mean mean nancy pelosi blues
i got those mean nancy pelosi blues
mitt romney in blackface
the john mccain snaps his fingers and saves the bailout bill
minstrel show war torn muy macho house republicans quaking and
quivering in fear as the amazonian pelosi cracks her snake whip
bush mccain boehner the new 3 stooges we all want to pass the
bill they yelled at my neighbor's dog then really didn't say
much about it we wanted and intended to vote for it boehner
cried but pelosi said awful words about us mccain slaps obama on
a shaking wall street you can't phone leadership in,man and then
goes barefoot through the land of blackberry.
poor poor republican house
you really did want to pass that bill
you would of done it too
putting country first
but then nancy threw up on you
she was possessed by the demon
poor boys and girls
forget it's close to reelection
that your voters distrust and fear this bill nobody's really
gone out of their way to pitch it your voters have told you
their take i know truly you're not afraid of losing your job
that you deeply embrace voting for controversial bills but that
nasty vindictive nancy just got under your country first skin
and you meant to vote aye cause daddy mccain and king george and
boehner all agreed yes but you accidentally hit nay cause pelosi
blotted your view nobody from arizona voted aye only 4 from
texas hmm,john and george,what happened?
paul and ringo will be coming over soon.
economist iverson calls the bill a capital contraction instead
of a bailout.
john,i'm touched that you bailed out the bailout bill.
too bad you didn't tell your pals in the house.
run this by me again,mitt.
i blinked.i'm not getting the punchline.
i know i'm stupid,
but i didn't think i was that far gone.
come on,mitt
look me in the eye
i'm trying to remain loyally gullible and bewildered.
disregard that awful smile shamefully forming on my lips.
i meant to frown and look disturbed
but nancy pelosi said some mean things to me she,as you know,is
one scary lady.
---Scott Wannberg 9/29/08 |
