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 WHO'S A WHORE?
(Oct. 25, 2014)

A little rhyme, a little anthem, a little ditty without music, dedicated to various corporate heads of state, starting with the President of Farcebookland, Little Marky Zuckerberg, who recently traveled to China to pander to the populace in broken Mandarin.

Who’s a whore?
I’m a whore!
What do you think that whorin’s for?
If you’re a whore
You’d better whore for Chiii-na

Chokin’ air?
It ain’t fair!
But never mind, have no care
If you’re a whore
You’d better whore for Chiii-na

China strip-mines Africa
And lets Ebola loose
Elephants and rhinos, hide!
China will cook your goose!

Tusks and tails will cure what ails
Chinese men’s erections
So kill the beasts and procreate
and vote in the rigged elections!

Liberty in old Hong Kong
What could be more passé?
China says the protestors
Should all just shout hooray!

A billion people can’t be Wong
There’s some Wu’s and Hu’s, too
Such a market, bang that gong!
And rake in some more doubloons!

Who’s a whore?
I’m a whore!
What do you think that whorin’s for?
If you’re a whore
You’d better whore for Chiii-na

So what if Beijing screws Taiwan
So what about Tian An Men Square
So what about censored Internet
Just take your business there!

The old U.S. is kept afloat
by enormous Sino loans
Can’t we all just get along?
We’ve all got new iPhones!

Heavy metal big brown cloud
A-flyin' 'round the planet
Guess the sky done been Shanghaied
Ain't no use to fan it!

Say ni hao ma to Chung-guo ren
And put away those morals
They’re so 20th century
It’s one big happy store, all!

Who’s a whore?
I’m a whore!
What do you think that whorin’s for?
If you’re a whore
You’d better whore for Chiii-na

Chokin’ air
It ain’t fair!
But never mind, have no care
If you’re a whore
You’d better whore for Chiii-na


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