does/ 

HEY, KIDS! IF YOU WANT TO BE A SHITHEAD,
YOU’VE GOT TO START YOUNG

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/wingnut-wunderkind-jonathan-krohn-se 

MEXICO COPS FLEEING DRUG WAR HIT-MEN FOR. . .EL NORTE
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-asylum4-2009mar04,0,1751265.story 

WAR CRIMES WARRANT ISSUED FOR SUDAN LEADER
Can Bush be far behind?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7923102.stm

All-Melty Dollar
POOR CHICKENS ARE THE NEW CHEAP MEAT
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aWKabkAcH6M0&refer=exclusive 
ANOTHER MONTH, ANOTHER 697,000 JOBS GONE
http://www.reuters.com/article/ousiv/idUSTRE5232V420090304
SCHEER: BILLIONS DISHED OUT IN THE SHADOWS
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090303_billions_dished_out_in_the_shadows/
U.S. taxpayers now have ownership of almost 80 percent of AIG, but with the company’s once solid traditional insurance business now suffering a steep loss of consumer confidence, it’s not likely that even the formerly healthy parts of the company will be worth much. What we have here is all pain and no gain for the taxpayers roped into this debacle, which is proving to be the story of the entire banking bailout.
JIM CRAMER’S ADVICE SLIGHTLY WORSE THAN COIN TOSS
http://consumerist.com/5116676/jim-cramers-advice-slightly-worse-than-a-coin-toss?skyline=true&s=x 
THERE’S GOLD IN THEM THAR. . .GOLD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/investing/gold/ 

Obama Nation
DEMOCRAT REVOLT MAY SLOW OBAMA
http://www.cqpolitics.com/cq-assets/eap/static/dem-revolt1.html 
OBAMA CRACKS DOWN ON TAX HAVENS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/mar/04/obama-tax-haven-crackdown 
MORFORD: DEFENDING OBAMA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/03/04/notes030409.DTL 
How is it that no one but you and a few manic fringe writers seem to notice that President Obama is either A) a thinly veiled socialist commie instigator hell-bent on destroying America from the inside out, or B) nothing more than a cleverly disguised corporate-loving Bush clone because, oh my God, haven't you seen his policy on H1Bs and faith-based initiatives and his nefarious plan to take over the banks and, um, something else you can't quite remember right now but you're sure is really, really damning?
WATCH: FDR WAS HATED, TOO
http://newstalgia.crooksandliars.com/gordonskene/welcoming-hatred 
PUBLIC DOES NOT FAULT OBAMA FOR STOCK PLUNGE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/04/poll-obama-responsible/ 

Iraq and Roll
SUICIDE? NO, THIS SOLDIER WAS RAPED AND MURDERED
http://www.alternet.org/rights/129646/lavena_johnson%3A_raped_and_murdered_on_a_military_base_in_iraq/ 
LaVena Johnson, a high school honor student, decided to enlist in the Army to pay for college. On July 19, 2005, after serving eight weeks in Iraq, she was killed, eight days short of her 20th birthday.

Israelity
IRAN: WE CAN HIT ISRAEL NUKE SITES
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSBLA45187120090304 
GAZA: FAILED SIEGE
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22141.htm 

People’s Repugnic
NO JOBS IN CHINA EQUALS POLITICAL TROUBLE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/2009/03/china_all_about_jobs.html 
'I am standing in the middle of a jobs market in Southern China. It's mobbed. There are thousands of unemployed people milling around.'

(Lack of) Health
BIONIC EYE GIVES MAN GLIMPSE OF LIGHT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7919645.stm 

Auto Motive
GERMANY CRITICAL OF GM BAILOUT
http://www.spiegel.de/international/business/0,1518,611271,00.html 

Oh, by the way. . .
UNIVERSITY OF COLOGNE ARCHIVE COLLAPSES
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,611311,00.html
The collapse of the Historical Archive of Cologne on Tuesday buried more than a millenium's worth of documents under tons of rubble. Archivists and historians hope something can be salvaged, but the future of the city's past is grim.

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Animals in the news!
HELP! FISH WITH HUMAN FACES!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4929620/Fish-with-human-faces-spotted-in-South-Korea.html 
WILDLIFE CONTEST PHOTOS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/feb/25/sony-photography-natural-history?picture=343786634 
MORE PIX: THE MAGNIFICENT FOX
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/uknews/4938542/Urban-fox-count-readers-photos-of-foxes-in-their-gardens.html 
REQUIEM FOR A JAGUAR
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090303-jaguar-update.html 

MICHAEL JACKSON TO PLAY JOKER IN NEXT ‘BATMAN’
Well, he should, anyhow. . .look at him
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Jacko_arrives_for_%A3150m_return&in_article_id=566639&in_page_id=7 

Lost Angeles
GOLD LINE TO EAST L.A. NEARS OPENING
But will do nothing to relieve traffic
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/03/curbedwire_next_american_city_conference.php 

DALEK REMAINS FOUND IN MURKY POND!
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Dalek_pulled_from_murky_pond&in_article_id=567147&in_page_id=34

ORCHIDS? DELICATE? PSHAW!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/04/DD2Q163537.DTL&type=homeandgarden

Hey, Be-attle!
UNIVERSITY OFFERS FIRST MA IN. . .THE BEATLES
http://www.hope.ac.uk/frontpage-news/ 
RINGO, PAUL TO PLAY IN NYC APRIL 4
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m3d3-Beatle-news-briefs-Beatles-curriculum-a-degree-of-excellence-old-rockers-Spinal-tap-into-tour 

And in the end. . .
CAT RANCH
(This is wonderful)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwM6f0liHpo

 

 

3/03/09
DAILY CONCERT

CHINA BANS OASIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/4928856/China-bans-Oasis.html

L.A. TRIES ‘CUSS-FREE’ WEEK
Lotsa fucking luck
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090301/ap_on_fe_st/odd_no_cussing 

Photos of the day
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0302/ 

JOE THE PLUMBER TO WED OCTOPUSSY
http://www.internetweekly.org/2009/03/cartoon_joe_the_plumber_meets_octomom.html 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .
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Rush Limbaugh
REPUG CHAIR STEELE APOLOGIZES TO LIMBAUGH!
Fatboy Rush runs the party
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Limbaugh_lashes_out_at_Steele_over_0302.html 
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129710/steele_loses%2C_bows_down_to_limbaugh/ 
"My intent was not to go after Rush – I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh," Steele said. "I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. ... There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership."
LETTERMAN TELLS IT RIGHT: LIMBAUGH A 'GANGSTER'
While newswhore Couric frets it spoils her chances for Rush interview

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Letterman_calls_Limbaugh_bonehead_gangster_0303.html
ASSHOLE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK:
THE TIRED WAR ON RUSH LIMBAUGH

