Jesus H. Christ!                                                                           Taking the "fundamental" out of Christianity. . .

Jesus in the news! UPDATED RELIGIOUSLY. . . THE LIE OF TELEVANGELISM EXPOSED Peter Popoff was exposed long ago---but he's back making millions anyhow! Praaaaise Jesus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqRN5vjDHQ&mode=related&search=   CREFLO DOLLAR IS A 'TIMES SQUARE PIMP'---PASTOR MANNING Say hallelujah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgJnghVJ-DA&mode=related&search= TOMB CONTAINS THE ENTIRE JESUS FAMILY! Ozzie Jesus, his lovely wife Harriet Jesus, David and Ricky Jesus http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3368731,00.html http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/02/27/news/jesus.php SINEAD O' CONNOR GIVES BIRTH TO JESUS http://www.showbizireland.com/news/january07/05-oconnor05.shtml POPE SAYS DYLAN IS 'FALSE PROPHET' Rip Post says Pope is 'false prophet' http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/articles/_a/dylan-a-false-prophet-says-pope-benedict/20070308093709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001 ‘MEGACHURCH’ STOLE FUNDS MEANT FOR TSUNAMI VICTIMS Very Christian of them! http://www.seattleweekly.com/2007-02-21/news/cash-and-carry.php ‘CHRISTIAN’ FUNDAMENTALISTS LAUNCH ‘LORD’S WIKIPEDIA’ http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,469969,00.html "Kangaroos, like all modern animals, originated in the Middle East and are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood." This sentence is taken from an online encyclopedia. And it is meant seriously. EDWARDS: JESUS WOULD BE APPALLED AT U.S. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/03/05/politics/p135336S12.DTL AFRICA ‘CHRISTIANITY’--- JESUS IN THE MORNING, VOODOO AT NIGHT http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,463787,00.html POPE TO BECOME MORMON AFTER HE DIES? http://www.reuters.com/article/inDepthNews/idUSL0218416820070204 SUBURBAN DESPAIR FUELS RADICAL ‘CHRISTIAN’ RIGHT http://www.alternet.org/story/46908/ It is a movement built on the growing personal and economic despair of tens of millions of Americans, who watched helplessly as their communities were plunged into poverty by the flight of manufacturing jobs, their families and neighborhoods torn apart by neglect and indifference, and who eventually lost hope that America was a place where they had a future. LOOKS LIKE THE CRUSADES WORKED--- MOST OF THE WORLD POISONED BY ‘CHRISTIANITY’ http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,460233,00.html SEE MAP http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,grossbild-776256-460233,00.html PLAY JESUS BALL! IT’S ‘FAITH DAY’ AT THE BALLPARK! Roll those eyeballs back in your heads and get holy, baby! http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/other_business/article/0,2777,DRMN_23916_5282709,00.html DID THE VATICAN STEAL JESUS’S FORESKIN? http://www.slate.com/id/2155745/?nav=tap3 Religion is the Root of all Evil? http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,444787,00.html  The Hijacking of Jesus--- How the Religious Right Distorts Christianity and Promotes Prejudice and Hate BY DAN WAKEFIELD http://www.danwakefield.com/page2.html EVIL D. JAMES KENNEDY TEAMS WITH COULTER http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/New_TV_special_featuring_Coulter_ties_0819.html EVOLUTION GENES IDENTIFIED http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060816/ts_nm/science_evolution_dc JACKIE MASON SUES JEWS FOR JESUS--- NOW THAT'S FUNNY http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/754934.html PREZMANIAC’S “JUST A COMMA”--- IS CODE TO BIBLE-BANGERS If Iraq is a comma, guess nuclear war would be a whole word http://www.washingtonpost.com/wpdyn/content/article/2006/10/04/AR2006100401707.html  Mr. Christ, fancifully depicted. The most recent Superman  movie portrayed the Man of Steel in the vein of a Savior from the heavens. BLOODTHIRSTY CHIMPS AND SEX-CRAZED BONOBOS! http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/spiegel/0,1518,druck-433327,00.html JESUS WAS A RICE FARMER IN JAPAN! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5326614.stm  PROGRESSIVE EVANGELICALS STRIKE BLOW FOR ENVIRO SANITY http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/09/AR2006090901155.html?referrer=emailarticle  MEGACHURCHES ARE HOOKING KIDS WITH “COOL” Our Dude, which art in heaven. . . http://www.alternet.org/story/39427/  PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH PUBLISHES BOOK BLAMING BUSH FOR 9/11 Now that’s progress. . . http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51463 ‘CHRISTIAN’ CRETINS LOBBY FOR ‘END TIMES’ (Rip Post comments: All religious broadcasting should be illegal, religious institutions taxed.) http://www.alternet.org/story/39748/  At the center of it all is Pastor John Hagee, a popular televangelist who leads the 18,000-member Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas. While Hagee has long prophesized about the end times, he ratcheted up his rhetoric this year with the publication of his book, "Jerusalem Countdown," in which he argues that a confrontation with Iran is a necessary precondition for Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ. HERE COME THE 'CHRISTIAN ZIONISTS' http://www.commondreams.org/headlines06/0727-11.htm  Over the past two decades, as the Christian Right has grown in political power in the United States, there has been a parallel growth in support for Israel. Organisations made up of conservative evangelical and Jewish leaders have been founded, and millions of dollars have been raised and donated to charities in Israel. Now, a new group plans to take it up a notch, becoming a significant presence in any political policy debates involving Israel. Last week, while the Israeli-Hezbollah conflict continued to escalate, Christians United for Israel (CUFI) -- an organisation founded less than six months ago by Texas evangelist Rev. John C. Hagee, pastor of the 18,000-member Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas and the author of "Jerusalem Countdown," a 2006 book about a nuclear-armed Iran -- rolled into Washington for its first major get-together. More than 3,400 delegates from across the United States attended the inaugural meeting. ‘CHRISTIAN ZIONISM’ LOBBY H0PES TO RIVAL AIPAC Amy Goodman looks at the new Jeezo Fascism and its influence on Bush http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/08/15/1326256  A new group was recently established called Christians United for Israel - CUFI. They're an evangelical organization that believes supporting expansionist policies of the Israeli government is: "a biblical imperative." In a new article for The Nation, journalist Max Blumenthal reports group members have held several meetings with White House officials to talk about US policy in the Middle East. They've apparently lobbied the administration to adopt a confrontational posture toward Iran, refuse aid to the Palestinians and give Israel a free hand in its attack on Lebanon. THE ‘CHRISTIAN’ TALIBAN? http://www.alternet.org/story/40318/  ‘Christian’ reconstructionists believe democracy is heresy and public school is satanic -- and they've got more influence than you think. IS NEW SUPERMAN REALLY SUPERJESUS? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/5223302.stm  FIRST THE ROCKIES WENT JEEZO---NOW THE ATLANTA BRAVES http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0727/p01s02-ussc.html Hear The Persuasions sing “Life is a Ballgame!” First base is temptation, second base is sin. . . http://www.mp3.com/tracks/628094/dl_streams.html   JEEZO FREAKS VOTED OFF KANSAS BOARD OF EDUCATION http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2006/08/02/international/i062230D82.DTL CRAZY S. KOREAN CHRISTIANS IN AFGHANISTAN DESPITE WARNING http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alertnet.org%2Fthenews%2Fnewsdesk%2FSEO235479.htm  CRAZY PAT ADMITS GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/#39872  Celling The Bible Ah don't care if it rains 'r freezes, long's Ah got my cellular Jesus http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-na-digital16may16,0,7404453.story?coll=la-home-headlines THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JUDAS. . . http://www.nationalgeographic.com/lostgospel/?fs=www9.nationalgeographic.com HELEN THOMAS: WHERE ARE ALL THE LEADERS OF FAITH? http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0504-23.htm INTERVIEW: KEVIN PHILIPS ON MESSIANIC AMERICA http://www.alternet.org/story/34572/  Well, we have to be careful what description we're using. For example, if you take born-agains. The percentage of born-agains in this country is something like 42 or 43 percent. With Republicans, it's 10 points higher, and with Democrats it's 10 points lower. Just a guess. I would say that 40 percent of the Republican coalition is fundamentalist evangelical and Pentecostal. Now, there would be a larger group that would be born again, who wouldn't quite consider themselves in some of these dimensions. WATCH: THE GOD WHO WASN’T THERE http://www.thegodmovie.com/clip-TheGap.php COPS GRAB CHILDREN OF SATAN-FEARING CULT http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=668412006 The cult believes attending school exposes students to satanic forces. CALIF. PICKS GAY BISHOP--- PROMPTLY DENOUNCED AS ‘TERRORIST’ http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060504/ap_on_re_us/episcopalians_gays  The Rev. Paul Zahl, dean of the conservative Trinity Episcopal School for Ministry in Ambridge, Pa., likened the election of a gay bishop in California to "a terrorist bomb, which is timed to destroy a peace process." SEX TOURISM THRIVES IN THE BIBLE BELT http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060404/lf_nm/crime_sextourism_dc_2  WAL-MART REFUSES TO SELL HEATHEN MARDIS GRAS COLORS http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/#34216  FALWELL VS. FALLWELL http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Supreme_Court_rejects_Falwell_appeal_to_0417.html  REV. MOON: AMERICANS HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR SEX ORGANS TO SATAN! http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/34072/  And listen, I should add, to the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, owner of the conservative mouthpiece the Washington Times and noted "Messiah," Moon's warning to America is that we must have sex the way he entreats us, in the positions he has designated, or else forfeit our "love organs," as he dubs them, to the dark lord Satan. CATHOLIC BILLIONAIRE WANTS TO BUILD ‘CITY OF GOD’ http://pewforum.org/news/display.php?NewsID=10279  WHY I AM A CHRISTIAN (SORT OF) by Robert Jensen http://www.alternet.org/story/33236/ So, I'm a Christian, sort of. A secular Christian. A Christian atheist, perhaps. But, in a deep sense, I would argue, a real Christian. A real Christian who doesn't believe in God? This claim requires some explanation about the reasons I joined, and also opens up a discussion of what the term "Christian" could, or should, mean. PASTORS ATTACK MEGACHURCHES click here DON’T EXPECT MUCH FROM “EVANGELICAL ENVIRONMENTALISTS” Their good intentions are undercut by their own leaders http://www.alternet.org/blogs/themix/#32033 EVANGELICAL DILEMMA: CAN’T CONDEMN THEM EEELEGAL IMMIGRANTS ‘CAUSE THEY’S CHRISTIANS! http://www.alternet.org/blogs/themix/31397/ EVANGELICALS TO LAUNCH “CHRISTIAN AIPAC” http://www.rense.com/general69/evang.htm JESUS WAS A STONER! Certainly used “healing cannabis” http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,,869488,00.html GET THIS---FALWELL SAYS HE AND NETANYAHU EXTORTED CLINTON---USED LEWINSKY THREAT TO MAKE BILL CHANGE ISRAEL POLICY http://www.rense.com/general69/col.htm WHY DOES ANYONE PAY ANY ATTENTION TO LUNATIC PAT ROBERTSON? http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Robertson_said_Sharon_being_punished_by_0105.html Did Pat foresee this? "Jesus" dukes it out with Darth Vader. NOW SOME JEWS EMBRACE “INTELLIGENT DESIGN” http://www.alternet.org/story/30335/ “CHRISTIANS” PROTEST NBC SHOW ABOUT PRIEST WHO CONSULTS HAY-SOOS http://www.afa.net/petitions/issuedetail.asp?id=175 GARY HART ON “FAITH-BASED” B.S. INFECTING GOV'T http://www.buzzflash.com/interviews/05/12/int05047.html WHERE WOULD JESUS SHOP? http://www.coloradoan.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051212/BUSINESS/512120302/1046 JESUS BANS “CHRISTIAN” GROUP! by Mark Morford http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2005/12/09/notes120905.DTL In an astonishing but not completely unexpected announcement, Jesus H. Christ, vice president and CFO of All That Is Inc., appeared today on a large tortilla at a roadside taco stand in Zacatecas, Mexico. . . GOOD CHRISTIANS BEAT KANSAS PROF WHO DERIDED ‘INTELLIGENT DESIGN’ http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/12/06/creationism.class.ap/index.html Quien es mas macho? El Jesus o el diablo?