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-goldberg3-2009mar03,0,1748845.column 
Well, given what Obama wants to do, I hope he fails too. Of course I want the financial crisis to end -- who doesn't? But Obama's agenda is much more audacious. Pretty much every major news outlet in the country has said as a matter of objective analysis that Obama wants to repeal the legacy of Ronald Reagan and remake the country as a European welfare state. And yet people are shocked that conservatives, Limbaugh included, want Obama to fail in this effort?
Rush Limbaugh is the leader of the Republican Party
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/03/01/limbaugh/


MORE ASTOUNDING REPUG/FOX
TOTAL LIES ABOUT OBAMA BAILOUT

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/02/franks-lie-red-light-express/

OBAMA OFFERED TO SWAP ‘MISSILE SHIELD’
FOR KREMLIN’S HELP ON IRAN

He should throw in Rush Limbaugh
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Russian_paper_Obama_offers_end_of_0302.html 

OBAMA RELEASES SECRET BUSH ANTI-TERROR MEMOS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_administration_releases_secret_Bush_terror_0302.html 
READ MEMOS HERE
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/129722/secret_bush_memos_released%3A_read_them_here%21/

CRICKET SHOOTERS STILL AT LARGE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2009/mar/03/pakistan-sri-lanka-cricket-attack?picture=344050896
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/03/sri-lanka-cricket-shooting 

All-melty dollar
FORMER HP ROBBERBARON HAS CANCER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/02/BA8D1685C9.DTL&type=politics&tsp=1 
MADOFF MAKES OFF WITH NYC PENTHOUSE, $62 MILLION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/02/financial/f145525S81.DTL&type=business
DUBAI’S DRAMATIC DECLINE
http://www.danielpipes.org/6190/dubais-dramatic-drop 
The sharp drop in oil prices exposed the country's inescapable weakness, while Dubai's literary and tennis debacles confirmed the point. Instead, an entirely different model now tempts it – what I call the separation of civilizations. Unable to impose their way, Persian Gulf Arabs are retreating into a Muslim ghetto with its own economics (including Shar'i compliant tools), consumer goods, media, transportation, fast foods, sports competitions, search engines, and even systems of keeping time.
IRELAND’S BOOM ENDS---WITH A VENGEANCE
http://features.csmonitor.com/economyrebuild/2009/03/02/irelands-boom-ends-%e2%80%93-with-a-vengeance/ 
As the economy grew, house construction boomed, bringing with it an overheated property market. Banks responded with easy mortgages. Personal debt ballooned. Now that finance has dried up, the construction sector has atrophied, and jobs are starting to be lost across the economy.
WHY U.S. KEEPS BACKING AIG
http://features.csmonitor.com/economyrebuild/2009/03/02/why-us-keeps-backstopping-a-flattened-aig/
A YEAR WHEN SAVINGS TRUMPS INVESTMENT
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0302/p16s01-wmgn.html 

Israelity
ISRAEL LOBBY PRESSURES OBAMA
TO BOYCOTT RACISM CONFERENCE

http://www.alternet.org/audits/129674/obama_pressured_by_israel_lobby_to_boycott_world_conference_against_racism/
According to this article in the New York Times, the Administration will boycott the conference to protest what it deems the unfair equation of Zionism with racism.

Iraq and Roll
USA’S GIFT TO IRAQ: GARISH TATTOOS
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0303/p04s01-wome.html 

Animals in the news!
DOG HEALTH-CARE OVERHAUL
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123600860805510401.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
That commie-pinko Obama, now he wants socialized veterinary care for pets!

Auto Motive
TOYOTA WANTS LOAN FROM JAPAN GOV’T.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7920379.stm 

Enviro Wacko
REUSABLE TOILET WIPES?
This is taking conservation too far. . .
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1882682_1882680,00.html 

Obit
CAPTAIN MOLLY KOOL
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/03/world/americas/03kool.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

Fashionism
MORE PROOF DESIGNERS ARE INSANE
http://www.metro.co.uk/galleryDetailPage.html?Agatha_Ruiz_De_La_Prada&in_gallery_id=2102&in_page_id=3&in_image_id=25714&in_category_id=2087

NEIL: REDESIGN OF PEPSI LOGO HARD TO SWALLOW
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-neil3-2009mar03,0,4614913.story 

Lost Angeles
PALMS---THE OLDEST SUBURB IN L.A.
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2009/01/curbedwire_everything_you_wanted_to_know_about_palms.php 

SMALL TALK IN THE STONE AGE:
THE MOST ANCIENT WORDS IN OUR VOCABULARY

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article5805522.ece 

THIRTEEN UNSOLVED SCIENTIFIC MYSTERIES
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article5797028.ece?token=null&print=yes&randnum=1235858413093 

30 YEARS OF U-2?
How did music ever get so unlucky?
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1881792,00.html 

Where ya goin’?
NOW IS THE TIME TO GO TO VEGAS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/27/TRSE15Q9U9.DTL&type=travel 

And in the end. . .
CRAIGSLIST
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

3/02/09
DAILY CONCERT

PINK DOLPHIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html 

WEIRD PICS OF DAY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/4927018/Pictures-of-the-day-2-March-2009.html 

NAKED MAN ENTERTAINS L.A.
L.A. Times seems to have missed this story. . .
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_11814920 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/4927018/Pictures-of-the-day-2-March-2009.html?image=1 

TINY PLASTIC PEOPLE INVADE BRITAIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4904472/Flash-mob-of-Plasticine-Morphs-honours-Tony-Hart.html 


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

RAP ACCURATELY TRANSLATED!
http://www.dailyredundancy.com/video/rap_translated.html 

Enviro-wacko
HOW DRY WE ARE

http://www.utne.com/print-article.aspx?id=25495 
It turns out that you don't want to be a former city dweller in rural parts of southernmost Australia, a stalk of wheat in China or Iraq, a soybean in Argentina, an almond or grape in northern California, a cow in Texas, or almost anything in parts of east Africa right now. Let me explain.
HAARP: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING TO THE WEATHER?
http://www.haarp.net/
WATCH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnRPZOUVhJ4
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6573594099335358512
HAARP---or---heating up the ionosphere for military use
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program 
The HAARP project aims to direct a 3.6 MW signal, in the 2.8-10 MHz region of the HF band, into the ionosphere. The signal may be pulsed or continuous wave. Then effects of the transmission and any recovery period will be examined using associated instrumentation, including VHF and UHF radars, HF receivers, and optical cameras. According to the HAARP team, this will advance the study of basic natural processes that occur in the ionosphere under the natural but much stronger influence of solar interaction, as well as how the natural ionosphere affects radio signals. This will enable scientists to develop techniques to mitigate these effects in order to improve the reliability and/or performance of communication and navigation systems, which would have a wide range of applications in both the civilian and military sectors.
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE SKY IS ALWAYS STREAKED?
What’s going on up there? Another failure of mainstream media---virtually no reporting on “chemtrails”
http://www.chemtrails911.com/intro_to_chem.htm 
http://educate-yourself.org/ct/ 
http://www.bariumblues.com/ 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory 
LOCAL TV NEWS CONFIRMS: BARIUM IN THE SKY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okB-489l6MI 
INTERVIEW: A MERE 1000 PROTEST COAL USE IN D.C. PLANT
http://www.democracynow.org/2009/3/2/capitol_climate_action_thousands_converging_on 

Obama Nation
PROSECUTE HANNITY FOR CALLING FOR COUP AGAINST OBAMA
http://www.stinque.com/2009/03/01/how-to-punish-hannity-for-coup-provocation-nail-him-to-a-swastika/ 
Then fucktard Hannity hosted a poll on his website last week, asking his readers which revolution they endorsed: a military coup, armed rebellion, or war for secession. Every choice in the reader poll is clearly a threat to the current, duly and legally elected administration.