Evolutionary biologist: God is a delusion, religion is a virus, and America has slipped back into the Dark Ages.

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BUSH'S JESUS FACTOR

FROGGIE! THE WRATH OF GOD? by Rip Rense click here

 

FUN WITH JESUS! Mr. Christ, in a light-hearted moment. TELEVANGELIST CONFESSES! BEWARE THE FISH PEOPLE, THEY ARE THE TRUE ENEMY! -- Frank Zappa, in a speech to a pro-choice rally in Los Angeles around 1989-90. READ SHIP OF FOOLS, THE MAGAZINE OF CHRISTIAN UNREST HOLY HOME PAGE, BATMAN! IT'S THE JESUS SCREEN SAVER! VISIT NOBOJO.ORG! (NO BOB JONES UNIVERSITY, THAT IS) HEY, KIDS! GET YOUR ARMOR OF GOD PJ'S! THE SINNER’S GUIDE TO THE EVANGELICAL RIGHT WATCH: TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT COMMANDMENTS! WATCH: GEORGE CARLIN ON GAWDALMIGHTEE! WATCH: THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST---ABBREVIATED! WATCH: REV. FRANK ZAPPA TESTIFYIN':  "THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT NOTHING!" WATCH: TOM WAITS SINGS "CHOCOLATE JESUS!" MAN SPENDS 23 MINUTES IN HELL! IMAGE OF JESUS FOUND ON MANICOTTI! EVERY SPERM IS SACRED! HEY, KIDS, IT’S THE CHURCH OF TOM JONES! JESUS SPORTS STATUES! JESUS---THE MUSICAL! here