All-melty dollar
PORN REVENUE PLUNGES
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/03/02/DDFB160F55.DTL&tsp=1 
THE ‘TIDAL WAVE’ OF HOMELESS STUDENTS
Note: all examples in this article are large latino families

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29356160/page/2/ 

Comment
ROBERTS: A BANANA REPUBLIC BY 2012
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22128.htm 
To whom can the US government turn for $1.75 trillion for FY 2010, on top of $1.2 trillion for FY 2009? Not to taxpayers. Obama’s net tax increase comes to $170 billion over 10 years, or $17 billion a year, a drop in the bucket. A supply-side economist could have told him that not even these paltry revenues will be realized. Not to private savers. Americans are over their heads in debts. Not to foreigners. Thanks to Clinton/Bush financial deregulation and Wall Street and bankster greed, the rest of the world is in financial turmoil and hasn’t $1.75 trillion in savings to lend. Possibly, the stock market will collapse further, and whatever remaining wealth Americans have will flow into “safe” US Treasuries. The only other alternative is the printing press. Printing press finance would destroy the dollar as reserve currency and ignite high inflation. The US would be unable to pay for its imports, and Americans whose incomes do not rise with the rate of inflation would be plowed under.
KUNSTLER: CONSUMERISM IS DEAD---
CAN OBAMA INSPIRE DOWNSIZED LIFESTYLE?

(Not sure about this claim. . .The Rip Post sees plenty of brand-new SUVs out there)
http://www.alternet.org/story/128920/%22consumerism%22_is_dead_--_can_obama_lead_us_to_a_downscaled_lifestyle/ 
It's not too late for President Obama to start uttering these truths so that we can avoid a turn to fascism and get on with the real business of America's next phase of history -- living locally, working hard at things that matter, and preserving civilized culture. What a lot of us can see now staring out of the abyss is a new dark age. I don't think it's necessarily our destiny to end up that way, but these days we're not doing much to avoid it.

War in error
CIA DESTROYED 92 INTERROGATION TAPES
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/02/cia-92-tapes/

Repugs
STEELE DENOUNCES LIMBAUGH
We’ll see how long he keeps his job now. . .
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/02/steele-limbaugh-ugly/ 

Mashed Media
HEARST DAILIES’ SUICIDE: CHARGE FOR WEB
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003946583 

Jesus H. Christ!
FOR SALE: 15,000 HOURS OF THE JIM AND TAMMY SHOW
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/28/national/a101840S76.DTL 

Israelity
ISRAEL THREATENS ‘PAINFUL’ ATTACK ON GAZA

Guess the last one didn’t hurt too much
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/01/international/i021839S42.DTL

People’s Repugnic
CHINA RELICS BUYER REFUSES TO PAY---OUT OF ‘PATRIOTISM’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7918128.stm 

(Lack of) Health
VEGAN? PREGNANT? BETTER GET B-12
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4902648/Vegan-diet-increases-the-risk-of-birth-defects-scientists-warn.html 

Animals in the news!
RESCUERS FIGHT TO SAVE 200 WHALES BEACHED OFF TASMANIA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/02/whales-dolphins-tasmania-australia-rescue
PARROT TEACHES MAN TO SPEAK AGAIN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4863000/Parrots-teach-man-to-speak-again.html 

Obit
PAUL HARRRRR-VEY. . .GOOD DAY!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/02/business/media/02harvey.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries 
Mr. Harvey was unapologetic. “I have never pretended to objectivity,” he once said. “I have a strong point of view, and I share it with my listeners. I have no illusions about changing the world, but to the extent that I can I’d like to shelter your and my little corner of it.”

Oh, by the way. . .
UNSAFE UCLA LAB COST YOUNG WOMAN HER LIFE
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-uclaburn1-2009mar01,0,3624028.story
JAPAN EMPEROR TO VISIT PEARL HARBOR
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/4918516/Japanese-emperor-to-visit-Pearl-Harbor-for-first-time-since-war.html

And in more important matters. . .

Lost Angeles
GOOD NEWS---FRANK GEHRY DISAPPOINTED. . .GRAND AVE. PROJECT IN DANGER!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/arts/la-et-frank-gehry1-2009mar01,0,7977186.story

FLOWER---THE PEACEFUL VIDEO GAME
http://www.slate.com/id/2212231 

Light reading
‘WHEN WOMEN STOP READING, THE NOVEL WILL BE DEAD’
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/02/23/090223fa_fact_zalewski?currentPage=all 
All novelists are scholars of human behavior, but Ian McEwan pursues the matter with more scientific rigor than the job strictly requires. On a recent hike through the woods surrounding his new country house—a renovated seventeenth-century brick-and-flint cottage, in Buckinghamshire—he regularly punctuated his observations about Homo sapiens with the citation of a peer-reviewed experiment.
WILL NEW DEPRESSION PRODUCE A NEW ‘GATSBY?’
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123517583815437521.html
Our own crises of belief are likely just beginning. If we are fortunate, however, we will have a generation of artists and intellectuals like those of the 1930s to help us imagine our way past confusion.

Musique
THE YOUTUBE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/mar/02/youtube-symphony-orchestra-pilkington 
http://www.youtube.com/symphony 
LANG LANG A TOTAL FRAUD
Laughing all the way to the bank as he thrills the rubes again and again
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/27/arts/music/27meht.html?ref=music 
That was appalling: in the usually restrained E major section (it’s marked sotto voce), Mr. Lang bounced on the piano bench as if he were riding a pony. And he pummeled the work’s louder, more ebullient passages as if the score had somehow taken human form and kicked his dog. The standing ovation he received must have been meant to acknowledge the sheer audacity of the performance rather than its musicality.

Where ya goin’?
SNOWTUBING
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/27/TRPE15VUA3.DTL&type=travelreno
TRAVEL PHOTO COMPETITION
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2009/feb/18/photography-travel 

And in the end. . .
BEATLES REUNION IN VENICE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bth_8mW7Jp0&feature=related
 

hit 'refresh' for updates
2/26/09
DAILY CONCERT

Ravel: Daphnis et Chloe, Suite No. 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwHjEOwVno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_kBBd5LlIQ

SKYLINES:
EVIL PAPARAZZO AT WORK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mol4GpN4BDQ 
Yes, McCartney’s daughter has obviously been trained by the insane mother to shout at these assholes, but this is a wonderful example of why stalking and shadowing celebrities for photos should be a felony.


HERE IT COMES: LAS VEGAS. . .SPAIN
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/26/gran-scala-project-spain 

OBAMA, SEINFELD COMPETE FOR FIRST ‘SUPERMAN’ COMIC
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/4838808/Barack-Obama-and-Jerry-Seinfeld-compete-for-Superman-comic.html 

HORROR STORY: MOTHER KILLS NEWBORN WITH A KISS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4839029/Mother-kills-newborn-baby-with-a-kiss.html 

OCTOPUSSY GETS PORN CONTRACT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/25/state/n103410S81.DTL

WATCH: FIORE---ZOMBIE BANK
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/fiore/ 

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

LINDORFF ON OBAMA’S LAME SPEECH, INADEQUATE PLANS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/275 
Barack Obama’s first address to Congress provided Americans with yet another example of competent speechmaking, and I suppose, given that we’ve just endured eight painful years of oratorical farce, being able to listen to your president without wincing is something. The problem is that the way forward proposed by the president as laid out in this address was almost always half-hearted, wrong-headed or doomed.

BOBBY JINDAL IS A RELIGIOUS LUNATIC
http://www.alternet.org/story/128913/will_revelations_about_bobby_jindal%27s_weird_secret_past_destroy_his_political_career/
How many Americans know that Jindal boasted of participating in an exorcism that purged the spirit of Satan from a college girlfriend?
JINDAL FLEES AFTER STUPID SPEECH
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Jindal_takes_vacation_day_after_panned_0226.html 

SUB COLLISION SHOWS COLD WAR NEVER ENDED
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,610035,00.html
The world is a good and beautiful place, and on the Mull of Kintyre, it seems as peaceful as Paul McCartney described it in his 1970s megahit. Sheep graze on the hills of this peninsula in southwestern Scotland, and the valleys are filled with the scents coming from small distilleries that produce some of Scotland's best whiskey. But two Saturdays ago, that illusion of peace was shattered when the HMS Vanguard, a British nuclear submarine, limped past the Mull of Kintyre enroute to its home port of Faslane. It quickly became clear that a nuclear catastrophe had almost occurred out at sea -- and that it could happen at any time, because the world is, of course, not a peaceful place after all.

HERE COMES THE $3 TRILLION BUDGET
Wow, did Bush and Cheney do a job on destroying this country. . .
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29392964/ 

All-melty dollar
NEW TOYOTA DEALER IN OAKLAND CLOSES---
Well, Toyota bet the farm on trucks and SUVs instead of hybrids. . .
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local/east_bay&id=6677200
---AND MORE JAPANESE CAR DEALERS
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/26/BUL0164VE6.DTL&tsp=1 
ASSHOLE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK!
May this fellow find himself on the street, wandering, begging, sleeping in alleys, covered in festering sores. . .
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/02/24/colby-cosh-watching-boomers-suffer-is-worth-a-recession.aspx

Mashed Media
BETTER TO KILL THE SF CHRON THAN LET SINGLETON GET IT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003944841 
MORE DERANGED SHOUTING FROM RIGHT-WING MEDIA GOONS
Country over. . .
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/glenn-and-jonah-decry-liberal-fascis 

Iraq and Roll
PELOSI: 50K TROOPS LEFT IN IRAQ IS TOO MANY
(One is too many.)
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/26/pelosi-obama-residual-troops/ 

Israelity
ARAB ARTISTS PROTEST PAIRING OF ISRAELI, ARAB SINGERS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/26/israel-eurovison-jewish-arab-duet

For Art’s Sake
CHINA CONDEMNS CHRISTIE’S AUCTION---
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7911691.stm
---AND SO DOES JACKIE CHAN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/4839000/Jackie-Chan-adds-to-Chinese-fury-over-stolen-relic-auction.html 

Spaced out
EYE OF GOD
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/space/4805889/Eye-of-God-pictured-in-space.html 

Jesus H. Christ!
PRINCE CHARLES CALLS FOR ‘BRIDGES’ BETWEEN RELIGIONS
Rotsa. . .
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4837248/Prince-of-Wales-calls-for-bridges-to-be-built-between-faiths.html

(Lack of) Health
CAFFEINE SUNSCREEN FIGHTS CANCER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/4839625/Caffeine-in-sunscreen-could-reduce-skin-cancer-risk-scientists.html 

Animals in the news!
BAN ON SALMON FISHING LIKELY
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/25/BADJ164VV1.DTL 
THAI CHILDREN GUARD THE FUTURE OF POOR REMAINING ELEPHANTS
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/02/26/in-the-hands-of-babes-thai-elephants%e2%80%99-future/ 
NEW THEORY ON HOW ANIMALS SMELL
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/02/090225132247.htm 

And in more important matters. . .

TOP TEN GOOGLE EARTH FINDS
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1881770_1881787,00.html 

Life of the mind
KEEP DOING THOSE CROSSWORDS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7912379.stm 
GAMES MOVE AWAY FROM VIOLENCE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/feb/26/open-world-games

PHOTOS: INSIDE BREAKING WAVES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/photography/4838814/Images-that-show-the-inside-of-breaking-waves.html 

Film
RAIDERS OF THE LOST TONGUES
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0227/p18s01-hfes.html 
A documentary film about two scientists who roam the world to record vanishing languages is a vivid reminder of just how choosing to speak a mother tongue can be a political act.
REVIEW: RAINER ON “MOSCOW, BELGIUM”
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0221/p25s01-almo.html 
LAST ‘HARRY POTTER’ DUE IN 2011
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7912088.stm 

Auto Motive
WORLD’S FASTEST STREET-LEGAL CAR UNVEILED
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/4838226/Worlds-fastest-accelerating-road-legal-car.html 

Where ya goin’?
BEST WHALE-WATCHING SPOTS IN CALIFORNIA
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/20/TRFD15T5FV.DTL&type=travel 

And in the end. . .
GREAT BIG TITS
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Chinese_art_is_simply_the_breast&in_article_id=558930&in_page_id=2

2/25/09
DAILY CONCERT

Happy Birthday, George Harrison
My Sweet Lord 2000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeXOWH85QPY
Smothers Brothers Appearance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBFUJX0zIC0 
Singing Dylan’s “Absolutely Sweet Marie”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLtfadzloZs
Blood From a Clone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sER5cvl3s-Y 
“Cheer Down”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6fJfXLjwxQ 
“Isn’t it a Pity” (Concert for George)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBsEIxr_N6o 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuStBNkvwhE
Dark Sweet Lady (written for wife Olivia)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcIqTDvQjfs 
Be Here Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNE79HTeJ1A 
Your Love is Forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w6RHr2xLMk 
Stuck Inside a Cloud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-pfOKPX4Cs 
It Don’t Come Easy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p5yzdCa2GE 
"Something" (final concert, 1992)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk1IBguGEuU 
Top Ten George guitar solos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d0fDumGZRs 
George's Web site
http://www.georgeharrison.com/
George on meeting Elvis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPf98jsxyDs 
A word
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkQOMsSYaE
Marwa Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AutHjqgY3fM
Sheik of Araby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPmNxiyQws


SKYLINES:
Quotatious: “You would think that all these rich assholes who are bailing out museums and the arts would pony up for a newspaper or two.”
---A. Pismo Clam.