Jesus H. Christ!
THE BIBLE COLLEGE THAT LEADS
STRAIGHT TO THE WHITE HOUSE!
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/story.jsp?story=513495
EXCERPT: No, what makes Patrick Henry unique is the increasingly close - critics say alarmingly close - links this recently established, right-wing Christian college has with the Bush administration and the Republican establishment as a whole. This spring, of the almost 100 interns working in the White House, seven are from Patrick Henry.

BUSH WANTS CHURCH CONGREGATION LISTS
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/03/politics/campaign/03CHUR.html?ex=1087278186&ei=1&en=779db9ab3f1176c2
PASTOR RIPS BUSH AND CHENEY OVER CHURCH LISTS
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/auto/epaper/editions/today/news_044e6d1f75a2423d1041.html
EXCERPT: Gaddy said he is concerned "that an administration that has talked so eloquently about the importance of houses of worship would be willing to intrude on the sanctity of houses of worship... by seeking to turn them into political organizations."

"When a man has brought himself to accept uncritically all the absurdities
that religious doctrines put before him, and even to overlook the
contradictions between them, we need not be greatly surprised at the
weakness of his intellect...." ---Sigmund Freud's "The Future of an Illusion."

"The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the
work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge.
'You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.'"
--Frank Zappa 

Complete Lyrics to "Plastic Jesus" may be found HERE

Recommended Reading
DOES WORSHIP OF MANY GODS INSPIRE TOLERANCE?
Ira Rifkin interviews Jonathan Kirsch, author of "God Against the Gods: The History of the War Between Monotheism and Polytheism."
http://www.jrep.com/Books/Article-0.html
EXCERPT: Given the abominable record of bloodletting that rigorous monotheists -- Kirsch’s term for fundamentalist fanatics ---have amassed over the past millennia, might the world not be better off had Julian the Apostate, the Roman Empire’s last pagan emperor, not died young in battle? That question is at the heart of Kirsch’s book, and is well worth considering in this age of holy terrorism.

EWWWW! EU IS ON A 'CHRISTIANITY' KICK
http://www.guardian.co.uk/eu/story/0,7369,1224048,00.html
EXCERPT: The controversial question of Christianity returned to the EU yesterday when seven states, led by Italy, urged the union to recognise a "historical truth" and refer explicitly to the "Christian roots of Europe" in its new constitution.

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Lyrics to "Chocolate Jesus," by Tom Waits Don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way Bit I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Well I don't want no Abba Zabba Don't want no Almond Joy There ain't nothing better Suitable for this boy Well it's the only thing That can pick me up Better than a Cup Of Gold See only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul When the weather gets rough And it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior Up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy But that's ok Pour him over ice cream For a nice parfait Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied "You can’t run a race without no feet And pretty soon there won’t be no street For dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on Religious fanatics can make it be all gone." ---Frank Zappa, from "Dumb All Over."

Hot Off The Holy Newswire! BUSH HAS A CHAT WITH GOD by Doug Thompson http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_5193.shtml EXCERPT: “Don’t think George. It’s not your strong point.”“OK. Anything else?”“Yeah. Fire Dick Cheney.”“I can’t. Halliburton won’t let me." SCIENTISTS CLONE JESUS! Read the Saviorclone's first speech! http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i3201 BUSH ADMITS---HE'S BEEN ASKING THE WRONG JESUS! http://www.moderateindependent.com/v1i2news4.htm BUSH CHANGES NAME TO 'JESUS' http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i3123 EXCERPT: President Jesus then told news services that he decided to make this change after hearing the voice of his higher father tell him "even a saintly Beatle's name is not fitteth for the world's savior." JESUS ACTION FIGURE TV COMMERCIAL http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/ SHINGO, JAPAN: HOMETOWN OF CHRIST http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/world/DailyNews/japan010123_jesus.html EXCERPT: It’s a story of Jesus Christ, and it goes a little something like this: Jesus didn’t die up on his cross at Golgotha. That was his brother. Christ himself fled across Siberia and, after a brief detour through Alaska, landed in Japan — where he got married and raised a family. HUBBLE TELESCOPE SPOTS THE SAVIOR! http://xai.com/jnebula/ Holy S---! MINISTER DIES FROM SNAKEBITE DURING EASTER SERVICE Was a "serpent-handling service" http://www.wftv.com/news/3004502/detail.html THAT TWO-FACED SHROUD OF TURIN! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3621931.stm REVEREND USES 'SIMPSONS' TO TEACH GOSPEL http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=496&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20040405/ap_on_en_tv/simpsons_sermon EXCERPT: Rev. Robin Spittle (real name!) says that each episode had Christian themes, even though Homer once described his religion as "you know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life. Uh, Christianity."      RUSSIA COURT BANS JEHOVAH'S BICYCLE BOYS http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20040327.wjehov0327/BNStory/International/ JESUS CHRIST--- EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL! http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/2399/jesus.html JESUS MADE BEER! http://www.beerchurch.com/jesus.htm EASTER BUNNY SPOTTED ON MARS? http://marsrovers.nasa.gov/spotlight/opportunity/b19_20040304.html