EMI PULLS PLUG ON BEATLES ‘REVOLUTION’ DOWNLOAD
Hope you got it here yesterday
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m2d24-Beatle-news-briefs-EMI-pulls-the-plug-on-Revolution

CUTEST MUTT ALIVE: VOTE NOW
http://www.peta.org/cutest-mutt-alive-vote.asp 

‘SLUMDOG’ STARS GIVEN FREE HOMES BY GOV’T.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/feb/25/slumdog-millionaire-child-stars-homes 

CAN YOU SAY ‘HILLARY’ IN MANDARIN?
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/02/22/can-you-say-%e2%80%98hillary%e2%80%99-in-mandarin/ 

Winehouse looking sort of healthy, on horseback
Will wonders never cease?
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Amy_goes_to_rehab?_Neigh,_neigh,_neigh&in_article_id=555020&in_page_id=7 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0224/

PIERCING SAGA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4786930/Worlds-most-pierced-woman-adds-to-her-collection.html

And on to news and comment. . .

Mashed Media
SF CHRONICLE SLATED FOR EXECUTION
Hearst wants 'significant' cuts
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/24/MNO2164F73.DTL&type=business&tsp=1 
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE51O03Y20090225 
Hearst said that if the savings cannot be accomplished "quickly," the company will seek a buyer, and if none comes forward, it will close The Chronicle. The Chronicle lost more than $50 million in 2008 and is on a pace to lose more than that this year, Hearst said.
Mutter: SF Chron cost-cut target equals 47% of staff
http://newsosaur.blogspot.com/ 
Doctor: "Could the Chronicle indeed go away? Well, don't expect anyone to buy it."
http://www.contentbridges.com/2009/02/chronicle-crackdown-prompts-question-wheres-the-bay-area-online-startup.html
LIZ SMITH AXED AFTER 33 YEARS
http://www.popeater.com/television/article/liz-smith-fired-new-york-post/357582
HOW LAT WILL WORK WITHOUT LOCAL NEWS SECTION
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/how_the_californialess_la.php 

Israelity
HEDGES: PEACE OR PERIL
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20090223_a_choice_between_peace_and_peril/
Bibi Netanyahu’s assumption of power in Israel sets the stage for a huge campaign by the Israeli government, and its well-oiled lobby groups in Washington, to push us into a war with Iran.
HILLARY RAPS ISRAEL FOR DELAYING GAZA AID
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Clinton_raps_Israel_for_delaying_Ga_02252009.html

All-Melty Dollar
BAILED-OUT BANK FIRED 450,
SPENT MILLIONS ON LAVISH L.A. PARTIES

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/25/northern-trust-party/
DOWD: WHY DID MY TAX DOLLARS GO TO SHERYL CROW?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/25/opinion/25dowd.html?em
The entertainment Web site TMZ broke the story Tuesday that Northern Trust of Chicago, which got $1.5 billion in bailout money and then laid off 450 workers, flew hundreds of clients and employees to Los Angeles last week and treated them to four days of posh hotel rooms, salmon and filet mignon dinners, music concerts, a PGA golf tournament at the Riviera Country Club with Mercedes shuttle rides and Tiffany swag bags.
RICH AMERICANS SUE TO KEEP NAMES SECRET
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/25/business/worldbusiness/25ubs.html 
ARMY CHARITY HOARDING TENS OF MILLIONS NEEDED BY VETS
http://crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/ap-army-charity-hoarding-money
LINDORFF: WALL STREET AND BERNANKE: BLIND LEADING THE BLIND
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/274 
HOPE AND HEALING FOR DOWNSIZED WORKERS
http://hopehealinghelpfordownsizedworkers.blogspot.com/

Obama Nation
YAWN. OBAMA MAKES CLICHÉ-RIDDEN, UNCONVINCING SPEECH---
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/We_will_rebuild_we_will_recover_0224.html 
http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/02/25/citing-crisis-obama-sketches-recovery-plan-lauds-the-american-character/ 
---BUT IT IS SHINING ORATORY NEXT TO BOBBY JINDAL’S RESPONSE
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/bobby-jindals-zombie-performance-uses-p 
Instead of launching his national political career, he just about ended it. Some people thought he reminded them of Kenneth from 30 Rock, but at least Kenneth has some enthusiasm. Not only was he zombie-like throughout, but he didn't even have his facts straight. Too much Red Bull?

Repugnicans
CRAZY REPUGS THINK THEY CAN TAKE BACK CONGRESS---USING TWITTER
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/25/gingrich-twitter/ 
WATCH: WHAT CHANCE DOES OBAMA HAVE AGAINST THIS EVIL INSANITY?
Country broken, country over. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlTgrMCxPg 

Lost Angeles
KOTKIN: THE DECLINE OF L.A.
http://www.forbes.com/2009/02/23/villaraigosa-economy-unemployment-jobs-opinions-columnists_los_angeles_print.html 
The only immediate chance of relief for us Angelenos is if Villaraigosa (who will soon face term limits) takes off to run for governor. As the sole southern Californian and Latino candidate, he could prevail in a crowded Democratic primary. But the idea of this empty suit running the once great state of California--not exactly a paragon of good governance--may be enough to push even more people to the exits or, at very least, think about taking a very strong sedative.

World gone mad
EUROPE ‘CREATIONISTS’ TAKE ON DARWIN
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,609712,00.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA CRACKS DOWN ON HUMAN RIGHTS LAWYERS
Maybe John Yoo could get a job over there. . .
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0225/p01s01-woap.html
THREE SET FIRE TO SELVES IN TIAN AN MEN SQUARE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7909569.stm 

Animals in the news!
ASSHOLE FACES FINE OR JAIL FOR CLUBBING 21 SEALS TO DEATH
Just club him to death instead
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/25/wildlife-scotland 
TIGER ATTACKS UP AS SUMATRA FORESTS DISAPPEAR
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7910722.stm 
RARE CHEETAH PHOTOS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/photogalleries/cheetah-pictures/index.html 

Technically. . .
THE KINDLE SWINDLE
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/25/opinion/25blount.html?_r=1 
What the guild is asserting is that authors have a right to a fair share of the value that audio adds to Kindle 2’s version of books. For this, the guild is being assailed. On the National Federation of the Blind’s Web site, the guild is accused of arguing that it is illegal for blind people to use “readers, either human or machine, to access books that are not available in alternative formats like Braille or audio.”

Obit
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/24/books/24nolan.html?ref=obituaries 

And in more important matters. . .

Books
THE BAWDY BARD OF THE 17TH CENTURY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2009/feb/25/poetry-wilmot-earl-rochester 

THE REED BOATS OF LAKE TITICACA
http://features.csmonitor.com/backstory/2009/02/25/last-of-a-breed-who-make-boats-out-of-reeds/ 
On the shores of famed Lake Titicaca, Demetrio Limachi and a handful of others toil to preserve the ancient art of creating crescent-shaped craft out of bundles of dried reeds.

THE MAN WHO WARNED BASEBALL ABOUT STEROIDS
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1881350,00.html 

For Art’s Sake
TIMMY MALLETT
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/feb/25/timmy-mallett-art

Where ya goin’?
TAIWAN’S YANGMINGSHAN FLOWER FESTIVAL
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2009/feb/24/cherry-blossom-festival-taiwan 
BIG PICTURES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hubs/thebigpicture/4805275/The-Big-Picture-photography-competition-round-39.html

And in the end. . .
RED MOON RISING
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/nightsky/4804257/Red-moon-rising.html 
Musical Accompaniment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPonxmeIWcI 
 

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2/24/09
DAILY CONCERT

STEAMBOAT STOMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7HFnhP_Ctw 
THE NAKED DANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG1A7B5Coc0 
THE DIRTY DOZEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRSMaKJySlY
HESITATION BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n20U8hWHSE
BLACK BOTTOM STOMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrc6AK6AKA0


SKYLINES:
HERE IT IS, FOR THE FIRST TIME:
THE BEATLES’ FULL “REVOLUTION 1”

You’d better download while the link lasts.
http://bigozine2.com/roio/?p=146 
Never released, never on an album, finally leaked on the ‘net. This demonstrates the original concept, which was “Rev. 1” overlaid with avant-garde pastiche. That pastiche was later separated and heavily added to by John, Yoko, and George until it became “Revolution # 9.” Note: this version is unmixed.
SONG IS THE MOST SIGNIFICANT TRACK SINCE ‘BEATLES ANTHOLOGY’
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m2d23-You-say-you-wanna-revolution-New-Beatles-outtake-spurs-discussion-and-analysis-on-the-net

LATE BEATLES’ CONFIDANTE MEMOIR DUE
Neil Aspinall’s lifelong notes, chronicling his seduction of four Beatle wives and girlfriends, will be published posthumously.
http://www.merseycats.com/Neil-Aspinall.html 

COMET LULIN ARRIVES TONIGHT
http://features.csmonitor.com/discoveries/2009/02/23/comet-lulin-arrives-tonight-break-out-your-telescopes/ 

Lost Angeles
TREES CUT DOWN SO YOU CAN SEE BEAUTIFUL BILLBOARDS
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_11770909

MUST WATCH: THE JOB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGJq8wrw5I

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT:

Israelity
WATCH: ISRAELI SOLDIERS SHOOT UNARMED
PALESTINIAN FARMER WORKING HIS FIELD

Brave human rights activists try to stop the insanity
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22068.htm 
FINKELSTEIN: ISRAEL’S PR COVER-UP OF GAZA SLAUGHTER BEGINS
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22082.htm
Anthony H. Cordesman, a leading military analyst from the Center for Strategic and International Studies, has published a “strategic analysis” of the Gaza massacre.(1) He reaches the remarkable conclusion that “Israel did not violate the laws of war.” The report is based on “briefings in Israeli [sic] during and immediately after the fighting made possible by a visit sponsored by Project Interchange, and using day-to-day reporting issued by the Israeli Defense Spokesman.” Cordesman omits mention that Project Interchange is funded by the American Jewish Committee.
RAIMUNDO: THE RISE OF LIEBERMAN
http://antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=14301
The rise of Avigdor Lieberman as the kingmaker of Israeli politics is a disaster for American supporters of Israel and for U.S. interests in the region, albeit not entirely a surprise, at least to regular visitors to this space.

HOLLAND: GLOBALISM IS DEAD
http://www.alternet.org/story/128412/the_spectacular%2C_sudden_crash_of_the_global_economy/ 
Worldwide, industrial production has ground to a halt. Goods are stacking up, but nobody's buying; the Washington Post reports that "the world is suddenly awash in almost everything: flat-panel televisions, bulldozers, Barbie dolls, strip malls, Burberry stores." A Hong Kong-based shipping broker told The Telegraph that his firm had "seen trade activity fall off a cliff. Asia-Europe is an unmit­igated disaster." The Economist noted that one can now ship a container from China to Europe for free -- you only need to pick up the fuel and handling costs -- but half-empty freighters are the norm along the world's busiest shipping routes. Global airfreight dropped by almost a quarter in December alone; Giovanni Bisignani, who heads a shipping industry trade group, called the "free fall" in global cargo "unprecedented and shocking."

LINDORFF: THE TWO BIG LIES
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/273
The first lie is that the only solution to the nation’s deepening health care crisis, which now has over 42 million people—roughly one in seven Americans—living without any health insurance or ready access to medical care, is a combination of limitations on treatment and continued reliance on the private health insurance industry. The second lie is that Social Security, the single most important economic “safety net” under the lives of America’s elderly, its disabled, and children who lose a wage-earning parent, is headed for “bankruptcy” and needs to have its already skimpy benefits cut back.

COMMENT: OBAMA IS RIGHT TO TAKE ON THE RICH
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0224/p09s02-coop.html 
Congress is about to begin debating legislation that would freeze the estate tax at the current bargain-basement rate set by President Bush. We can't let that happen. More than ever, America needs its ultrarich to chip in more.

POLLS: AMERICANS WANT REPUGS TO GET IN LINE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/24/polls-obama-bipartisan/ 

KLEIN: THE PUBLIC’S REBUKE OF THE REPUGS
http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/02/24/state-of-the-union/
I wouldn't be surprised if there were Republican votes to be found in support of universal health insurance, especially if the final package offers the business community relief from that burden. There are also Republican environmentalists--John McCain comes to mind--who may favor Obama's energy program (especially if Obama remains persistent in his quest to clean up military procurement, a McCain obsession).

Iraq and Roll
IRAQI “POLICE” KILL FOUR U.S. SOLDIERS, INTEPRETER
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Iraqi_police_shoot_dead_four_US_0224.html 

Spaced out
NASA GREENHOUSE GAS LAUNCH GOES WRONG, CRASHES IN ANTARCTIC
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/24/oco-satellite-nasa 

All-melty dollar
OBAMA'S AUTO INDUSTRY TASK FORCE
ALL DRIVE FOREIGN CARS!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/23/AR2009022302586.html?hpid=sec-politics
SENIORS ON THE BRINK
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/24/MNL51635J8.DTL 
BERNANKE SAYS RECESSION WILL END THIS YEAR
Don’t worry, he polished his crystal ball first
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/23/financial/f035944S38.DTL 

Enviro Wacko
HEY, MR. GREEN!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/24/DD4815SL3J.DTL&type=living
In the tradition of Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker, Berkeley's own Bob Schildgen has an alter ego he regularly assumes to make the world a safer place.