Amen and pass the remote. . .
THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT AND
THE EMERGING THEOCRACY
by Maureen Farrell
http://www.buzzflash.com/farrell/04/03/far04007.html
EXCERPT: So how embedded is the religious right in our political institutions? In his aptly titled Jan. 28, 2004 Rolling Stone cover story, "Reverend Doomsday," Robert Dreyfuss explains: "It might seem unlikely that the commander in chief would take his marching orders directly from on high -- unless you understand the views of the Rev. Timothy LaHaye, one of the most influential leaders of the Christian right, and a man who played a quiet but pivotal role in putting George W. Bush in the White House." LaHaye, you may recall, is co-author of the various Left Behind series, which, to date, has sold a reported whopping 60 million copies. A "strict biblical reconstructionist" who takes the Bible as "God's literal truth," LaHaye believes that Armageddon will be unleashed from "the Antichrist's headquarters in Babylon" (i.e. Iraq).
THE "CHRISTIAN" RIGHT U.S. REGIME: A PROGRESS REPORT
by Becky Burgwin
OpEd News
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article5856.htm

HOW THE 'ONE NATION UNDER GOD' DEBATE
FLUSHED FUNDAMENTALISTS INTO THE OPEN
http://www.tompaine.com/feature2.cfm/ID/5930
EXCERPT: The 9th Circuit Court panel’s decision surely will not stand. Few judges -- or justices -- are going to challenge the nation’s basic attitudes toward God and patriotism, no matter their constitutional obligations. But praise these two appeal judges -- Alfred Goodwin and Stephen Reinhardt -- for rendering a gutsy decision and for flushing American fundamentalism into the open. Francis Bellamy would probably tip his hat to them -- and then cry over what his pledge has become.

Read Complete lyrics to Monty Python's "Every Sperm Is Sacred" HERE

GIBSON ON THE ROCKS:
MEL’S TIRADE---THE PLAY!
http://www.laobserved.com/intell/2006/07/i_own_malibu_the_stage_play_1.php 
PANICKED MEL WANTS TO MEET WITH JEWISH LEADERS
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/745243.html 
WORRIED ABOUT MEL GIBSON?
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/pages/rosnerBlog.jhtml?itemNo=744889&contrassID=25&subContrassID=0&sbSubContrassID=1&listSrc=Y&art=1 
MEL WAS SUICIDAL---SOURCE
Well, he did manage to kill his career, anyhow
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/exclusive-mel-gibson-was-really-on-the-verge-of-suicide-before-his-dui-arrest-this-was-a-death-wish/ 
$$$$$$$ GIVE AND YE SHALL RECEIVE $$$$$$$
Jesus H. Christ!
GIBSON SUES FOR 'PASSION' PROFITS
Got to get all that blood money. . .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3789471.stm
GIBSON WILL CLEAR $300 MILLION
FROM CHRIST'S CRUCIFIXION
Director makes a bundle off Hay-zoos's blood
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3532085.stm
Jesus H. Christ!
ACTOR WHO PLAYS HAY-ZOOS VISITS THE POPE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3515158.stm
RELATED:
JESUS DEMANDS CREATIVE CONTROL OVER NEXT FILM!
http://www.theonion.com/news/
$$$$$$$ GIVE AND YE SHALL RECEIVE $$$$$$$

And as they nailed poor Brian to the cross, a nearby crucifixee held his head high and sang
 this inspiring little song. . .

REV. IKE LIVES!
http://www.revike.com/