Animals in the news!
PROUD IDIOT SLAUGHTERS GIANT STING RAY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/24/stingray-catch-thailand-fishing 
GETTING TO KNOW INHABITANTS OF EXTINCT VOLCANO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7861563.stm
AMAZING: FISH WITH TRANSPARENT HEAD---FIRST PHOTOS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/photogalleries/fish-transparent-head-barreleye-picture/index.html 
MAGPIES BUILDING ON NESTS OF SCRAP METAL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/23/national/a142531S11.DTL
 
Mashed Media
FACEBOOK ‘INFANTILIZES’ HUMAN MIND
Sign up now!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/feb/24/social-networking-site-changing-childrens-brains 
WASHPOST SERIES HELPED BUST CHANDRA LEVY SUSPECT
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003944318 

Oh, by the way. . .
FIVE SHOT IN SF
Guns! Guns! Guns!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/23/BA36163RJ1.DTL&tsp=1
BARKLEY GOES TO JAIL
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Ex_NBA_star_Barkley_off_to_jail_for_02242009.html 
DON’T TASE ME, BRO
http://www.ohio.com/news/40156667.html

And in more important matters. . .

Musings
THE NONPOLOGY
http://happyvalleynews.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/the-nonpology/

Books
DICKENS’ REFUGE FOR FALLEN WOMEN
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5759585.ece
UNDER THE LITERARY INFLUENCE
http://proof.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/20/under-the-literary-influence/
Soon I found myself devouring every hard-boiled word of Chandler’s. And then I read them again. I started talking in similes and metaphors. One day I told a dear friend that he had a face like a collapsed lung. I couldn’t help myself. A progression took hold. Chandler led me to Hammett and from Hammett I staggered to F. Scott Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald led me to Hemingway.
IS PUBLISHING PERISHING?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/24/moneytales022409.DTL 

For Art’s Sake
EDGAR MULLER’S AMAZING 3-D TRICKERY
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/gallery/2009/feb/24/edgar-muller-3d-street-art?picture=343706816
A PAINTING SPEAKS
Or at least someone speaks about a painting
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/audioslideshow/2009/feb/23/vanessa-bell-courtauld-institute
THEY DIED FOR HIS ART
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Artist_guilty_over_inflatable_art_deaths&in_article_id=554495&in_page_id=34 

Light Reading
HOW TO PROCRASTINATE LIKE DA VINCI
http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=zs61txc4kwr4kd1q1rjbfxt41952gdmf 

And in the end. . .
NAKED SAMBA
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Rio_dancers_undress_to_impress&in_article_id=552351&in_page_id=64&in_a_source=

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2/20/09
DAILY CONCERT
Robert Hunter

http://www.myspace.com/promontoryrider

Skylines:

MR. DEGENERES TO START A FAMILY
Still got some lead in the pencil, eh, Ellen? Er. . .
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7 

FEEDING TIME FOR BABY MEERKATS!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2009/feb/20/baby-meerkats-australia 

PREGNANCY IS BEAUTIFUL!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7899618.stm 

MADOFF IS A SMASH HIT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7898919.stm 

TREE EATS GOLF BALL
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4731843/Golf-ball-lost-years-ago-found-embedded-in-tree-trunk.html

AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

Your Corporatocracy at work!
THE OIL MONEY BEHIND THE ANTI-STIMULUS FIGHT
http://www.southernstudies.org/2009/02/the-oil-money-behind-the-anti-stimulus-fight.html
Who is Americans for Prosperity? According to SourceWatch.org, the group was founded in 2003 with money from the Charles G. Koch Charitable Foundation, which is run by the billionaires behind Kansas-based Koch Industries -- the national's largest privately held oil and gas company.

All-Melty Dollar
MORFORD: TAX BOOZE, LEGALIZE POT---NO MORE RECESSION
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/20/notes022009.DTL 
Already local governments are quietly proposing jacking up the alcohol tax and loosening sales restrictions because, well, why the hell not? Aren't you, right this very moment, as you prepare your taxes and weep over your gutted portfolio and stare down one very bleak 2009, more in need of a drink or three than at any time in recent history except for the entirety of the last eight miserable, Bush-stabbed years? Well, there you go. Tax increases on cocktails, here they come.
GOOD TIMES FOR TAILORS AND COBBLERS
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1880880,00.html 

Israelity
RIGHT-WING HARDLINER NETANYAHU TO HEAD ISRAEL
That 2012 end-of-the-world date is looking better all the time!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/20/israel-binyamin-netanyahu-head-coalition
http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSL8592809 

The Other War
60,000 TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN FOR THREE YEARS---U.S. COMMANDER
Here we go again
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/18/AR2009021803373.html 

“I WAS DETAINED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT”
http://www.alternet.org/rights/127847/i_was_illegally_detained_by_the_u.s._government_and_held_in_cia-run_%22black_sites%22/ 
What I do know is that the Jordanian government -- after torturing me for several days -- handed me over to a U.S. "rendition team" in Amman, which then abducted me, forced me onto a plane, and flew me to Afghanistan. During this, and several other transfers between CIA prisons, I was subjected to a brutal and deeply humiliating "preparation" ritual. I was stripped naked, dressed in a diaper, shackled, blindfolded and hooded, and then boarded onto a waiting plane. I was forced into painful positions, often reeling from the blows and kicks of the men who had "prepared" me for flight.

ANTI-GAY UTAH SEN. KICKED OFF JUDICIARY COMMITTEE
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/20/buttars-loses-committee/

Obama Nation
FIVE GOOD MOVES BY OBAMA THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
http://www.alternet.org/story/127848/5_great_progressive_moves_by_obama_that_you_might_have_missed/ 

Repugnicans
CLINTON CONDEMNS REPUG “JUST SAY NO” POLITICS
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Bill_Clinton_gives_Obama_A_grade_0220.html 
REPUG PHONE SABOTEUR GETS OFF SCOT-FREE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Former_RNC_director_convicted_in_phone_0220.html 
The Republican National Committee employee convicted of a plot to jam the phone banks of Democratic get-out-the-vote efforts in New Hampshire in 2002 has escaped penalty in his case, after a federal judge ruled that new charges against him could not be brought.

Globalitis
2500 LANGUAGES UNDER THREAT
AS MIGRANTS HEAD FOR CITIES
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/20/endangered-languages-unesco 
THE FRENCH CHEESE WARS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,609046,00.html 

Spaced Out
LOOKING FOR E.T.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/20/MNUP16145U.DTL
Somewhere far out in our Milky Way galaxy, thousands - perhaps millions - of pale blue dots are orbiting their suns just as Earth does ours, and in two weeks a new American spacecraft will fly off to seek them out.

HOLOCAUST-DENYING BISHOP KICKED OUT OF ARGENTINA
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,608941,00.html

Lost Angeles
STUPID CRIMINAL TRICKS
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/stupid_criminal_tricks_co.php 

MAIL FRAUD ATTY. GETS ONLY THREE HOURS TO VISIT DYING WIFE
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Justice_Department_keeps_political_prisoner_from_0220.html 

(Lack of) Health
ARE WE ABOUT TO ELIMINATE AIDS?
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20126966.100-are-we-about-to-eliminate-aids.html
Astonishingly, we could use existing drugs to wipe out HIV, just as we did smallpox. So what's holding us back?

Mashed Media
THE GRANDFATHER OF HATE RADIO
You think Limbaugh is new?
http://newstalgia.crooksandliars.com/gordonskene/grandfather-hate-radio 

Comment
BELLE: ABOUT THAT CHIMP CARTOON
Rip Post: Hysterical overreaction to the stupid chimp cartoon, including denunciation of “white men.” With reasoned thinkers like this woman, who needs acrimony?
http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/about-loaded-imagery-racism-post-part
ON LIMBAUGH AND SO-CALLED FAIRNESS ON RADIO
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/20/limbaugh-fairness-radio/ 
When a handful of major media companies control who and what is allowed to be broadcast on the commercial dial, how is that not regulation of radio content? When these same companies then push out one-sided, right-wing information 90 percent of the time, how does that uphold freedom of expression?

Enviro Wacko
POWER FROM BUMPS IN THE ROAD?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/090219-shock-absorber-energy-cars.html
HAMSTER POWER
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/4731679/Hamsters-in-jackets-harnessed-for-energy.html 

Animals in the news!
GIANT SNAKE OF BORNEO!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/4701906/Photograph-shows-giant-snake-lurking-in-Borneo-river.html
THE ELEPHANT WHISPERER
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/feb/18/lawrence-anthony-elephant?picture=343421703 

Oh, by the way. . .
FRUIT FLIES SICK FROM MATING

We should all have such problems
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/02/090219081040.htm 

AND IN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. . .

‘SLUMDOG’ KIDS HEAD FOR OSCARS
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7899978.stm 

TeeVee
HEEEERE’S. . .CONAN O’ BRIEN?
The guy isn’t funny. But then, neither is Leno.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/19/DDVQ1604FT.DTL 

For Art’s Sake
ARTISTS’ MANIFESTO
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7894877.stm
When it appeared, on 20 February 1909, it was the first art manifesto of the 20th Century, paving the way for Vorticists, Surrealists, Dada-ists, and Situationists, as well as more recent cultural agitators like the Stuckists.

Obit
ELO BASS PLAYER GROUCUTT
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/02/20/international/i073430S91.DTL&tsp=1 
SNOOKS EAGLIN
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/20/arts/music/20eaglin.html?_r=1&ref=obituaries

WHAT MADE THE GREEKS LAUGH?
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/the_tls/article5759723.ece

WORLD’S STRANGEST HANGOVER CURES
http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/worlds-strangest-hangover-cures/ 

Where ya goin’?
PHOTO GALLERY: CARNIVAL AROUND THE WORLD
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/gallery/2009/feb/17/festivals-carnival-mardi-gras?picture=343390769 

And in the end. . .
MATCHSTICK GORILLA!
(Now I suppose the Rip Post will be accused of racism.)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4733859/Gorilla-modelled-out-of-tens-of-thousands-of-matchsticks.html 
 

2/19/09
DAILY CONCERT

ACLU MAKING BIG CUTS
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/aclu_making_biggest_cuts.php 

WHO ARE THESE REVOLTING PRECIOUS PEOPLE?
And why do they all come to L.A.?
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2009/02/mag_editors_reinvention_i.php 

NY POST CARTOON OF DEAD CHIMP STIRS OUTRAGE FROM REV. AL
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/n/a/2009/02/18/national/a072439S85.DTL&o=0 

HERE’S A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP ITEM!
(WARNING: Strong stomachs required.)

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/02/he_loved_pigs_too_much.php 

PHOTOS OF THE DAY
http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=1&date=2009/0218/ 

WATCH: FIORE---WHERE’S CHANGE?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2009/02/18/fiorechains.DTL 


AND ON TO NEWS AND COMMENT. . .

LINDORFF: EMPLOYERS USE RECESSION TO STICK IT TO WORKERS
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/272 
In Upper Dublin, PA, an upper middle-class suburb north of Philadelphia, according to its employees, has been laying off cashiers, and slashing its night work force—the people who restock the shelves and unload the delivery trucks when the store is closed. The management is doing this not because sales have slumped. They haven’t. People may not be buying new cars, but they are still buying food, and in fact, if they are cutting back on eating out, as restaurant chains are reporting, they are probably actually buying more groceries, not less. Management is making these cuts simply because they can get away with it.

AN EXPAT’S VIEW OF AMERICANS
http://crooksandliars.com/nonny-mouse/what-will-it-take
When I went back to the States to visit my dying father, I arrived with a snootful of scorn at how ignorant and dogmatic so many Americans I had talked to as tourists in Europe seemed to be. It took flicking through his 999 channels of satellite television to make me I realise – so many Americans are ignorant and dogmatic because they have no real news. There’s nothing on American channels worthy of the label, the only real news I could find was BBC World.

PELOSI FORESEES PROSECUTION OF BUSH OFFICIALS
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/19/pelosi-prosecution-bush-officials/ 

MUMBAI ATTACKERS HAD 320 WORLD TARGETS
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/19/mumbai-attacks-list-targets

SMALLEST NUMBER OF SALMON EVER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/19/MN9I160HP4.DTL&type=green 

GOOGLE EXPOSES SECRET U.S. BASE TO LAUNCH DRONES
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Google_exposes_secret_US_base_in_0219.html 

SHOE-THROWING HERO DEFIANT AT TRIAL
Bush’s “icy smile” pissed him off
http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Iraqi_shoe_thrower_defiant_as_trial_02192009.html 
Indonesians throw shows at Hillary---well, her picture, anyhow
http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/02/18/indonesia-welcomes-clinton-with-songs-%e2%80%93-and-a-bit-of-shoe-throwing/ 

PALIN OWES BACK TAXES ON NIGHTS SPENT AT HOME
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2009/02/18/ST2009021803325.html 

DID UCLA PROF FIND OSAMA?
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/UCLA_professor_thinks_hes_found_Osama_0218.html 

Obama Nation
ROBERTS: PRESIDENT OF SPECIAL INTERESTS
http://www.counterpunch.org/roberts02182009.html
The Bush/Obama bailout/stimulus plans are not going to work. Both are schemes hatched by a clique of financial insiders. The schemes will redistribute income and wealth from American taxpayers to the shyster banksters, who have destroyed American jobs, ruined the retirement plans of tens of millions of Americans, and worsened the situation of millions of people worldwide who naively trusted American financial institutions.
OBAMA USES ‘WINNABLE’ IN REFERENCE TO AFGHANISTAN
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_Afghanistan_still_winnable_0218.html 
KLEIN: HOW THE WORLD SEES OBAMA
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1880379,00.html 

ACQUITTAL IN MURDER OF RUSSIAN JOURNALIST
They should have convicted Putin in absentia. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7899472.stm 

CHILDREN FLOCK TO GERMAN SOUP KITCHENS
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,608690,00.html 

People’s Repugnic
CHINA KIDS FULL OF KIDNEY STONES IN WAKE OF MELAMINE SCANDAL
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7899031.stm 

Spaced Out
WATER SPLASHED ON PHOENIX LANDER
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16620-first-liquid-water-may-have-been-spotted-on-mars.html?page=1 

(Lack of) health